To break up today's monotony of the Redskins and Iraq war threads....
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami. They were discussing the fact that if they go for a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes, but if they take the cigarettes with them, they will get soaked.
Then they notice a girl walking out of the ocean. She reaches into the top of her swimsuit, pulls out a perfectly dry cigarette and book of matches and lights up.
The ladies go up to the girl and ask, "How do you keep your cigarettes dry?" She answers, "I put them inside of a condom."
The women rush to a pharmacy and ask for a condom. When the pharmacist asks, "What size?" one of the ladies says, "Well...big enough to fit a Camel."
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^ Do to political correctness, I feel compelled to note the following disclaimer: The above was not intended to offend any of the following: Retirees, women who smoke, swimmers, pharmacists, condom users, cigarettes, any of the 4 oceans (5 if it makes you feel better) and dromedaries (one & two humped varieties). - Thank you.
