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Yeah, we're going w/dead or alive. No offense intended.

Good list, Fate! How about:

Memphis - Clint Eastwood (as in Gran Torino)

'Peen - Fess Parker

No, that was Bella Lugosi. Borris was Frankenstein.



Got to get your monsters right. Lon Cheney was the Wolfman, Bella was Dracula, Borris was Frankenstein.

It's why I said your were Christopher Walken. You say weird things. LOL.....love ya, man.

This list is unacceptable. Way too flattering for everyone.

More like Poindexter Fumblesnatch...

No offense, bro.........but, I think my favorite part of this thread is how you view yourself and how your wife views you. LMAO. Freaking hilarious.

stop hating, bro.

im loving the picks for me so far.

Stompin Tom wasn’t an actor, 32, but I’m impressed that you know of him. Lol

in fact he was my musical hero when I was about 4-6 years old.

My wife says that when i get into an argument - or vigorous debate - I get this snarky, Jack Nicholson-like, condescending tone in my voice.

I don't know whether to feel relieved or annoyed that no one has tried to cast me.

I kind of picture you, Vers, as a younger version of Burgess Meredith from Rocky (Mickey).

Sorry, Swish. You're totally Damon Wayans from Major Payne.

Purp.... MO
ME...... Curly
Ytown... Larry

Although I could have also went with

GMdawg.... Frankenstein after seven surgeries slicing me from my little buddy to my nipples and around the sides, and other places on my stomach, I got his look down pat

This is freaking great, lol!

I'd actually be flattered to be portrayed by Tim Curry
In high school, I was told I looked like Judge Reinhold

You've got an electrode in your neck too? Gadzooks...stay away from thunderstorms.

I'm not a natural at stuff like this so I'll take it slow.

Vers = Nick Nolte

All right all right all right.

I choose Kevin Bacon to play you, Port.

One thing is for sure: nobody wants to be played by Ned Beatty.

I’m taller than Kevin Bacon.
But I’m only a few degrees from him.

Just did the math on how many degrees from him I am.
Chuck Norris's Bacon number is 2. He starred in The Good Guys Always Wear Black with Anne Archer, who co-starred with Bacon in Hero At Large. I met and had a few day’s of getting to know Richard Lynch, while caring for one of his family members. Richard played Chuck’s enemy in Invasion USA. So Richard’s number was 3 degrees. Making me 4 degrees.

....side note to the story....
Richard’s family member ended up in my care at a nursing facility where I was a nurse 18 or so years ago. I knew who he was when I was caring for his family but unlike some of my coworkers I gave him space. Never asking for an autograph or anything else. The situation he was dealing with was intense. I just treated him with respect and spoke frankly with him about my assessments and my knowledge of other patients, and their outcomes, that had a similar diagnosis.
At one point he actually asked me, “Do you know who I am?” My response was, “Yes. Chuck Norris kicked your ‘arse’ at the end of Invasion USA.” He chuckled. It was the only mention of his fame or whatnot we ever shared.
At that time in my life I was a casual cigarette smoker. He took quite a few smoke breaks with me. We’d have conversations about what his family was going through. What he hoped life would be like for himself and that family member ‘afterward’. He seemed like a cool guy with a big heart.
I was the only male nurse that cared for his family member. I think he appreciated our time together. I know I did.

Unless Kevin Bacon has a fever, I'd say when our temperatures are taken the degrees are almost identical.

:rollseyes:

Clem... Idris Elba
Pit... Jeremy Renner
GM... John Goodman
Peen... Paul Giamatti
40...Danny DeVito
Diam... Jeff Daniels
Bonefish... Sam Elliott
Swish... Ice Cube
Vers... JK Simmons
Grateful... Jeff Bridges
Eve... Ilana Glazer

this might be the one i disagree with unfortunately.

i will never be able to the say the MF word with such grace and elegance like Samuel can.

Practice man, practice. I have faith in you. Just think of being on a plane full of snakes.

I like this.

"8 ft 6, flat top head-
Bolts in my neck, and I'm back from the dead...."

So do I

GM - Chuck Norris
Clem - Keye Luke
Swish - Gary Sinise
Pit - Ted Knight
Rocket - Ken Osmond
Vers - Conrad Dunn
3rd and 20 - Christopher Meloni
Mac - Dominic Chianese
Fate - Robert Diniro
Tulsa - Al Pacino
Ytown - Ron Howard
DC - Clint Eastwood

I'm trying to guess who I should suggest should be played by the actor who played Rod Favre in Super Troopers, Kevin Heffernan, I think, (small member), because if you've seen the movie, nobody wants that,

"The lice hate the sugar"

Aww shoot, half this board could be played by just the 2 actors from "Super Troopers, who play the two chiefs, (personality wise)except nobody's Farve.

I don't know if you know Rosce Lee Browne, but he had one of the greatest scenes in movies IMO. It was in a John Wayne movie, 'The Cowboys" A great movie. Here is a 4 minute clip. I see you ride up about half way through.

Do you drink White Russians?

Life skills are important. So is being chosen. Not sure where that leads. . . .

Bard... James McAvoy

Some hidden gems in there.

Bard: Bruce Dern.