DawgTalkers.net Forums DawgTalk Tailgate Forum Annoyances During Browns Games

Outside of the obvious "we suck," "lack of talent," "losing," etc. What, in particular, has grown very annoying to you during your viewing of Browns games?

I'll list a few:

1. "IT'S THIRD DOWN"

2. Having the WORST possible announcers. Guys that literally sound like they were picked up off of the street

3. Seeing the other team score RIGHT before the half like clockwork

4. Seeing our stadium flooded with the other team's colors

5. The overplayed narrative of the "Dawg Pound" during TV cut aways/returns

6. The mandatory one play highlight of our game during halftime

7. Swagger

8. The cliche discussion of the "QB LIST SINCE 99" and the showing of the jersey

9. The obligatory Rock and Roll Hall of Fame cutaway and small talk that follows

10. Blown draft pick reminders

Can we drop the Michael Meyers theme music already...

Shots of Haslam looking like he is sucking on a pickle and has a stick shoved up his butt.

^ THIS!

So, exhausting.

Well considering the horror show on the field ...

I like Swagger.

and the people said AMEN!!!!!!!!

I am so sick of that damn thing. Whoever created that thing ought to burn it so we can forget about it.

Just wondering.............wouldn't the best thing for the Browns to do is finally get a franchise qb and put that crap to rest?

Blaming outside parties for the Brown's ineptness is kinda lame.

Of course it would! DUH! Doesn't mean I have to 'accept' that jersey. The joke has jumped the shark, landed in a crocodiles mouth, been digested and crapped out.

Okay.

I always hate the part where we lose every game.

Ohio State homers.

You know, the people who perpetuate the "Well, the buckeyes could beat these scrubs right now! OH! IO! Let me tell you about when I was in Miami...".

They're the worst. They're always at the games, too.

They're even pervasive in Browns fandom.

GO BUCKS! O-H-I-O!

Yeah, there's that too...

Go root for Buffalo.

Brown's homers are cool. Ohio State homers suck.

Dude, you are such a fraud.

We beat San Diego that one time last year!

Nothing really bothers me all that much. That "It's 3rd Down" deal gets a little old.

Not sure why Swagger would bother you?...He only runs out there at pre-game.


As for TV...I don't care about announcers or anythig like that. As for shot of Haslam, I really don't see all that many. Maybe 1-2 a season.

its not really Swagger, per se ... it's more of the whole commercialized "Dawg Pound" narrative. I like how we all identify with it, but hate that it's become over saturated (hoping that makes sense)

I guess this kind of stuff just doesn't bother me..

The list of QB's since 99...

I only have ONE.

That I can't be there in person any more to watch them.

Ha! Shameless Buckeye homer here. I have joked about the whole "Buckeyes could beat these scrubs right now!" angle from time to time but my honest opinion is any NFL team would destroy any college team.

My biggest annoyance during Browns game isn't even Browns specific but it has to be the commercials-- commercial after commercial after commercial. It gets tiresome when a typical 3-3.5 hour telecast has about 12 minutes of actual gameplay and at least 5 times that amount of commercials.

Watching repeated conversions of third downs, especially long onnes, repeatedly and regularly, makes this "IT'S THIRD DOWN!" far beyond annoying. It was insulting.

Some loved it, but the drum line didn't pump me up. That first list covered a bunch of ground for me.

Afterthought: We sure looked badbutt and nastier on the jumbotron than on the field. I'll be in the House again, but this franchise doesn't seem to get its fans, like the Dawg Pound decisions. Doing my best to care a little less until more winning starts. Winning does not need much 'splaining.'

j/c:

Does following the Game Day chat count?

If it doesn't it should.

Steelers fans at bars.

That's very very funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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I got one for ya:

Watching Isaiah Crowell get hit for one yard loses over and over again and then have people complain that we give up on the running game too quickly.

Wait. You come on a thread about Brown's games and disrespect Ohio State fans on a message board that you have to know are filled w/fans of that particular team and you have the nerve to accuse me of picking a fight?

So I can't speak an opinion of an annoyance that I have? Even if that opinion might not be popular around these parts.

Sorry, this board isn't a #SafeSpace free from criticism.

I've never said you were a trophy husband LMAO How delusional are you?

If I said what i thinkk you look like physically, emotionally, and mentally irl, I would probably be banned.. LOL

I do think you are confused. I said you married a sugar momma. She makes all the money while you are unemployed and sponge off of her..

You are full of crap and I smell rot. Where is that coming from, Eve?

Probably from whatever used to be between your ears.

I love Swagger. What's there not to love about Swagger? He makes me wanna get a Bull Mastiff, lol.

He's the best thing to happen to the team since Haslem got here. Well, besides a handful of the players on the team, jury's still out on some others.

But yeah, I really like Swagger



Oh, and I haven't really noticed much in the OSU Homer sense at the games I've gone to. Anybody that says a college team is beating the Browns is just ridiculous, so I don't pay any attention to that.

It's just another level in the NFL


EDIT: And I'm not really an OSU fan. I mean, I cheer for them in the Big 10, but I cheer for most all Big 10 Teams. I'm really a fan of all of college football, and pick and choose depending on who's playing and what year it is.

UConn would be my team if I had to pick just one though

Stating the obvious first, we have sucked and if we didn't suck, they would start to say good things about us..

On to my biggest annoyances, since I watch all of the games on television... is the way they go out of their way to find stats that PROVE that we suck as if we didn't already know that...

The Browns have had 115 coaches while the Steelers have only had 2 since 1854.
The Browns have started 51 different QBs since Tom Brady took his first snap.
The Browns haven't won a game in a dome on Sunday at 1:00 in 9 years.

Yea, we get it, we suck. Pick a stat, any stat.. there is a good chance it's not going to look good for the Browns.. WE GET IT!!!!!!!

you won the internet today

or a Bullmastiff

Sorry, just a little pet peeve of mine since I used to breed and show them

and no, they are not a type of mastiff, because then it would be Bull Mastiff, sort of like Italian Mastiff, or Neopolitan Mastiff

Isn't a Italian Mastiff a Cane Corso?


I thought they were.

Yes, an Italian Mastiff is a Cane Corso and a French Mastiff is a Dogue de Bordeaux(Turner and Hooch).

The Bullmastiff name is intentionally set as one word to differentiate it as a breed onto its own, not a type of mastiff. Some people think an English Mastiff is a Bullmastiff and that is not true. There is an English Mastiff and the original breed development came from them and the olde English Bulldog . Bullmastiff has been recognized as its own breed since 1924,which in the grand scheme of things is fairly recent