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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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Originally Posted By: GratefulDawg


Oh, Dawg.... I'm grinning ear-to-ear.

How great is his vid?

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I have to say that labs are just insanely funny.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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"too many notes, not enough music-"

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LOL I saw that on Twitter, and it is absolutely hilarious! rofl I have probably watched it 15 times.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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"too many notes, not enough music-"

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LOL...................that was funny.

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No Toilet Paper? no problem...

https://i.imgur.com/lNs7hAH.gifv

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That is just so wrong. rofl


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Originally Posted By: OldColdDawg
No Toilet Paper? no problem...

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LOL so good


"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Peanuts gang singing "La Grange"



And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
- John Muir

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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........


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j/c

I can't post it or a link to it due to profanity rules. But if anyone is interested, look up My Corona on youtube.


Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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I can't post it or a link to it due to profanity rules. But if anyone is interested, look up My Corona on youtube.


rofl ....unless you've got an N Ninety Five Corona...


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I've got 5 cases of beer, a half gallon of Elijah Craig and a half gallon of Woodford Reserve..... I'm ready lol

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This woman's horrific story of being assaulted while getting quarantine supplies is going viral. smh, what wrong with people, lmao.

https://www.facebook.com/toothfreak/videos/10102121221497482/

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You got me. I was wondering why this was on this thread ...... rofl


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Originally Posted By: GratefulDawg


That chick is such a horses ass.


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Originally Posted By: Psydeffect
I've got 5 cases of beer, a half gallon of Elijah Craig and a half gallon of Woodford Reserve..... I'm ready lol


Earlier this week, perhaps Wed, I bought a bottle of wine. Why? I don't know, just did. Wife and I aren't big drinkers.

That evening, I decided to open it. Couldn't find a corkscrew anywhere.

I walked out to the garage for something else, and low and behold, the roof between the garage and house is leaking - right above the door from the house to the garage.

Work is/has been painfully slow - as in taking money out of savings every month to pay bills, slow. Wife basically out of work due to surgery, medical bills we owe.....it just isn't ending. And now the latest from Ohio.

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Originally Posted By: archbolddawg
Wife and I aren't big drinkers.


I’m not a big drinker either, I’m only 5’8”.


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Originally Posted By: Tulsa
Originally Posted By: archbolddawg
Wife and I aren't big drinkers.


I’m not a big drinker either, I’m only 5’8”.


I quit drinking. Now I just pour it down my neck.

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Originally Posted By: Tulsa
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Wife and I aren't big drinkers.


I’m not a big drinker either, I’m only 5’8”.


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Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

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j/c...


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Corona Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody Parody)


Hey!
this awesome comedian made some clever lyrics about the Corona Virus (Covid 19) and I decided to record a cover of it!

Lyrics made by @danajaybein on Twitter

Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lockdown
No escape from reality.
Don't touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy
I'm just a poor boy, no job security
Because of easy spread, even though
washed your hands, laying low
I look out the window, the curve doesn't look
flatter to me, to me

mama,just killed a man
i didn't stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he's dead
mama, life was so much fun
but now I've caught this unforgiving plague
mama, oooooh
didn't mean to make them die
if I'm not back to work this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if people didn't matter
Too late, my time has come
sends shivers down my spine
body's aching all the time
goodbye everybody, I've got the flu
gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
mama, oooooh
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all

I see a little silhouette of a man
what a douche, what a douche
did he even wash his hands though
security is tightening
very very frightening me
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low masturbate*
Masturbate* 0 0 0 0

I'm just a poor boy, facing mortality
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY
spare him his life from this monstrosity
Touch your face, wash your hands, will you
wash your hands?
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR
HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR
HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS)
BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR
HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!)
WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never
wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
No no no no no
Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your
hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me,
for me

So you think you can stop me and just shake
my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break
our plans?
Oh baby, can't do this with me, baby,
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home
with my fever

oooooh
Curving can get flatter
Anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you'll see
Just look out your windows....

*changed to isolate for recording purposes


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"too many notes, not enough music-"

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Saw this online,
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender doesn't say anything to him because horses don't talk and he doesn't understand English.
Several people get up and leave obviously put off that an animal is inside the bar.


Haha!

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Saw this online,
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender doesn't say anything to him because horses don't talk and he doesn't understand English.
Several people get up and leave obviously put off that an animal is inside the bar.


Haha!



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No? Lol I did.

It’s a different type of humour, a spin on the old ‘walks into a bar’ joke setup. Deadpan.


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Originally Posted By: OldColdDawg
No Toilet Paper? no problem...

https://i.imgur.com/lNs7hAH.gifv



Chuck Norris' bidet works better than yours.


"too many notes, not enough music-"

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This prank is nuts!


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