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Saw this elsewhere from a Cleveland Browns fan, I added some slight edits....enjoy!

C for catching, a skill no Brown can do;
L for the 12 losses we'll surely accrue.
E for endzone, a place we'll never go;
V for the velocity not on a McCoy throw.
E for everywhere, our roster filled with holes,
L for the let down of more Dawson field goals.
A for the abysmal state of our LBs
N for the negative wind chill that makes my ass freeze.
D for the drinking problems we don't need concealed,
B for the bottles we threw on the field.
R for the redzone, which allegedly exists,
O for our offense, whose ineptitude persists.
W for wide-outs, of which we have none,
N for my noose, or perhaps my gun.
S is for Sunday, a day we won't have won.

I hear Mike Polk's voice in my head when I read this.