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Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

by Wenger

$9,999.99 + $8.50 shipping





* 87 implements
* 141 functions
* Perfect for the collector
* Featured by major media outlets

The Wenger Giant Knife includes 87 implements for almost any situation:

•2.5-inch 60% serrated locking blade
•Nail file
•Nail cleaner
•Corkscrew
•Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
•Removable screwdriver bit adapter
•2.5-inch blade for Official World Scout Knife
•Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
•Removable screwdiver bit holder
•Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
•Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
•Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
•Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
•Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
•Magnetized recessed bit holder
•Double-cut wood saw with ruler
•Chain rivet setter
•Removable 5mm
•Allen wrench
•Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
•Removable tool for adjusting spokes
•10mm Hexagonal key for nuts
•Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
•Patented locking screwdriver
•Universal wrench
•2.4-inch springless scissors with serrated self-sharpening design
•1.65-inch clip point utility blade
•Phillips head screwdriver
•2.5-inch clip-point blade
•Club face cleaner
•2.4-inch round tip blade
•Patented locking screwdriver
•Cap lifter
•Can opener
•Shoe spike wrench
•Divot repair tool
•4mm Allen wrench
•2.5-inch blade
•Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
•Double-cut wood saw with ruler
•Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
•12/20-gauge choke tube tool
•Watch case back opening tool
•Snap shackle
•Mineral crystal magnifier
•Compass
•Straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
•Telescopic pointer
•Fish scaler
•Hook dis-gorger
•Line guide
•Shortix laboratory key
•Micro tool holder
•Micro tool adapter
•Micro scraper, straight
•Micro scraper,curved
•Laser pointer with 300-foot range
•Metal file
•Metal saw
•Flashlight
•Micro tool holder
•Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
•Screwdriver 1.2mm
•Screwdriver .8mm
•Fine fork for watch spring bars
•Reamer
•Pin punch 1.2mm
•Pin pinch .8mm
•Round needle file
•Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
•Removable tool holder
•Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
•Flat Phillips head screwdriver
•Chisel-point reamer
•Mineral crystal magnifier
•Small ruler
•Extension tool
•Sping-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers
•Removable screwdriver bit holder
•Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
•Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
•Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
•Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
•Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
•Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
•Magnetized recessed bit holder
•Tire tread gauge
•Fiber optic tool holder
•Can opener
•Patented locking screwdriver
•Cap lifter
•Wire stripper
•Reamer
•Awl
•Toothpick
•Tweezers
•Key ring

Q & A

Question: Can it core a apple?
Answer: Of course it can, but the apple-corer blade is accessible only if you use it immediately after the bagpipe bladder stitch removal cumberbutton and before using the panda baby spoon.

Question: can we see a photo of this knife in the closed position?
Answer: No. Unfortunately, closing the knife brings too much mass into one location causing the formation of a small black hole. This is not covered by the warranty.

Question: Where is the Flugelhorn?
Answer: Right in between the warp drive and the creme brulee torch.

Question: Is that a Wenger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Answer: If you read the reviews, girls can be impregnated by this device. So, you know the answer.

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Customer Reviews

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*I tried to file my nails, but in the process I accidentally fixed a small engine that was near by. Which was nice

*I didn't even order this knife. Somehow it ordered itself...I'm so confused right now.

*When I forgot to take it out of my backpack before trying to board my flight the helpful TSA agent at the security area pointed out that by deploying the two larger blades and the jet engine on the back side I really didn't need a commercial flight, just a runway and some goggles. Boy, did I feel dumb, but I saved $605 on airfare!

*Only shame is that the unicorn toothbrush does not operate properly when used at the same time with the parachute.
(Sent from my Wenger 16999)

*So far I've only opened about half of the things on it and taped it to a Roomba, it's been making small repairs around my home while I'm at work. Next project is to lock it in the garage with the car.

*I accidentally left this knife in the glovebox of my wore out 67 Chevy truck overnight. miraculously the knife fully restored the truck and drove it to the store then returned with two hookers and a cooler full of beer

*As soon as I found out how much my husband spent on this, I left him. Bad move. It represented him at the divorce hearing. I now pay $10,000 a month in alimony.

*I forgot the knife in the front pocket of my Swiss Army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled our washing machine.

(See all 561 reviews)


https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swis...way&sr=8-13

lol, that's pretty funny. At first I thought it was an actual thing.

Apparently, it is an actual thing. See excerpt below from Wenger Wiki page ...

"The Swiss Army knife is famous for integrating different tools into one knife. Wenger integrated all of these 87 tools performing 141 functions into one knife and called it The Giant. Integrating 87 functions, The Giant made it into the book Guinness World Records.[16]"

http://www.outdoorindustry.org/news.industry.php?newsId=15101


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenger

"Hand me the toe nail clippers."

Terrible, awful, hideous.

What they really need to bring back is the 2 layer, knife, bottle opener, scissors combination. If you can't solve a problem with a knife, bottle opener, or scissors, you have to ask yourself if the problem is really worth solving (probably not.)

Maybe throw a pen and tweezers in the scales if you really have to. Or skip those with the thinner scales and just go with the above.. I can go either way on that one.

I'd rather carry around a leatherman….

Haus, Tyler, you guys obviously did not read the reviews. With the flip-out version of Gray's Anatomy on board, you could do an emergency appendectomy with this thing!

Meh, it doesn't have the extended, swing arm laser tool ...... so I don't want it.


Hey. I wonder who's knocking at my door ....... ?

I thought the faux reviews were hilarious!!

If it had a 9mm Glock in there, I'd get it.

You don't need any damn plastic pistol - this thing comes with a Mossberg 12 gauge shotgun.

It lacks a snap-out anesthesia mask.
Back to the drawing board.

I was always taught: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

But, in this case, I think it might be ok.

If you throw it, it might turn into an Autobot.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autobot

There is no duct tape so it's worthless.

Yeah those were pretty good.

I'm still not completely sure whether this thing actually exists. Obviously it's not a stock model, but there's actually a pretty big market for custom swiss army knives. Every so often, it's one of those 'put every tool on there that's ever been made in that size' type jobs.