who cares. Russia ain't declared war, so this is nothing more than them pumping their chest like gorillas.
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
People don't seem to understand how outdated Russia's military weapons are..hell everything about them in their weaponry is broke or doesnt work with crap..and thats not even considering their crap boots on the ground:/
people like to be like "did you see what Russia did to Georgia in 2008?"
And i respond with "yall didn't even know Georgia was a country until that popped off. half of yall thought Russia invaded the states"
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
Why am I getting so hungry. I'm eating at my mother-in-laws tomorrow so you all know the turkey will have dust and ashes flying out of it when it gets carved.
I have been loving your mother-in-law Thanksgiving Day stories for over a decade now. Please provide a detailed description of everything following the visit. Thanks in advance.
As Madea says
I survived yet another disaster this year. Thanksgiving diner at my mother-in-laws. I even remembered to get you a few photo's this year Jules. I thought I was prepared this year. I remembered to take all the tools I thought I would need for the meal. We started with the Turkey (I could smell it burning 100 yards from the front door, so I took my chainsaw in with me to carve that baby up.
It only took 10 min for me to cut my way through a chuck of that solid black piece or petrified turkey. I did however have to go get a second plate. (I'm not sure if it busted the plate when I dropped the turkey on it, or if that still burning piece of lava rock just ate through the plate) Anyway I worked up the courage to try a roll next. (Patting myself on the back for my bravery) I ran back to the car and grabbed my, hammer, chisel, drill, and diamond tipped drill bits. I proceeded to try to chip off a piece of that quartz bread, but busted both my hammer and chisel, so I broke out set of my diamond bit drill bits. 15 min. later I had broken every one of my bits and burned up my new drill, yet not a single hole, dent, scratch, or mark was made on that roll.
So as you know I never give up so I ran to the car again to grab a small pointed shovel to try to dig out some mashed taters. (Well suprise, suprise I broke the shovel) So I sharpened up my now dull chain on the chainsaw (remember what the turkey did to it) and preceeded to pretend the taters were a block of ice and I carved me out a nice little image of Mr. T. to sit on my plate.
Thinking I may for once get a bite of food I went searching for some gravy. My mother-in-law (bless her little heart) said she knew how much I liked gravy, so she said she ran a whole bathtube full of it for me. (gee thanks dear)So much for mashed taters and gravy.
hmmmm how about some stuffing? Well that idea went down the toilet when she said the taters had clogged up her strainer, and she couldn't strain the liquid or the cat hair out of the stuffing.
At this point I'm starving to death and thing boy some of that nasty generic corn she always makes sounds really really good, so I ask my father-in-law if she made any corn this year. He rolls his eyes and points toward the kitchen. My mother-in-law then chimes in. It's home made corn this year. I made some up just for you. It's a bit under cooked but if you can't wait for it to finish cooking I will get it out of the oven for you now. (Lord help me)
As I am about to die of hunger, and thirst I ask for a bottle of water. Her reply? Sorry I forgot to buy that but you can have some tap water, (I will be glad to get you one she cackles)
It was at this point that my luck changed. My father-in-law said he needed my help in the garage. So we walked out to the garage and what do I see ????
two of these and a 12 pack of coors light
So as we sat in the garage eating our dry cup of noodles, and drinking our beer I thought to myself. Man I this is the best Thanksgiving meal I ever had at my mother-in-laws, and for that I was Thankful
Dude, you could have poured a beer over your cup of noodles. It doesn't taste very good, but it does soften up the noodles after 20 minutes or so. You still get to drink the beer when you're done with the noodles too.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
So I sharpened up my now dull chain on the chainsaw (remember what the turkey did to it) and preceeded to pretend the taters were a block of ice and I carved me out a nice little image of Mr. T. to sit on my plate.
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