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only in Pittsburgh..................... link Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, DaggerRICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword. Police said the two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m. According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets. "They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime." Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK. No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified. Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J's bar. "It's shocking. Things like that just don't happen out here. I just can't believe it happened," Lekki said. Anyone with information is asked to contact police. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- glad no one got hurt, but this is one of the silliest headlines Ive seen in a while  
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darn illegal Japanese ninja immigrants... 
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Female Mutant Ninja Turtle.....Ride again 
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Looks like they'll have to bring in Jackie Chan to solve this one.
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Haha, somebody went Tenchu Stealth Assassin on a Sunoco clerk? Ninja please.
It's actually pretty funny since the guy didn't get hurt. Can you imagine working a gas station and two "ninjas" came into rob you? I probably couldn't keep from laughing.
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But,, were they at least HOT!
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They weren't ninjas, they were armed massage therapists, the outfits look remarkably similar.... 
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#GMSTRONG
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I take it you been to quite a few "massage parlors" ?
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Could of been two muslim women with no access to guns. 
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Quote:
I take it you been to quite a few "massage parlors" ?
Apparently you missed the joke. 
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In all fairness, it was a reference to a fairly obscure joke which I only expected a few people to get...
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Yes, I do realize that, and it gives me a chance to make fun of people who assume they get it. It works for everyone!
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win-wins are so warm and fuzzy...
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You're a bully...keep it up and they'll make you a ref around here. 
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Some call it bullying, others call it good fun. I don't worry about the overly sensitive. 
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I can't remember who you do worry about...
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I take it you been to quite a few "massage parlors" ?
Apparently you missed the joke.
Not really because I was making a joke all in my own.
Chinese massage parlor = prostitutes
Don't worry about my sensitivity, I handle it fine
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So you have never heard that chinese massage parlors are cover ups for prostitute houses?
They talk about it on the radio all the time. Apparently Austintown is full of them.
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Go Ninja! Go Ninja! GO!
Go Ninja! Go Ninja! GO!
Go Ninja! Go Ninja! GO!
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They weren't ninjas, they were armed massage therapists, the outfits look remarkably similar....
I knew this would be part of this thread before I even opened it. And, today I'm going to mix it up a bit and wear a RED shirt. 
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Like this one? 
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Very much like that one....except my sleeves aren't as BIG.
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If you wear those thigh high leather boots I'll follow you around and be your man-slave...
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Excuse me?
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If you wear those thigh high leather boots I'll follow you around and be your man-slave...
 Yeah, you would be catching me as I stumble around tripping over the heels. Dead sexy, I tell ya.
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Sorry, I thought Jules had left.
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