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Is the Bungle 1 winning season in a row (out of the last 16 years) streak in jeapordy?

Simply put...TYPICAL BUNGLES!!! We all knew that last year was nothing more than a flash in the pan season for the Been-Gals.I know I am going to hear all the usual bungle-riffic comebacks like..we are still 2 games better than you guys are..and we beat you last time we played..blah blah blah.Bottom line..your pathetic kitties were predicted to be better than last year..and possibly be contenders.How laughable is that? I for knew it was all going to come crashing down..afterall..we are talking about the Bungles. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

..................crickets....................where are the Bungle faithful ?

No need to state all of the things you already said..Here's the thing. We are not out of the playoff chase by a long shot..Your sorry team on the other hand has never been in the chase and WILL NOT BE in the chase this year or next year..How a team, that flat out sucks can try to talk even the most remote smack to a far better team is beyond me..You guys have become so desperate for any inkling of hope in Cleveland, that all you can do is try to revel in another teams loss..How about a victory celebration??? Nope, not gonna happen...And lastly, trust me, it will be the Bengals pleasure to come into Clown town and smack your little joke of teams' noses right off...I can hear it now..(oh but Brian Russell is gonna hit Chad again) So what? Your team is a bunch of losers..They won't make it even close to .500 this year and once again, the eternal chant of "wait until next year!" will be heard around the sewage soaked shores or lake Erie...

And the worst part is that you all know that Pitt is gonna slap ya'll and make you look like their abused girlfriend again even though you currently have the same record..

Your gonna lose at least 10 games easily and probably more....

Now thats funny!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Here you go queenD It's OK to wipe away your tears.

4-4 what happened to winning the Super Bowl ? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Back to being the same ol Bungles . <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Now Chad says he may retire. What a clown. Poor old Bungles. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

LOL...it's called QUITTING. He's too young to retire.

Way to go Chad...you big QUITTER. That's what happens when people suck...they just quit playing. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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Poor old Chad is not smart enough to realize that the injuries on the Bengals line have something to do with the Bengals production being down <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

This is too funny, a 2-6 team making fun of a 4-4 Team. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> The fact of the matter is that you got no place to talk, the Browns STILL STINK on Ice, you want Bungling, take a look at yourself. The only thing you Clowns will be battling is the Steelers & that will be for LAST place. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

P.S. - The Bengals are STILL a much better team than you are & we'll prove it when we SWEEP you. Enjoy the division cellar clownies, the Bengals are still in 2nd Place & can still take this division, you on the other hand are DONE, finished, put a fork in it! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

WHO DEY!!

Yeah, we are making fun of the bandwagon bungle fans who were soooooo sure they were headed to the superbowl this year. It's rough when they actually schedule your team to play teams with a winning record, isn't it? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Short term answer: Half the teams you've played this year
Past Decade and a Half answer: 64 percent of the teams that you have played on any given sunday.

One good year... One. Good. Year. Carson sure looks like he's returned to his old form and mini TO is starting to cause problems and it looks like he may have rubbed off on your other receivers. Things sure are looking great in the Nati. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

And before you cry about the Browns' record - We all know it isn't good but we weren't talking Superbowl and hoisting Carson's recovering leg and mini TO up a pedestal. I'll even add that I think it's a shame because Marvin Lewis is one of the best coaches in this league and I feel no resentment toward the Bengals.. Just their "fans".

Not that I'm taking up for Browns fans but you have no room to talk either my man seeing how you said last week that the Bengals would beat the Ravens. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Ha! This coming from ANOTHER 2-6 team, What a joke, the Steelers have gone from Champs to Chumps all in one year. Just a note, we beat YOU too. Yes, I thought the Bengals would beat the Rats but the season ain't over yet, we'll see how it plays out.

P.S. - Ocho Cinco will return, he's just getting warmed up & there is 8 games to go. As far as Band Wagon fans go, all you need to do is visit Cleveland Browns Stadium around Halftime & watch the fans streaming out because (A) The Browns are losing & (B) It's cold & who wants to watch a football game in the cold, Bandwagon all the way!! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

WHO DEY!!

Pssssst......you're about to be smacked silly by McChumps. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

LMAO!!! This is too easy! I'll just take an easy on you and tell you that I am not a Steelers fan. I am a RAVENS FAN. Does this all make sense to you now?? ROTFLMFAO!!! The implosion known as the Cincinnati Bengals have apparently filtered down to their fans as well. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Dude, if Cramps can make you look bad you are truly a sorry specimen. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

It's okay. Medmann is fairly new here. You and other Browns fans have been around awhile and I've been making all of you look bad since 2001. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Trust me, it's not that difficult.

It isn't that difficult for you. You just have to rewrite history like you do with every other post. In your delusional mind, you probably do think that you have made posters on here look bad. Here in reality, everyone laughs at how pathetic your posts are and how you have to restort to constantly lying to try to make your absurd points.

There is no probably in it. I'm a Ravens fan, you are a Browns fan. That should really be all you need to know. But, since you want to go there with who makes who look bad constantly, I will embarrass you yet again Coach. Since both the Ravens and Browns have been in existence together, which team has had more success? Which team has won at least one division crown, made more playoff apperances, and won at least ONE SUPERBOWL? Which team is having the better season THIS YEAR? Which team has the respect of their peers and football sports analyst and prognosticators? Which team has the better record since 1999? Whose fans act civil and don't decide to embarrass themselves or tarnish the image of the NFL by throwing bottles at opposing players and referees?

Like I said Coach ------ SMACK!!!

That doesn't make me look bad, McAndre. All that you have posted is that you have a stolen team that was in existence and pieces already in place while the Browns have an expansion franchise.

What makes you look bad is your pathetic posts filled with lies and misinformation, not to mention ignorance of the game. EVERYONE on this board whether they are Steeler, Browns, Bengals, or even Ravens fans has called you on it. The only place you smack people is in your pathetic and DELUSIONAL world. I truly hope you don't believe the ignorance you spew on here. If so, I've overestimated you in giving you credit to be intelligent enough to flip burgers. If you TRULY believe the lies and ignorance you post on here, you're still riding a short bus and only allowed to write with crayons because they aren't sharp enough for you to injure yourself with.

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> This coming from the fan of a team who was the punchline for jokes about the NFL's poor image due to convicts...errr players actions off of the field ? You can't be serious . Remember Ray The Knife , Jamal The Wannabe Dealer ? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Yet with more ammo than we have over the last seven years, you still lose every smack battle you stumble into.Cramps your like the slow guy in the one TV commercial that gets slapped in the face and gets outdrawn time after time after time <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Maybe I'm stupid or something but I don't think this is either funny or surprising. After all, they are the Cincintucky Bungholes. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> This year is what we would normally enjoy seeing from the kittens down north. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Oh Boy! Here we go playing the "we were an expansion team" bullcrap all over again. This is about as old as your attempts to sound half-way knowledgeable about the game of football Coach. Need I remind you that both Jacksonville and Carolina had a great deal of success when those two teams were expansion franchises? The Browns have been back in the NFL since 1999 or eight years ago. The "expansion" card is weak, pathetic, excuse filled, and lame at this point. You want to say Baltimore had "pieces in place"? LMAO!!! Baltimore inherited a crappy football team from Cleveland in 1996. The Ravens were terrible in 1997 and 1998 as well. In just four short years, Baltimore took a bad football team and turned them into a SUPERBOWL CHAMPION. Do you know what that is like Coach? Oh! My bad! I forgot you are a Browns fan, and have not the slightest clue as to what it is like to see your hometown pro-football team win it all! It's called having a COMPETENT front office Coach and excellent staff in place.



And this boring, redundant crap is not worth my time to respond. This second part of your post sounds like all 3,000 of your previous postings, both on this board and the old dawgtalk board. Truth be told, you can't find one piece of misinformation in my previous thread to you. All of it is FACTUAL and you know it. Stay in DENIAL all you want about your crappy team and organization Coach. Keep in mind one thing pal. NUMBERS DON'T LIE!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

And when someone "outdraws"me I will give he/she their props. I definitely don't have to worry about that with you Stains fans. Come and talk crap when you can say to me that "hey the Browns won the division, won a playoff game, won the superbowl etc. Until you and other Browns fans can do this GM, you are the one being slapped in the face and outdrawn time after time after time. The problem with you and other Browns fans is that you all are so use to losing and being the brunt of every pro-football joke imaginable, you all can't get a handle on reality. Too sad!!! But funny as hell!

Yeah, and I also remember Rueben "Ike Turner" Droughns. Plus the tarnish image comment was talking about your FANS. I suggest remedial comprehension courses for you.

No you won't. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> It happens to you on a weekly basis around here, and everybody knows it and sees it. If this was a boxing match, you would be known as Duk Koo Kim around here.

"Oh Boy! Here we go playing the "we were an expansion team" bullcrap all over again. This is about as old as your attempts to sound half-way knowledgeable about the game of football Coach. Need I remind you that both Jacksonville and Carolina had a great deal of success when those two teams were expansion franchises?"

Ahhhh, the spinning and twisting begins. Need I remind you that Jacksonville and Carolina had much different circumstances and much more time to put their franchise together? The ownership of the Browns wasn't selected until months before the expansion draft. Carolina and Jacksonville had well over a year each. Also, the NFL FOs, according to EVERYTHING published about the subject, learned a great deal from the quick success of those teams and tightened the reigns on how quickly a team can succeed through expansion draft. Need I remind you of all the other expansion teams that took years to get their franchise going the right direction? Typical Andre...points out the exception to the rule and tries to make it sound like the rule. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />


"You want to say Baltimore had "pieces in place"? LMAO!!! Baltimore inherited a crappy football team from Cleveland in 1996. The Ravens were terrible in 1997 and 1998 as well. In just four short years, Baltimore took a bad football team and turned them into a SUPERBOWL CHAMPION"

LOL, keep the spinning going, McAndre. The Ravens stole a team that were playoff caliber and went to the playoffs before the move. You pretend that didn't happen. Once again, reality doesn't sit too well with McAndre and his lying misinformation.


"And this boring, redundant crap is not worth my time to respond. This second part of your post sounds like all 3,000 of your previous postings, both on this board and the old dawgtalk board"

Translation: Once again you've exposed me as a lying, ignorant troll that doesn't really know what he's talking about and only looks at certain parts of the facts and then ignores the rest to try to make my absurd point. You've done this ever since I've been on the board and since everyone reading this knows it, I have to respond by saying it's not worth my time so people will think I am right. Sadly, I know you are right, but I have such low self esteem that denial is the only way I can actually feel good about my ignorance.


"Truth be told, you can't find one piece of misinformation in my previous thread to you. All of it is FACTUAL and you know it."

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> McAndre talking about telling the truth. That's hilarious, McAndre. "Truth be told", I just did prove what a wealth of misinformation you are.


"Stay in DENIAL all you want about your crappy team and organization Coach. Keep in mind one thing pal. NUMBERS DON'T LIE!!!"

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />McAndre love denial and knows he must project it on others to try to look good. You can't even get the phrase right, McAndre....it's figures don't lie...but you AGAIN left out the other part of the line....liars can figure, as you have proven. <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" />

Regardless of the circumstances, Jacksonville and Carolina were EXPANSION TEAMS NONE THE LESS!! And they proved with the right moves, you can still become successful. What excuse are you going to use for your joke of a team now Coach? It's going on EIGHT YEARS and the Browns team and organization for that matter STILL hasn't gotten it together! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Tagliabue promised Cleveland in 1996, that they would have a team back in THREE YEARS!! You mean to tell me that Cleveland knew they were getting a team back, and could not plan accordingly? More excuse from fans of "team tragedy". Classic!!



LMAO!! A playoff calibur team? Here you go:

1996 Ravens 4 WINS 12 LOSSES
1997 Ravens 6 WINS 9 LOSSES 1 TIE
1998 Ravens 6 Wins 10 LOSSES
1999 Ravens 8 WINS 8 LOSSES

So please talk about this "playoff calibur" team we inherited from Cleveland. You know Coach sometimes it just pays in your case specifically, to just SHUT the HELL UP! Especially when you don't know what's going on.



Read above. That's all I need to say. Then ask yourself who knows what they are talking about.



What did you prove? That you are getting more senile by the minute?



Again, prove the NUMBERS wrong. And btw.. it is NUMBERS don't lie as well. FIGURES can mean other things BESIDES Numbers! It can mean statistical information or ratios or percentages. I'm talking about RAW NUMBERS. Where did you get your college degree from - WALMART??

pssst Alicia, your still clueless <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

We never had three years to put a team together since the NFL gave us very little time once an owner of the team was approved <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

LOL, more spin and misinformation from McAndre. Keep up, McAndre. The Browns were 11-5 in 1995. A year later, they moved. What the Ravens did after the move was have a crappy team. It wasn't "inherited" as you claim. Thanks for proving that figures don't lie, but liars can figure. You validate my claims of you lying, spewing misinformation, and are delusional with EVERY post you make.

Perhaps in your head. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />



Actually, we're often revered and hailed as the best fans in football.

Now, if you're talking about the team and not the fans...it's an interesting case. While we certainly deserve to be mocked as 'the new Bungles', it just hasn't happened. I worked in late-night TV for awhile, and there's always the old stand-by of the designated 'bad' team, ready to pull up on a slow monologue day. These teams are generally reserved for the town of the show - so Leno will make fun of the Clippers if they're terrible, Letterman the Mets, etc., but they will on ocassion draw a terrible team as the designated national laughingstock team. I remember when it was Cincinnati for awhile. I remember Robin Williams telling Cavs jokes on a national stage before they got LeBron. And I can't understand why we haven't been given that forefront role...perhaps it's the great deal of respect our fanbase commands.

I can remember Sean Salisbury calling us Clowns on a regular basis, but he's been giving us praise lately...in fact, I was floored to hear him say 'It's going to be OK for the Browns, I think they've really got something going here' after the Chargers highlights.

CurlyQ's signature: "It aint smack if you back it up" Chad Johnson

My question: What exactly has Oso Stinko done that's so wonderful?

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />Nice one <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, okay whatever. What is the excuse now that the Browns sux so damn bad? Oh I remember, you guys are still rebuilding. LMAO!!

We "rebuild" we don't "take".



Sorry, Mike...

Wow DawgMichelle actually shows up with decent smack..I'm impressed but most people have a tendency to become impressed with their "firsts".

Well indeed Chad is not having the greatest of seasons..This could be attributed to the fact that he (unlike any Browns receiver in the past decade or so) demands a double and often a triple team..Don't you find it a little coincidental that TJ Houshmanzadeh is having his best season ever this year and Chris Henry (Depite missing 3 games already) is still probably still on a pace to out produce any WR on your team..(Note I did say WR) Don't worry about Chad. He has more games to make a big impact..What you should be worried about is Braylon "Houdini" Edwards..I swear this guy disappears in games quicker than a Vegas showgirl at a Lance Burton show..

BTW your team is 2-6 and in last place...So the question begs to answers what have the wonderful 53 ""NFL Fakes by the Lake" done that is even worth mentioning??? <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Once again you prove to everybody that you don't have the balls to step up to the plate and just admit that you were WRONG. Thats just one of the reasons your the laughing stock of this board <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />