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The Cleveland Clowns today have added yet another embarrassing moment/situation to a long list of embarrassments; going 0-6 in the division for the first time in team history. Below is a list of embarrassing moments/situations (incomplete because you can't possibly list them all). I am curious to find out which is the most embarrassing for you personally.

1. 0-6 in the division in '06. 0-6 in '06!!!

2.Only one of seven teams to have never appeared in a Super Bowl. All are newer franchises except for Detriot.

3. Moving out of Cleveland resulted in a Super Bowl championship.

4. The 43-0 beating upon the Browns return in '99 at the hands of the Steelers on national TV

5. The 41-0 Christmas Eve massacre inflicted by the Steelers.

6. A Clown fan getting slammed by a player from the team Clown fans hate the most. (part of Christmas Eve Massacre)

7. Losing 29-9 in the first playoff game ever between the Steelers and Browns which resulted in a 3 game sweep.

8. Losing to the Steelers in the playoffs for the second time (3 game sweep) after having a substantial lead in the game. This time beaten by Tommy Maddox.

9. Not having a team for three years.

10. Losing to the Steelers 19 out of the last 22 times they met.

11. All starting division running backs; W. Parker, J. Lewis, and R. Johnson posting franchise/league rushing records against the Browns.

12. Being one of the most losingest franchises in the NFL since '70, having only 13 winning seasons.

13. The bottle throwing fiasco during the Jax game.

14. The parade Cleveland will have should the Browns someday beat the Steelers.
(Cleveland did have a parade when the Indians LOST the World Series ya know!)

My personal favorite was the Christmas Eve massacre simply because there were multiple embarassments on that day; not only was it a blowout, it was a shutout, a Clown fan gets slammed by a Steeler, Steeler fans overrun Browns stadium, former Brown Q.Morgan catches an "in your face" TD pass toward the end of the game. Aaron Shea gets slammed by L. Foote on the last play of the game. It was everything a Steeler fan could want for Christmas.

So tell me what is your most embarrassing moment/situation as a Clown fan?

Whats sadder is that it took you 13 points to say that the Browns suck.

I'm surprised that you can count that high.

You are such a loser, Mark. Seriously, get a life. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

And there are a lot more, but the objective here is to discuss what you feel is the most embarrassing moment as a Clown fan. If you have one not listed, feel free to discuss.

Uh no Dawg. The Browns and their fans such losers. Read the list.
I just want to conduct conversation here, and all you want to attack the messenger of the truth. This list is true!! It's all true!!!!

Tell me dog, what is your most embarrassing moment as a Brown fan?

Why won't you answer the other thread to you?

And, I don't have to tell you anything, nosey ass. If you hate us so damned much, just leave. Nobody would miss you. It's nice to know you really do love us, though...otherwise, you wouldn't waste your precious time on this board.

115.Having a yet another pathetic post by SkidMark!! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

I see you forgot the Dwayne Rudd Dud.

LINK





Even his five-year-old son knew the move was Turkey worthy.



As soon as Cleveland Browns linebacker Dwayne Rudd returned home after the season-opening loss to the Kansas City Chiefs he was greeted by his son Collin, who asked his father, "What were you doing Dad?"



It's obvious, isn't it?





By heaving his helmet halfway to Akron, and thus allowing the Chiefs to kick the game-winning field goal with 0:00 on the clock, Rudd was hoping to place himself on the NFL's Mount Rushmore of Morons alongside guys like Leon Lett, Garo Yepremian and Jim Marshall while establishing himself, without a doubt, as the front-runner for the FlemFile's Fifth Annual Turkey of the Year award.


Poor Clowns indeed! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Good one Clown Hunter! Like I said, this list is incomplete, and if you thought about it long enough, you could probably list "101 reasons why it's embarrassing to be a Browns fan"

16.Heinz field being surrounded by the trailer park that is Pittspuke!! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Well lookie here, another Clown who can't stand facts, so he resorts to insults. Ain't that right Sipey Boy?

Hey Sipey boy, did you realize that while you babbling little inignificants from Clevehole like to take shots at the great city of Pittsburgh, the entire country makes fun of Cleveland. You've just given me an idea to start a thread, with another list of facts to back that statement up.
I'm sure your fellow turdfans will appreciate you for that one.
Stay tuned.

Bring it oh clueless one...don't start a fire you can't put out.Any time you want to actually go head to head on wit as it pretains to the game of football..bring it..and all your friends too..and I'll school you and all who come.Not that you'll ever accept such a challange,because you'll fail as you always do.Afterall..your not called SkidMark on accident!!

That Raven fan rubs yours and CoachBozo's noses in your own doggie doo doo and you want to go head to head with a me? A Steeler fan? In your dreams. You have no ammo Sipey Boy!! As pathetic an organization as the Clowns are, an Arizona Cardinal fan could punk you. Head to head on wit as it "pretains" (how about pertains) to football huh?. You call what the Clowns do "football"?? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> You no doubt would outwit me about what goes on during a Barnum and Bailey circus <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> . Be careful what you ask for kid, cause I'll slam you quicker than Harrison slammed that other Clown buddy of yours.

Oh poor SkidMark..as I expected..you have nothing..so I have already proved you to be punked,spanked and slapped around.Just another day in the life of a pathetic want to be.Every hear of a Type-O? I'm sure you have since you are one yourself...and you want to go head to head when all you have yourself, is taking an hour and 10 minutes to come up with something as weak as correcting a typing error.So in closing..dream on lil' broomstick cowboy..I already called you out..and all you could muster up was "be careful what you ask for"...PLEASE...anytime..anywhere..anyday!!!!

So you really did jump over the broom with Crampy didn't you Toby. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Hmmm...SkidMark...all mouth and no spine..typical Squeeler fan!!!

Well MarkV is right. ME and other Ravens fans who have posted here in the past, do rub yours and Coach B noses in it when it comes to your sad, sad team. I know truth hurts doesn't it? LOL!

Your a legend in your own mind Chumps... Fact is you really don't have much game you just like to babble alot...

Oh, I got plenty of game as if it's hard to come up with "game" where you Clowns fans and your team is concerned. LMAO!!

*** Yawn ***

Go run away little fella...

Oh please <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> you couldn't rub anybody's nose in anything crampy. It would take some talent to do that, which you just don't have.

Talent?? Not much talent is needed to run smack on you guys. All anyone needs is to see your team play every Sunday. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Please remind me how the Browns did against the Bucs today. See what I mean? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Merry Christmas to Everyone and I hope That you all have a prosperous New Year Also...... <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/azzangel.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Yet you still can't do it <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />


You see crampy, I had good seats to the game today. I got to spend christmas eve with my son. Met up with a group of wondeful people, and friends to tailgate before the game, and have great memories of the day that will last for years <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> so unless your doing your best *Pee Wee Herman at the movies impression* your not rubbing anything <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

GM,

Get a clue. That is nice you spent XMAS eve with your son. I will be spending XMAS eve with my wife and son. Too bad your son had to watch the disgrace known as the Cleveland Browns. Oh well, it's Christmas right? LOL!

And Psst GM. Friends, tailgating , and wonderful people have nothing to do with me and others abusing you and other Browns fans on this board. Your team is a joke. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Getting over denial is always the first step to recovery GM.

You see crampy, I had good seats to the game today. I got to spend christmas eve with my son. Met up with a group of wondeful people, and friends to tailgate before the game, and have great memories of the day that will last for years <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> so unless your doing your best *Pee Wee Herman at the movies impression* your not rubbing anything <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]
I have to disagree with you on the rubbing comment GM. Cramps indeed is rubbing something, question is, is it worth it? <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Now you see why all his time is taken up on message boards. Can you blame him?

By the way, congrats on the CLEVELAND ravens making the PO's <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Actually Cramps, the REAL joke on this board is YOU! No matter what your Illegitimate team does. Funny how you haven't figured that out yet Mr. Gluten for punishment <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/plthumbsdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Please don't quit your day job. Because you are a target for abuse more than GM. You see GM as well as other Clowns fans who have the audacity to even think they can talk smack, especially football smack, is of no consequence to me other than to humor me. I expect the Browns to be a joke and lose constantly. The Steelers on the other hand were thumping there collective chest about this upcoming season. Although I knew they would not repeat as SB champs. Everyone practically thought they would at least make the playoffs. OOPS!!!!

You see crampy I need a clue because I have the whole puzzle solved already. You on the other hand come into the smack shack and leave looking like a side of beef that Rocky used for a punching bag <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> You will be <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> you say you WILL BE <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> yet you posted that at 11:25 PM on christmas eve did you spend the whole 35 min. with them after you got off line <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Your nose just grew another foot crampy <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />


and your posting has nothing to do with abuse except for the abuse you take in here. You take more abuse than Rocky but unlike him you can't even punch back <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

That is my point. YOU NEED A CLUE! You even said so yourself. Thanks for proving my point.



I wonder if it is possible that my family was here while I was posting that message. Hmm.



Christ you are weak!! A Browns fan with THAT team you have? Yeah, I guess you are right, I would not be able to punch back - I mean with that awesome team you have there in Cleveland and all the great SUCCESS they've had since coming back to the NFL in 1999. ROTFLMAO!!

Thats called a typo cramps. You know like the one you made the other day.


<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Thats some real quality time. Ignoring your family and posting away on another teams message board on christmas eve <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Your nose is longer than the Golden State bridge already <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />


Yet you still can't smack your way out of a wet paper bag. Poor ole cramps <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Keep digging, cramps. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

That was no typo. That is called ADMITTANCE! You're doing good little GM. They say admitting you have a problem is always the first step to recovery. Nice job!! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />



What goes on in my house is really none of your damn business. Let me make that crystal clear to you. But if you must know, my family was here with me while I was on this board. You see, they know I'm a big sports fan and especially where football is concerned. They had no problem with it. It's called being the "king of your castle". Maybe one day when you grow a pair, you'll be considered king of yours.



Funny. Considering I've been smacking the heck out of Browns fans in general, and you specifically since 2001. Wonder why that is GM. Again, considering your team and organization, it really isn't hard at all. Typical Clowns fan. In DENIAL about everything concerning the Browns. That by itself is good smack. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

OMG, that is hysterical. Anybody who types something like that on here is completely alone or totally miserable. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Truthfully, if you do have a family, they are probably thrilled when you disappear into the dark basement to talk to people who find you to be completely and totally pathetic. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Another misguided Clowns fan. It was GM not me inquiring about what goes on in my house. All I said to him was it was nice that he got to spend XMAS eve with his son.

And completely and totally pathetic? LMAO!! Not as pathetic as you and other Stains fans rooting for that joke of an NFL team called the Cleveland Browns. You see, I can use this board for what its intended purpose is for - football smack. I don't need to delve into someone's personal life. But I understand because the last time the Clowns had anything football wise to celebrate, cheer, and talk about happened 42 YEARS AGO !! Talk about PATHETIC. It's ashame that the AFC North would be a great division except the Browns are the team that makes the division mediocre at best.

Well then you will never recover from the dailey beating you take on this board.


Whats clear is that you posted 24 times between 10:32 am on christmas eve and 2:29 am christmas morning. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> IF you do have a family good job turning your back on them and ignoring them <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Either that or they didn't want you around anyway.


Translation=they didn't want you around <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />


King of your castle <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Now I'll think of "the man song" when you post. You know the song cramps As for me I prefer to share my home with my family, not stomp around acting like some pompus king trying to make up for being a bum, and trying to drag everybody down so they will feel like slime. Maybe you should go seek professional help for your little problems crampy. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


Like I said Poor ole cramps. You still think you can talk smack, when the whole world knows your weak, you have nothing, and your a joke. <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

The only thing you can use this board for is to get yourself banned. Your really good at that <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

YAWN, YAWN, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



No, what's clear is you're more preoccupied about what goes on in my house than in your own house. I call that sad and not practicing what you preach. Perhaps it's your family who does not want you around. And if there is a rule on how often someone can post here, please point this out to me. Other wise stop showing your ignorance.



Translation: You're as sad as the smack you feebly try to run.



In other words you're a WEAK little man with no say so in YOUR house. I see. LOL!! And again since you are so concerned about what goes on in my house - stalker. I spend just as much time and do things with my family as you do with yours. You are worried about what goes on in my house but tell me I need to seek professional help? LMAO!! GM, I suggest a new hobby. You know one where you can't hurt yourself or embarrass yourself. Try coin collecting or needle point.

And you're really BAD at grammar. Usually a PERIOD goes at the end of a sentence chief. Just thought I'd help you out. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

That happens to everybody when they read your posts.


hmmmmm I spent christmas eve with my son from 6 am till 7 PM, then from around 8 PM till 11 PM with the whole family <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" /> Christmas day was spent from 4 am till 8 PM with the whole family. You however spent your time turning your back on yours and posting away on another teams message board <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Talk about ignorant <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> ya OK crampy.... you do realize that the cavemen all died off don't you. Are you still trying to drag your family around by the hair <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


NAAAA I prefer the one I have now. Making you look foolish <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />