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OOPS! ABC News CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy. Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face. "I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal. His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive. Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.
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There went that jurisdiction's insurance premium,...
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I read the book 90 minutes in heaven... similar story... great read!
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Wow, definite oops... I'm sure it's not how it happened, but I picture the examiners bent over the guy, only to have him "wake up" and jump to his feet, like out of a movie. 
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boy this story has me in stitches hahahaha
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What better place than here?
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Reminds me of a Stephen King short story, Autopsy Room Four.
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boy this story has me in stitches hahahaha
At first I thought they had Abe Vigoda (for those who are old enough) He was the "butt" of many "dead or alive" jokes...... 
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His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Ya I bet she was greiving mainly due to now her boy friend will have to move back in with his parents  and the Vagas trip with his life insurance money....well that returned...
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Talk about a bad dream....
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Wow, definite oops... I'm sure it's not how it happened, but I picture the examiners bent over the guy, only to have him "wake up" and jump to his feet, like out of a movie.
I think then we'd have two dead coroners!!! 
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Why do I get the feeling he was very drunk and passed out before the crash 
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Thank God they didn't start on his chest!!! 
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Do they have universal health care?
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Since when do autopsies begin with slicing the face?
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Very creepy. 
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