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I laughed m a off at this sketch.
Chappel's The Man.

Effort to oust Trump name, management in luxury Panama hotel

https://www.yahoo.com/news/effort-strip-trump-name-end-190335704.html

for supposedly so much winning, there sure does seem to be a bunch of people/organizations trying to disassociate themselves from Trump and his brand.

Based on the records I found which were current as of 11/13.. Obama had played 36 times at this point in his first term, Trump has played 45 times. Obama went on to play 333 times total in 8 years.

For statistical purposes, (as of this report) Trump had played 45 times in 43 weeks.. once every 6.6 days. Over the course of his presidency, Obama played once every 8.8 days..

For the record, I don't think once a week plus or minus is all that bad.

What makes it look especially bad is Trump blasting Obama for playing "too much" then playing more... just another example of him tweeting before thinking.. <smdh>

Apples and Oranges... Trump is so out of shape he can hardly finish 9 holes let alone 18.

He'll come out of this grift with a net positive, but he's deep in debt and brand deals are what he lives on.

So Trump while honoring a group of Hero Navajo Code Talkers, said we have a representative here called "Pocahontas" and touching a man's shoulder says 'but I like you..."

Such an embarrassment. Absolute fool.

i really want to know how much in debt he is in

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-calls-w...-203936288.html

#MAGA = Morons Are Governing America.

“It’s deeply unfortunate that the president of United States cannot make it through a ceremony honoring these heroes without having to throw out a racial slur”

-E. Warren

"Out the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh."
Luke 6:45

Yes, defend the fact she stole college grant money from those Native American Heroes by saying she had high cheekbones which made her a minority.

Trump is right, she is a fake and they are Heroes.

Randomly bringing up that he calls Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" in the middle of a ceremony honoring code breakers is world class buffoonish.

His soup-brain just blurts it out anytime he's in the presence of a Native or they are mentioned. It's embarrassing.

He "honored" them in front of a picture of the man who created mass genocide against Native Americans.

Oh the irony...

I think my favorite part about that was that Trump had absolutely no clue who Jackson was, but Bannon and others kept making a favorable comparison, so he spent a month on the campaign trail rambling about how great Jackson was in the most vague of terms.

Of course, let's change the subject.
Also, research the definition of 'defend.'

Dude is as vulgar and uncouth as they come. Stay on subject, Dr. Deflecto.

Yea, right.
The woman did more to insult Native Americans than anyone but you don't want to talk about that.
If your boy Frankenstein called her Poke-Her-Hontas, you guys would be all teary eyed with his apology.

The guy who was cracking penis jokes while defending a pedophile has logged on to talk about Clem's boy Al Frankenstein.

(Credit where credit is due, though - you spelled Frankenstein correctly, unlike Trump, who you're parroting).

Wasn't it Franken you covered for?
Oh no, that was the other creep.

You're speaking of Louis CK, who masturbated in front of a female co-worker of mine once. Years later, she told me about it tearfully over drinks.

And as a matter of fact, I brought it up before the allegations were made public.

This is the fifth time you've accused me of covering for him, and this is the fifth time I'm going to ask you how you feel I did so.

This is also the fifth time I will tell you that this is truly creepy and abhorrent behavior on your part. I'm not even name-calling here - I would be uncomfortable leaving you in the company of a woman I cared about based on this creepy-ass stuff.

Deep down, I hope that this isn't the case, but if you can so flippantly defend pedophiles and victim blame, what are you truly capable of if you can do that?

Look in the mirror long and hard.

Well when you throw, you gotta be willing to catch.

Crying is unmanly.

Sixth time, you didn't answer the question.



How did I contribute to or cover up my friend being sexually assaulted?

Step up to the plate like a man and answer the question, or drop the CK stuff and sulk off like your whiny coward hero.

It's simple really.

You said,"The guy who was cracking penis jokes while defending a pedophile."

And I threw that ball right back to you.

Then you cried I threw it too hard.

I never cracked a penis joke while discussing a pedophile, and I never defended a pedophile.

Seventh time -

How did I contribute to or cover up my friend being sexually assaulted?

Step up to the plate like a man and answer the question, 40.

jc

never in my wildest dreams would i have thought that we would be arguing about who's the bigger creep in politics on this board.

i guess things that would've been universally agreed on in the past can no longer be counted on to be that way.

You aren't comprehending what I am saying, third time. Strike Three, you're out!

Bye....Bye......Bye Dor o thee...Bye....Follow the yellow brick road.

Nope, not since everyone looked the other way with Bill and then we almost ended up with his enabling wife as President.

Eighth time:

How did I contribute to or cover up my friend being sexually assaulted?

Project much?
Franken isn't 'my boy.'
Look up my remarks regarding him, then get out the Heinz redsauce for your plate of crow.

Maybe I should also serve up some advice on the side. Today, I'll do it in the form of a limerick:


Get the best of ol' Clem? I say 'never.'
Of the two of us, I am more clever.
You'll never top me,
So get down on one knee
And surrender your fruitless endeavor.

I am outmatched.
I am smacked down.
I back out of the room, humbled.

[wipes hands]

Then my work here is done.


Dear Dawg talkers:
I will take my 'pest control fee' in checks, cash or bitcoin.
Pleasure doin' bidniss witcha.

A haiku:

Clem won the battle
40 is down but not out
He will rise again

Like a Tucson, rising from the ashes!
err, make that Phoenix.

And when he does, just shine that old F-Clef searchlight into the night sky.... and I'll there.

Love me some Haiku
Strict rules impose discipline.
School is in session:

On the topic of 40's resurgance:

Insanity is
Repeating the same mistakes,
Wanting new results.

"I have a good brain
and I know all the best words"
Trump has dementia

(even used a pure, unedited Donald quote)

Well, hell-

You're nothing, if not consistent

I've always had a knack for the haiku. I can make one pretty rapidly.

I used to do Browns ones here once upon a time.

Clem takes a Victory Lap!
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0e6_1511467213

We had a Trump haiku thread. It was kind of hilarious.

Some years back, we had to play under a universally reviled conductor. He was under contract, so there was nothing we could do to rid ourselves of this pest. Frustration borne of impotence led the players to vent their spleens in 'Opera Haiku.'

I started it in the players' email tree, but they took it a step farther- they began posting them on fb (this was in my pre-fb years)

My favorite submission took direct quotes from his publicity bio (which he obviously wrote himself):

"Stick technique so clear?
Lithe as a panther?
Ha ha ha ha ha."

Clicking on LiveLeak
What will it be? Worry not
Just a dog on skates.

I don't think anything makes me more triggered on here then when I click on 40's liveleak link without any context.