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Something to brighten your Tuesday afternoons. Which one ya like better?

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Good Gawd.


Jessica hands down.

Thank You.

Too soon to tell, I'll have to watch it again. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

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JESSICA is smokinnn

And Paris wasn't,...?? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Looked to me like a tie. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

That is totally offensive. I hope this thread gets deleted. <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

What's wrong with imagining those two washing a car together? Why is that offensive? Sheesh, lighten up.. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Deleted <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> This thread should be sticky.... sticking...stuck.... man I'm glad I can't spell <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

That wasn't the offensive part. However, I would like to run the two of them through the carwash tied to my roof. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

you will now get lots of offers from guys who would like to watch that... <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> I thought he meant something else by that comment. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

I don't think either one of them was doing a very good job washing those cars. I might have to watch again to be sure. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I was upset that they stopped after washing.. I was hoping for the wax-on, wax-off part... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Neither of those Hoochie Skanks......i like meat on my bones <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Finally! A man around here with some sense!

I agree. Every time I watch it, I find yet another offensive part. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

There was cars in that video???

Wow this is one of the great philosophical questions of our time. We must be bored on a Tuesday.

1. They both fall into the category of "rich dumb blondes with no concept of real life"
2. I prefer short brunettes
3. Neither would notice if they had just run me over
4. Paris has more money
5. Jessica hasn't had a published porn video (yet)

I would have to say Paris. There's something about Jessica and her below average IQ that would just annoy me to no end. I'm not suggesting Paris is a member of Mensa but she seems a tad smarter (relative term).

They're both still skanks in my book.

If you want to get me going, start a "Jessica Alba vs. Charmane Star" thread. <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Hey Michelle, my moms' didn't raise NO FOOL....... <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

I'm sure there are more on here... I'll take a woman with intelligence and money over stupidity and money.

Wow, thats a surprise... <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

Go ahead . I like em' dumb and rich..that way they don't know what a prenup is <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

Both!

Props to ya Bronskies....fat chicks need love too. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Wow, that's a surprise... <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

LOL, don't worry without ugly woman, nice looking woman would not look so hot.

but anyway...

Well neither is my dream girl, but they would be fun to play with.

Ick. Guess it's good that someone thinks so. I wouldn't touch them.

I'll take one of each. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

JESSICA <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

mmmmmmmm steamy carwash videos...... <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

Jessica Simpson's a "Hoochie Skank"? I don't know what that is but I "wount" it! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Wonder how much they charge? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Nothing brightens up a Tuesday like ogling some millionaire whores. These women are both disgusting.

I'm not knockin fat chicks. I'm sure there are tons of real reasons why they are fat . I even have some fat chick friends...

Ire, I know you weren't....that tag was supposed to make you laugh..............cuz it sure as hell made me laugh when I saw it.

Yeaaaaaa! Another man with a brain! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Paris Hilton is living proof that proper breeding and immense wealth cannot cure lack of values. She is an attractive woman who has wasted her talents and made the world laugh at her...pity.

Jessica Simpson is not from a rich family nor from a prominent position. She is a beautiful woman who suffers from Hollywood's lack of perspective and class. That being said I find her albolutely gorgeous with a shaped to die for...she also seems to be a nice gal.