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So, as some of you may know...the steelers created a new mascot in the offseason. It's a square-jawed steel worker, who kinda looks like Cowher without the spit.  Today they named him..... Steely McBeam. Are you freaking kidding me? Is he a part of Ronald McDonald's McDonaldLand gang? Does he hang out with Mayor McCheese after games? McBeam? Maybe to represent Pittsburgh's rich Scottish culture? Whatever. Your mascot is brutal enough...but nice work on giving it an even worse name.
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One word......
Marketing.
Just like our dumb dawgs.............
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Just like our dumb dawgs.............
Wow, can you say whipped?
...always have been, always will be...
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Steely McBeam... 
you had a good run Hank.
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Just like our dumb dawgs.............
Wow, can you say whipped?
His transformation to the dark side is nearly complete.
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Just like our dumb dawgs.............
Wow, can you say whipped?
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Just like our dumb dawgs.............
Wow, can you say whipped?
That would be Christy's husband.
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Defending steelers, calling dawgs dumb, posting Quinn smack.
Wow.
At least the dawgs have history behind it. Where does Steely Mcbeam come from?
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Defending steelers, calling dawgs dumb, posting Quinn smack.
Wow.
At least the dawgs have history behind it. Where does Steely Mcbeam come from?
Yea a sad losing history of 42 Years worth of NO trips to the Super Bowl, Congrats! & countless dog biscuits thrown at players heads. 
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Where does Steely Mcbeam come from?
A Scottish Steel Mill
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Defending steelers, calling dawgs dumb, posting Quinn smack.
Wow.
At least the dawgs have history behind it. Where does Steely Mcbeam come from?
He was one of the original "Village People" who couldn't hold a note...... 
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my co worker thought heir new mascot would be a drunk, hillbilly, pregnant, apalachian, cousin.
I for sure thought he would be right
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Just like our dumb dawgs.............
Wow, can you say whipped?
Not whipped.
Our dawg mascots that run around the field in those silly-assed costumes are dumb. I've said so since the first time I saw them.
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I gotta agree with ya... they are horrible. Their only saving grace is that they MIGHT get screaming kids to be quiet. Scotty McBeamMeUp is just as bad...actually, no... it's worse, but the dawgs do suck.
Browns is the Browns
... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.
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Now as far as Hanford and Minnifield and the "dawg" persona.......well hell, just look at my username.  Scotty McBeammeup......*L* I keep thinking of Mr McFeely from the Andy Griffith show.... 
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Or was it Mr McBeevee.....??
The guy with the hard hat who walked around in the trees and jingled......
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i heard mike vick is coming to cleveland cause you guys have dawgs
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Yep... Play hard or die is the motto there...
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Football, baseball, basketball, wine, women, walleye
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i heard mike vick is coming to cleveland cause you guys have dawgs
Madwoman, we may have found your match for wittiest, most wonderful and though provoking smack poster in the history of the universe.
I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
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Yea a sad losing history of 42 Years worth of NO trips to the Super Bowl, Congrats! & countless dog biscuits thrown at players heads.
-Med-
Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
I was talking about the "Dawg" history. Not the history of the Browns, clearly most everyone else understood aside from you.
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Today they named him..... Steely McBeam.
Are you freaking kidding me? Is he a part of Ronald McDonald's McDonaldLand gang? Does he hang out with Mayor McCheese after games?
McBeam? Maybe to represent Pittsburgh's rich Scottish culture? Whatever.
Ive never seen a Scottish guy with yellow skin 
Steely McBeam, sounds more like a Scottish erection.
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I was talking about the "Dawg" history. Not the history of the Browns, clearly most everyone else understood aside from you.
And in my post I was talking about the dawg mascot, as in the topic of this thread. (mascots) Which YOU didn't understand......
Right?
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Yea a sad losing history of 42 Years worth of NO trips to the Super Bowl, Congrats! & countless dog biscuits thrown at players heads.
-Med-
Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
I was talking about the "Dawg" history. Not the history of the Browns, clearly most everyone else understood aside from you.
Don't interrupt him during snack time, the chips might get lodged in his throat before naptime.......
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Haha. That is the stupidest mascot I have ever seen.
He looks like he works in the Springfield power plant with Homer Simpson.
Steely McBeam? LMFAO, that's priceless!
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Steely McBeam, sounds more like a Scottish erection.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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I was talking about the "Dawg" history. Not the history of the Browns, clearly most everyone else understood aside from you.
And in my post I was talking about the dawg mascot, as in the topic of this thread. (mascots) Which YOU didn't understand......
Right?
Where do you think they got the idea for dawgs as mascots???? 
Nice try though. Keep posting anti Browns pro steelers smack buddy.
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Dear Steelers, thank you for the ammo!
Can you get fries with the McBeam?
Can you Supersize my McBeam.... just sounds wrong.
How about a Steely Shake?
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Keep posting anti Browns pro steelers smack buddy.
Pro Steelers? Are you kidding me? Oh please, he is more anti-Steeler than everyone on the board combined. We can't even drive past Heinz Field without him flipping the bird and shouting obscenities.
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Wow, can you say whipped?
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Did anyone see where PTI called "Steely McBeam" a porn name....
I thought that was freaking funny
you only have one name? McBean??
sounds like a sexy hamburger..
I gotta go see that movie with those kids.. seems hilarious..
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Wow, I think a return to the "Steelerettes" may have been better. Steely McCowher is sort of a quasi-Purdue Pete, meets Homer Simpson with a weak attempt at groundkeeper Willie thrown in. If you think about it, his outfit looks a lot like the 1961 Steelerette uniform... boots, hardhat, might as well be wearing a skirt.  Oddly enough, the mom of one of my good friends here in Michigan was one of the Steelerettes from 63-65 I think. Second from the right....  I agree, our big fluffy puppies are kind of lame, but at least they aren't rolled out as the "official" mascot. Not like mascot and failed porn star Remington Steely McJimBeamie, who will now be the butt of many PTI jokes for years....
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In your first pic, the "gal" in the second row top left and the "gal" in the first row second from left......they both do look like Steely McBeam; square jaw and needing a shave.
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In your first pic, the "gal" in the second row top left and the "gal" in the first row second from left......they both do look like Steely McBeam; square jaw and needing a shave.
Hey now, those are the model of what female Steeler fans strive for!
I am unfamiliar with this feeling of optimism
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Somebody get that mascot a new kidney. He looks like he was exposed to E-coli as a kid and came down with microangiopathic hemolytic anemia. 
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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Is that tape I see on your glasses?
Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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Yes, I carry extra in my pocket protector.
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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In your first pic, the "gal" in the second row top left and the "gal" in the first row second from left......they both do look like Steely McBeam; square jaw and needing a shave.
OMG!!!! Especially that first one.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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