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Quote by lamp above:
"If you've ever been too drunk to fish...."
Actually, you might be a redneck if you’ve ever been too sober to fish….
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Or..........
...you might be a redneck if you've never been feeshing w/out being drunk.
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How about Jackie Gleason?
If everybody had like minds, we would never learn. GM Strong ![[Linked Image]](http://www.dawgtalkers.net/uploads/small-gator-chomp.gif)
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I used to love that show. "I'm gonna send you to the moon, Alice." Can you imagine a line like that being said today? 
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HUMiNA, HUIMNA, HUMNA, POW right in the kisser.
Yeah that would go over real well....
#gmstrong
A smart person knows what to say.
A wise person knows whether or not to say it.
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Red Skelton... guess I am showing my age.
#gmstrong
A smart person knows what to say.
A wise person knows whether or not to say it.
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I remember driving by Red Skelton's house in the mountains of Palm Springs, CA. It was a mansion and he had seven different Rolls Royce vintage automobiles lined up at an angle facing the street.
Simply amazing!
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I'm a big fan of Jim Gaffigan. As far as people who are not so famous, I'm a big fan of Mike Palascak.
Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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I forgot about Gaffigan.
His first few routines were hilarious!
"Mr. Universe? Shouldn't we have asked other planets?"
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Back in my teen years I used to listen to Gene Tracy At The Truck Stop.
while it was dirty, it was funny.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
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