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My Superpower is evaluating a group of two or more women and rightly determining the most beautiful one.




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You should rent out your superpower. You'd make enough in a month to retire early.


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I can ignore bs posts as if they are not there.


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My superpower is that I can talk to dogs. They don't talk back ..... but I can talk to them. wink

Seriously though, even really mean dogs seem to like me for some reason.


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Originally Posted By: YTownBrownsFan
My superpower is that I can talk to dogs. They don't talk back ..... but I can talk to them. wink

Seriously though, even really mean dogs seem to like me for some reason.


Yes, I have noticed that I can't help but like you.

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Originally Posted By: 40YEARSWAITING
Originally Posted By: YTownBrownsFan
My superpower is that I can talk to dogs. They don't talk back ..... but I can talk to them. wink

Seriously though, even really mean dogs seem to like me for some reason.


Yes, I have noticed that I can't help but like you.


I'll be sure to scratch you behind the ears if I ever see you in person. rofl


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

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Originally Posted By: PastorMarc
Speaking God's Word thumbsup


That's the best one.

I am still an amateur in this regard.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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My wife has the strongest Super Power of all.

She has survived living with me for over 35 years. I don't believe there is a single person on these boards who could do the same.


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Originally Posted By: GMdawg
My wife has the strongest Super Power of all.

She has survived living with me for over 35 years. I don't believe there is a single person on these boards who could do the same.


Send her down, I'll see if I can live with her.


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She is on her way.

BTW I sent all of our bills with her. nanner

BTW I sent her UPS and had them Bill Receiver


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I figure out movie endings about 5 minutes into the movie. Kind of disappointing but it saves a load of time!

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Originally Posted By: 1oldMutt
I figure out movie endings about 5 minutes into the movie. Kind of disappointing but it saves a load of time!


SOO You only watch Lifetime movies wink


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Originally Posted By: GMdawg
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I figure out movie endings about 5 minutes into the movie. Kind of disappointing but it saves a load of time!


SOO You only watch Lifetime movies wink


And Hallmark! grin


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I'm a 'Jedi box stroka'...


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Originally Posted By: Swish
I can determine whether a cookie is oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip just by touching it with my eyes closed.


Love it! laugh

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I can determine whether a cookie is oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip just by touching it with my eyes closed.


Love it! laugh


I worry what he's touching it with, with his eyes closed.


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Originally Posted By: GMdawg
Originally Posted By: 1oldMutt
I figure out movie endings about 5 minutes into the movie. Kind of disappointing but it saves a load of time!


SOO You only watch Lifetime movies wink


LOL! That would be my wife! I think the same dope writes all those flicks!

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