Isn't it great to experience what a Steeler fan feels toward the Browns? You have the luxury of laughing at, ridiculing, and mocking your arch rival, Michigan. You feel superior instead of inferior, right? You're brimming with confidence because there is absolutely nothing a Michigan fan can do or say. They will try however, and are only kidding themselves. Their team is an embarrassment, and they will conjure up anything in order to try and save face, which ends up being a childish exercise in futility.
Quote: Isn't it great to experience what a Steeler fan feels toward the Browns? You have the luxury of laughing at, ridiculing, and mocking your arch rival, Michigan. You feel superior instead of inferior, right? You're brimming with confidence because there is absolutely nothing a Michigan fan can do or say. They will try however, and are only kidding themselves. Their team is an embarrassment, and they will conjure up anything in order to try and save face, which ends up being a childish exercise in futility.
Leave it to a Squeeler fan to answer MICHIGAN smack with BROWNS smack.
Thom Brennaman always calls it the way it is. The color guy for App State is simply classic. I'm still trying to figure out what he said when the kid was at about the 40 yard line? LMAO.
Michigan To Schedule Pee Wee Team For Next Year’s Season Opener
Lloyd Carr is "fairly confident" of the Wolverines' chances in next year's season opener.
By MATTHEW MONROE
ANN ARBOR—In the wake of their embarrassing loss to Division 1-AA Appalachian State, Michigan has announced they will play the Barton Hills Blue Birds of the Ann Arbor-area under 10 youth division in next year’s season opener.
Appalachian State, of the Football Championship Subdivision (formerly called Division 1-AA), beat the fifth ranked Wolverines despite the fact that Michigan had virtually all their starters returning on offense and were expected to compete for Big Ten and national titles this year.
“Sure, the media thought we were good,” said a dejected Lloyd Carr. “But I see us practice everyday. I knew how bad we really were. That’s why we tried to schedule as lightly as possible.
“But still I really believed a Division 1-AA team would be horrible enough for even us to beat. Christ, we have 24 more scholarships, millions more dollars, better players, better coaches, and a crowd of over 110,000 loyal fans behind us.
“However, I underestimated three major things: the heart of Appalachian St, the level of talent in Division 1-AA, and exactly how bad the University of Michigan sucks.”
Carr was clearly upset but said he would use the loss as a lesson:
“The egos of our players are very fragile right now. Next year we’re hoping to gain confidence by starting the season by beating up on a bunch of 9 year old kids and then building up to Division 1-AA football.”
A reporter suggested they perhaps start with a Division III team as opposed to a team half their age, a quarter their size, and more concerned with where they’re going to get pizza after the game than winning.
Carr responded, “We’re not taking any chances. Frankly, I think a team like Mt. Union would have beaten us by 3 touchdowns.”
And that’s why Carr has chosen the Blue Birds.
“We’ve already done the research. They’re the worst Pee Wee football team in the area, they didn’t complete a single pass last year, and their leading rusher is a girl. So I’m fairly certain we can take them.
“But we’re not going to show any mercy. Being a Wolverine means always giving your best effort, regardless of whether you’re tackling a Heisman winner in the Rose Bowl or body slamming a 9 year old girl.”
But this was the last season opener for several seniors and they seemed saddened that they blew their last shot.
“I’ve lost to Ohio State every year, but this is the one that really stings,” said running back Michael Hart. “I wish I could come back for another year just to play in the season opener. I really want to redeem myself. God it’d feel good to beat the shi** out of those little kids.”
But redemption may come soon for Hart and the Wolverines. Their opponent in two weeks will be a definite downgrade from Division 1-AA when they face the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.
Here we go again with your ignorant babblings. The Steelers have one more championship than the Browns. They have a virtual tie head to head. They have a worse winning percentage in their history than the Browns. They have a grand total of 2 more players in the HOF. Yet you spout off about how much better the Steelers are than the Browns. Put down the pipe and pick up a book. Try Football for Dummies.....it will at least give you a START to getting a clue about the game.....which is light years from where you are now.
Quote: But redemption may come soon for Hart and the Wolverines. Their opponent in two weeks will be a definite downgrade from Division 1-AA when they face the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.
Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.
(Clutching at straws!)
Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent.
(How'd ASU score thirty fouuuuuur?)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born.
(Those were the daaaaaays!)
You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season.
(Been playing since the 1870s!)
Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease.
(We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.
(Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)
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(Nothing against FloridaFan, but I thought this was funny!)
Quote: I thought Michigan was supposed to win the Big 10 this year.
Well, they technically still have a shot. They're 0-0 in the Big Ten. So is everyone else.
.....I know, I know. They have about as much chance as me and ten of my friends to win the Big Ten but, they still have as many Big Ten wins as everyone else. Zero.
And I'm not a Michigan fan. Or Ohio State for that matter. My team just got its butt kicked by C.Michigan.
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