Do you know how boring you are now? Please, come up with something else will you?
You want me to hold your hand? Tell you everything is going to be ok? Feed you nothing but feel good stories??
Get out of here with that.
I will hit you and your other furry friends with FACTS. Hopefully it will cause this once legendary and now lethargic fan base to WAKE UP.
Fact. No pro championship since 64. (Simply a disgrace.)
Fact. No playoff wins since the team came back in 99. Yet the city that stole your beloved Browns wins 2 Superbowls and is a playoff competitor year in and year out. ( good freaking grief )
Fact. You cannot deny that each year the Browns fans get stirred into a frenzy. And each year it ends in disappointment.
Your front office makes sure that you win the Superbowl of the offseason. Everybody talks about the Browns and their new savior at QB. Manziel, Weeden, Garcia, Hoyer, etc. and etc. and etc. But come regular season. . The wins are hard to come by. You may show glimpses of greatness. . Only to get it taken away from you.
Why? Why does it have to be this way? The NFL is designed so that everyone has a chance! Parity. Why cant the Clowns cash in on that? I will tell you why and I will continue to do so. Your front office has devised a clever and dastardly plan to keep you in the basement of the AFC North and keep their wallets fat with your hard earned cash.
SMH. Its no wonder I say Poor Clowns. Poor Clowns Indeed.
