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what would your little 15 second 'interview' be about?
I just wondered how boring some of those peoples lives must be. probobly the one in their lives they'll be on tv and they decide to talk about their collection of decorative spoons. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
I don't think I'd pass the first test so I don't know what I would talk about either. maybe if by some chance they let me on kids week, I'd talk about my ability to put 3 snickers bars my mouth at the same time, but I don't know. lol
anyway, I would like to hear everone's if you have something better. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'd be boring and talk about my kids.

I'd tell them about the time Kinkos employees chased me for stealing a life-sized "Lewis" cutout from the Drew Carey Show <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Ahh college.

Now thats talent, lol. Is that the biggest thing you ever stuck in your mouth? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

lets not get my first thread in 30 years deleted. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> funny kinkos story,btw.

and P, theres nothing boring about being a proud parent.

Yeah after I wrote that I thought it sounded real bad <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> But I only had good intentions, honestly.

I once tried a billiard but it got stuck. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Once I emptied an entire big bag off Reeses Pieces into my mouth, omg that was terrible.

A pool ball? OMG you rule! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

me and my sis play a game to see who can fit the most popcorn in their mouth. similar to your reeses thing but not quite as hardcore.

The Reeses thing was horrible, I almost choked on them, but in college a $20 bet is golden. Not as bad as the "eat a mouthful of jalapenos for $50" or "eat 20 McDonalds Hamburgers in a half hour" bet <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

OnB, you and your sis are going to choke to death on popcorn, the kernals always get stuck in my throat and I hate it. 3 Snickers= <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

well well thank you very warmly for your death wish on me... <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I will be sure to have someone invite u 2 the funerals

Hmmmm....what would I talk about in my quickie interview? I don't know, honestly. Probably something lame though. Like something about my job, or being on the board of my car club, or something inane along those lines.

I'd talk about my photography and my 5 cats. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Are you this chick:


hehe <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Hell no, I'm better looking.

<img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> hehe, jst don't throw cats at me and were good.

No, I'll just have Kathy shove you into a port-o-potty. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Thats my favorite! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" /> lol

OnB, if you read, slowly and thoughfully, you'll notice that there was NO death wish on you, just pointing out that stuffing your mouth with popcorn could be dangerous.

frankie, relax.

I don't watch jeopardy, so I have no idea what you are talking about. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I'd talk again about that Christmas present I got when I was 21...when Peggy and Terry decided to give me something that couldn't be wrapped..ummmm!

I would talk about something really cool.. like my collection of decorative spoons.

You're boring. <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Well it is "family" television... I don't think they want me talking about that time in Vegas with the 2 strippers, the mexican midget and the chihuahua... <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

I would talk about how much I hate the Bengals and their fans.

What? No porcupine and a gerbil?

Damn! You are boring.................
<img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

unfortunately, you only get 15-30 seconds... <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

15 seconds, hell thats plenty of time for a good mooning, and one long fart <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

I heard Alex Trebeck has been itching to pull your finger, could be a rumor though. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

GM gets one sports question right and wins the game $200 to $0 to $0 because nobody else can concentrate... <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

It's more like they can't talk through their gas masks. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Oh, me too. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

I would talk about the time we beat up on Mentally Challenged kids playing basketball. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

That will definitely endear you to the crowd.... <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

I would tell about the time I saved a bunch of girls from a burning church.

[color:"white"] I would tell about the time I ejaculated into a salad dressing bottle and left it for my school friends to eat. [/color]

I'd tell the story where I was dumbass as was blown across the flight deck (running faster than i have in my life trying to stop the whole time ) and slammed into an S-3's intake (obviously the S-3 wasn't turning(running))

You can get hurt like that, you have to be more careful. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />