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Medman here to deliver the weekly Smack to you Sad Sack Cleveland Clownies. OH what a pathetic performance against the up till now sorry Steelers. First the Bengals swept you in a huge Blowout Shutout & now the Steelers Sweep in an another almost Shutout. Do you care to lose to the Ratbirds again & then we can say the WHOLE freakin division has swept you. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Cheer up at this rate you'll get a decent draft pick although you didn't do much with the great picks you got last year, what a pathetic organization. I would be embarrased to be a Cleveland Brown fan the way this team is playing, you had better demand some change or things will only get worse for you. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

FEAR THE TIGER BABY!! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

WHO DEY!! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

I bet you we still don't go 15 years without a winning season. Come talk to me in 2017 if we still haven't had a winning season. Then we'll be the same kind of pathetic organization that your Bungles are

The bottom line is no one looks at the Browns as rivalry anymore...we can't hang on to.."oh the bengals lost for 15 years straight b/c the past is the past. We stink as of right now and that is the bottom line...no excuses.

15 years without going over .500?? Hell, we are still waaaay ahead of the game.

OH Paleease, when was the last time you guys ever went to a Super Bowl? When was the last time you won a Championship? Uh, Huh makes 15 Years look like yesterday. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

P.S. - The Bengals are headed for the Playoffs & their second CONSECUTIVE winning season. Come back Brownie boy when you have some "real" smack. <img src="/images/graemlins/plthumbsdown.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

Yeah, we are a terrible football team right now. But does that make us a pathetic organization? No. Yes, the past is the past, but is the past not part of your organization?

You're right. Going to a Super Bowl and losing, and having ZERO championships is much better than not getting to a Super Bowl and having 5 Championships. I forgot that Championships only counted after the Super Bowl began. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

I just hope it stays that way...I just want back to back wins at this point <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

He won't need to come back because he is still here. You see UNLIKE Bengals fans ( Curley, and Impacta excluded) Bengal fans were harder to find than Jimmy Hoffa when the Bengals were losing. But us Browns fans are here if we would go 16-0 or 0-16. While Cleveland has true die hard fans, the Bengals own one of the largest bandwagons in the NFL.

Just making it to a Super Bowl is a MAJOR achievement & the Bengals have done it twice, Win or lose it's the top of the mountain in this sport.
Back in the days of the leather helmet, there was what 8 teams & the average player weighed about 175 pounds. When you compare it to the size & intensity of todays football, there is no comparison so anything won before Super Bowl I is of little value so in Essence your 5 Championships from ancient times are meaningless to everybody except Cleveland history buffs. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

WHO DEY!! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

You better tell the NFL Hall Of Fame the have it all wrong then <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

BTW tell us how large the Bengals section is in the HOF <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Hey now GM thats not fair....I heard they put in a whole new wing at the Hall of Fame just for the Bengals.....its called the broom closet. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

lol. I enjoy "I Need my med,man "

he's like having a pillow to punch when the mood strikes.

Hey med man, losing the Super Bowl is nothing to brag about. You think Sehawks fans are bragging?

Doesn't seem that long ago when they were sitting at PBS with BAGS over their heads does it GM? <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Well at least I still have my pride.

I have no info on the current whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa....

I am not on the Bengals bandwagon.....

( I'm the freaking owner and operator of it and its nice to have it full)

You may now return to your holiday shopping...

We haven't used the bags in years, In fact we are shipping them all to Cleveland, after FOUR losing season in a row, they need them worse than we do! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

P.S. - Is it me or do you Clown fans only live in the past, it's been awhile since the Bengals stunk bad enough for fans to wear the bags, We were 8-8 as far back as 2003 whereas since Reconstitution the Browns have been truly miserable, much more Bag worthy than the Bengals. Oh you pathetic Clown fans, Living in the past, How Sad! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

Really? You are talking about having FOUR losing seasons in a row? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Coming from a "fan" of a team who had FIFTEEN!? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Well Med ? We are waiting with baited breath . You can even ask your fellow Bungle trolls to help you out . <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Run us down the list of Mighty Bengals who's busts are in Canton ? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> LOL you can't even use the founder of your own sorry team because ...He earned his fame where ?? Oh, in CLEVELAND. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Wow !! Really ? That far back ?? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

As far back <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> I guess a few years is a lifetime for a 15 year old <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Here is a hint for you. Time is not measured by x-box, and playstation games <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Well look at this, two Ohio losers argueing. It's like Sam Adams and Ted Washington calling each other "fat".

...or like you and MrEdman calling each other "royal wussy whimps who only post when your team wins a game." <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

WTF is Mr Edman? A horse or something? That was lame kid. You, Brown fan, need to be punished. Brace yourself...

Anthony Munoz & Charlie Joiner are the member of the Bengals that are in the hall. Remember the Bengals did not even come to be until 1967 so are a MUCH younger team than the Browns. By the way thanks for sending us Paul Brown our founder after your organization unceremoniously sacked him. Since Paul Brown left, you haven't won JACK & that's a lots a LOT of years, doesn't make 15 years look all that long does it, how sad for you, what a sad & pathetic organization. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />. maybe you can go down to the museum & put those leather helmets back on & dream of the Glory years. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> because that's all you got. <img src="/images/graemlins/plthumbsdown.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

WHO DEY!! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Maybe you better go check Joiner, I don't think he went into the HOF as a Bengal <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

I hate to admit it, but that's pretty funny.

...of course, of course. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

....and Mr. Edman will never post unless he has something to say. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Hey Kids, anybody want a burger, it's 100% pure breed.... <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

Hello my fairweathered fan friend.

You're welcomed for Paul Brown. See, I think he was a great man, but I'm glad that he left you his offspring, Mike "Class Action" Brown.

He sure brought the championships to Cincinnati just like his father did to Cleveland.

uh....

when was the last time the bengals won a championship?

oh, that's right...

never.

your team has won a grand total of 5 playoff games in their existence.

why even say anything?

Get serious, when was the last time the Browns won a Championship? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

The sad thing is that the Browns have not won ANYTHING since Paul Brown left & that was a LOOOONG time ago. Maybe you better invite Mike Brown to come back to Cleveland, he's gotta be better than what you got now. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

when was the last time the bengals won a championship?

i'll take 1964 over never.

Too Funny, 42 Years? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Nothing else in 42 years? Is there anybody still around that went to that game? <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" /> Face facts, in the entire Life of the Cincinnati Bengals you have won NADA, nothing, not even an AFC ring, sound pretty even to me except the Bengals have 2 AFC titles to your Zero.

-Med-

at least i can say my team has won a championship

that must suck to answer "no" when asked if your team has ever won a championship

i win.

You've got to understand these Clowns. They use tha '64 championship baloney because it's the only thing they got. Believe it or not, some of these Clowns like Sipey Boy, expect Steeler fans alive today to explain the bad 1940's Steelers teams!!

He doesn't realize rosters were depleted because of World War II.