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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." — Rhett Butler (Clark Gable), Gone with the Wind (1939)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." — Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando), The Godfather (1972)

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." — Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando), On the Waterfront (1954)

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." — Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland), The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"Here's looking at you, kid." — Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), Casablanca (1942)

"Go ahead, make my day." — Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Sudden Impact (1983)

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." — Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson), Sunset Boulevard (1950)

"May the Force be with you." — Han Solo (Harrison Ford), Star Wars (1977)

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." — Margo Channing (Bette Davis), All About Eve (1950)


"You talkin' to me?" — Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro), Taxi Driver (1976)

"What we've got here is failure to communicate." — Captain (Strother Martin), Cool Hand Luke (1967)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." — Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall), Apocalypse Now (1979)

"Love means never having to say you're sorry." — Oliver Barrett IV (Ryan O'Neal), Love Story (1970)

"The stuff that dreams are made of." — Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart), The Maltese Falcon (1941)

"E.T. phone home." — E.T. (Pat Welsh), E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

"They call me Mister Tibbs!" — Virgil Tibbs (Sidney Poitier), In the Heat of the Night (1967)

"Rosebud." — Charles Foster Kane (Orson Welles), Citizen Kane (1941)
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" — Arthur "Cody" Jarrett (James Cagney), White Heat (1949)

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" — Howard Beale (Peter Finch), Network (1976)

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." — Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), Casablanca (1942)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." — Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

"Bond. James Bond." — James Bond (Sean Connery), Dr. No (1962)

"There's no place like home." — Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland) The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"I am big! It's the pictures that got small." — Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson), Sunset Boulevard (1950)

"Show me the money!" — Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding Jr.), Jerry Maguire (1996)

"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?" — Lady Lou (Mae West), She Done Him Wrong (1933)

"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!" — "Ratso" Rizzo (Dustin Hoffman), Midnight Cowboy (1969)

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" — Ilsa Laszlo (Ingrid Bergman), Casablanca (1942)

"You can't handle the truth!" — Col. Nathan Jessep (Jack Nicholson), A Few Good Men (1992)

"I want to be alone." — Grusinskaya (Greta Garbo), Grand Hotel (1932)

"After all, tomorrow is another day!" — Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh), Gone with the Wind (1939)

"Round up the usual suspects." — Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains), Casablanca (1942)

"I'll have what she's having." — Customer (Estelle Reiner), When Harry Met Sally... (1989)

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." — Marie "Slim" Browning (Lauren Bacall), To Have and Have Not (1944)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." — Martin Brody (Roy Scheider), Jaws (1975)

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" — "Gold Hat" (Alfonso Bedoya), The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

"I'll be back." — The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger), The Terminator (1984)

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." — Lou Gehrig (Gary Cooper), The Pride of the Yankees (1942)

"If you build it, he will come." — Shoeless Joe Jackson (Ray Liotta), Field of Dreams (1989)

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." — Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks), Forrest Gump (1994)

"We rob banks." — Clyde Barrow (Warren Beatty), Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

"Plastics." — Mr. Maguire (Walter Brooke), The Graduate (1967)

"We'll always have Paris." — Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), Casablanca (1942)

"I see dead people." — Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment), The Sixth Sense (1999)

"Stella! Hey, Stella!" — Stanley Kowalski (Marlon Brando), A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars." — Charlotte Vale (Bette Davis), Now, Voyager (1942)

"Shane. Shane. Come back!" — Joey Starrett (Brandon De Wilde), Shane (1953)

"Well, nobody's perfect." — Osgood Fielding III (Joe E. Brown), Some Like It Hot (1959)

"It's alive! It's alive!" — Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive), Frankenstein (1931)

"Houston, we have a problem." — Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks), Apollo 13 (1995)

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" — Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Dirty Harry (1971)

"You had me at 'hello.'" — Dorothy Boyd (Renée Zellweger), Jerry Maguire (1996)

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." — Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding (Groucho Marx), Animal Crackers (1930)

"There's no crying in baseball!" — Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks), A League of Their Own (1992)

"La-dee-da, la-dee-da." — Annie Hall (Diane Keaton), Annie Hall (1977)

"A boy's best friend is his mother." — Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins), Psycho (1960)

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas), Wall Street (1987)

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." — Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), The Godfather: Part II (1974)

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." — Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh), Gone with the Wind (1939)

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" — Oliver (Oliver Hardy), Sons of the Desert (1933)

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" — Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface (1983)

"What a dump." — Rosa Moline (Bette Davis), Beyond the Forest (1949)

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" — Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman), The Graduate (1967)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" — President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove (1964)

"Elementary, my dear Watson." — Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone), The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." — George Taylor (Charlton Heston), Planet of the Apes (1968)

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." — Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), Casablanca (1942)

"Heeere's Johnny!" — Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson), The Shining (1980)

"They're here!" — Carol Anne Freeling (Heather O'Rourke), Poltergeist (1982)

"Is it safe?" — Dr. Christian Szell (Laurence Olivier), Marathon Man (1976)

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!" — Jakie Rabinowitz/Jack Robin (Al Jolson), The Jazz Singer (1927)

"No wire hangers, ever!" — Joan Crawford (Faye Dunaway), Mommie Dearest (1981)

"Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?" — Cesare Enrico "Rico" Bandello (Edward G. Robinson), Little Caesar (1930)

"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown." — Duffy (Bruce Glover), Chinatown (1974)

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." — Blanche Dubois (Vivien Leigh), A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

"Hasta la vista, baby." — The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

"Soylent Green is people!" — Det. Robert Thorn (Charlton Heston), Soylent Green (1973)

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." — Dave Bowman (Keir Dullea), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious… and don't call me Shirley." — Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane! (1980)

"Yo, Adrian!" — Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone), Rocky (1976)

"Hello, gorgeous." — Fanny Brice (Barbara Streisand), Funny Girl (1968)

"Toga! Toga!" — John "Bluto" Blutarsky (John Belushi), National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make." — Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi), Dracula (1931)

"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas Beauty killed the Beast." — Carl Denham (Robert Armstrong), King Kong (1933)

"My precious." — Gollum (Andy Serkis), The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

"Attica! Attica!" — Sonny Wortzik (Al Pacino), Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

"Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!" — Julian Marsh (Warner Baxter), 42nd Street (1933)

"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!" — Ethel Thayer (Katharine Hepburn), On Golden Pond (1981)

"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper." — George Gipp (Ronald Reagan), Knute Rockne, All American (1940)

"A martini. Shaken, not stirred." — James Bond (Sean Connery), Goldfinger (1964)

"Who's on First?" — Dexter (Bud Abbott), The Naughty Nineties (1945)

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" — Carl Spackler (Bill Murray), Caddyshack (1980)

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" — Mame Dennis (Rosalind Russell), Auntie Mame (1958)

"I feel the need — the need for speed!" — Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Tom Cruise) and Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw (Anthony Edwards), Top Gun (1986)

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary." — John Keating (Robin Williams), Dead Poets Society (1989)

"Snap out of it!" — Loretta Castorini (Cher), Moonstruck (1987)


"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you." — George M. Cohan (James Cagney), Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." — Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze), Dirty Dancing (1987)

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" — Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton), The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"I'm the king of the world!" — Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio), Titanic (1997)

Movie Quotes

Not a bad list, but it's hard to believe this isn't on there:

"No...I am your father." -- Darth Vader (James Earl Jones), Empire Strikes Back (1980).

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." — Martin Brody (Roy Scheider), Jaws (1975)

EASILY my #1.

Nor is another gem from Star Wars, which I personally use as a motto:

"Do, or do not. There is no try" - Yoda, to Luke Skywalker

Another great one I like to live by, and even told an employee a few weeks ago:

"Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze." - Kelly (the pimp) from The Girl Next Door

Not a single line from Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

"Juuuuuuuuuuust a Bit Outside. Tried for the corner and missed."

thats my favorite.

Call it an unhealthy obsession with Star Wars.

And what about some more Eastwood lines?

Little Bill Daggett (Gene Hackman): You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny (Clint Eastwood): Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
--Unforgiven (1992)

And perhaps my favorite from that movie:

Gene Hackman: See you hell Will Munny.
Clint Eastwood: Yeah.

or from The Outlaw Josey Wales best western ever ( debateable sure )
" Dying ain't much of a livin' boy "

If it bleeds, we can kill it.....Predator
Only an indian can sneek up on an indian.... Outlaw Josey Wales

"Get busy living or get busy dying." Shawshank

"If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground." 40-year Old Virgin

"You stay classy, San Diego." Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Dodgeball

"If I had been drinking from the toilet, I might have been killed" Ace Ventura

"No, I am your father" Star Wars

"I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!" Wedding Crashers

"Hansel, he's so hot right now." Zoolander

"You're money and you don't even know it." Swingers

Favorite two from Old School:

"We're goin' streaking in the quad" - Frank the Tank

"Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass." - Beanie

I'm also surprised that the Darth Vader lines isn't in there. And what about, "My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" ??

We also need a list of the top 100 funniest movie quotes.

"Where all the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles
"We ain't found #@%!" - Spaceballs
... and my mind goes blank, a little help with this list here.

I'm glad they got the, "and quit calling me Shirley" quote in there.

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We also need a list of the top 100 funniest movie quotes.

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Not necessarily a movie...but I wish I could post many of the quotes from Ari Gold from Entourage on here. Or better yet the 9 minute youtube clip. But there's lots of naughty words. Same with some of Al Swearengen's famous lines on Deadwood.

Boris (Woody Allen): I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves. [from Love and Death]

And, to cut on my fellow lawyers (from the same movie)

You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers.

Here's a couple more:

"Get your filthy paws off of me you damn dirty apes" (Charlton Heston - Taylor) Planet of the Apes 1968

"It's an Addams" (Raoul Julia - Gomez Addams on the birth of Baby Pubert) Addams Family Values

" You Klingon @#$tard, You killed my son" ! ( William Shatner - Capt. Kirk) Star Trek 3, The Search for Spock

- "What knockers!"
- "Oh! Thank you, Doctor."- Young Frankenstein

Nice beaver!
Thankyou, I stuffed it my self Lesslie Nealson...the naked gun.

That makes the list.

"I can eat a "peach" for hours." (Nicholas Cage, Face Off)

"Put the bunny in the box!" (Nicholas Cage, Con Air)

"Passengers certain to die .... airline negligent ... There's a sale at Penny's!!"

"What do you make of this? .... Well it could be a hat, or a broach, or a Terydacktal!"

"Charles Manson kills people, Michael Jordan shoots baskets, I talk. We all have a talent." Nick Nalor - Thank You For Smoking

what happened to,

"punch it chewy" ???

Star Wars ya goof!

Laugh it up furball!