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Goofy got locked due to length. Like the Phoenix, it's back from the ashes. Post your favorite humorous miscellany here. The site needs YOU. Post #1: for all you parents of teens- consider this for her/his next birthday cake: 
"too many notes, not enough music-"
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I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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How many grammar nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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This is funny now that I live in SC, but it wasn't when I lived in Ohio. Sorry Ohio bros. 
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........
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How many grammar nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Too Wrong! According to Diam, it’s, to. (Just a friendly ribbing Diam. No Diam’s were intentionally harmed in the making of my post.)
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Just a friendly ribbing Diam. No Diam’s were intentionally harmed in the making of my post. No belonging to Diam were harmed in the making of your post?  
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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I don't have the time to write or post a book..
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Saw that guy on FB. The scissors were kind of funny but the mouth noises and mouth breathing made it unwatchable.
Your feelings and opinions do not add up to facts.
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j/c: I am 63 and this is NOT funny, daggone it. 
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“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........
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It's funny how much that dog reminds me of my dog, Dobby. (Not in appearance, but in his aptitude) He struggled to "get it" for months on end. He chewed up stuff that didn't belong to him, he went to the bathroom in the house ..... he really, really, struggled.
Then, one day about 2.5 months ago, he just got it. He just figured it all out. It was like someone just flipped the "On" switch in his mind.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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That dog and my dog both rode the short bus to obedience school.
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That dog and my dog both rode the short bus to obedience school. So did I, you, and ytown in our younger days
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"too many notes, not enough music-"
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........
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How many grammar nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Gets good at about the 45 second mark...
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........
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You know my love will Not Fade Away.........
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This seems like the most appropriate place for this post. Poor Brian Williams.
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
- John Muir
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Wow. Maybe he should have bought every American a cheap calculator.
HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!
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"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Man, how dumb are some people in the media? haha
"First down inside the 10. A score here will put us in the Super Bowl. Cooper is far to the left as Njoku settles into the slot. Moore is flanked out wide to the right. Chubb and Ford are split in the backfield as Watson takes the snap ... Here we go."
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Well, I blame that new math ....
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
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And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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"too many notes, not enough music-"
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I once thought the McDonalds' Big N Tasty" cheeseburger advertised on a sign said...
"Try a Big Nasty cheeseburger today"
so my eyes might not be right, but I think I read the Dyslexia institute was Cosled Dotay.
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The Mothers Against Dyslexia group might take issue with your post. They're called DAM
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So- a short, nearsighted dyslexic Rabbi walked into a bra...
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