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Clem I think you’ll really enjoy the wordsmithing.... I can’t wait to see these people out of our collective zeitgeist. Banished to the history books where they belong.

penned by British-Indian novelist Hari Kunzru with descriptive powers akin to Dylan Thomas’:

"Mike Pence you repressed joyless would-be witchfinder, every time you spoke you always looked like you were straining to expel an enormous bolus of your own hypocrisy from your clenched sphincter.

“Betsy DeVos you blandly foolish soulless entitled child-stealing witch, rotting like a corpse inside your Chanel suit.

“All the generals, you spineless buzz-cut phallus-brained plastic Spartans fawning and wriggling to distract yourself from your moral cowardice.

“Kayleigh McEnenay, you evacuated husk of a mean-girl cheerleader, the cavity where your heart once was pumped full of spite and moronic lies.

“Bill Barr you vast pompous pus-filled bladder of casuistry, you are an enemy of justice, bloated with resentment and cruelty, wobbling like a jelly at the feet of the oligarchs.

“Jared Kushner you vacuous dainty preening overpromoted nub of mediocrity, squeezed like an entitled smear of toothpaste into a silk suit bought with tear-stained dollars wrung out of the suffering tenants of your slum apartments.

“Ivanka Trump you monstrous slug of vanity, you infantile ninny so marinaded in self-regard that in your pea brain you believe we ought to love you for your crimes.

“Mike Pompeo, you bubble, you booby, you flatulent zero, that roiling in your ample guts that you mistake for world shaking significance is just the acid reflux of irrelevancy.

“Don Junior, you scabrous single-nostriled unloved elephant-murdering human wreckage, vibrating with bitterness and impotent rage at all the opportunities you’ve squandered.

“Sarah Sanders, you crude hulking beetle-browed bully, working your multiple chins as you masticated another stinking quid of falsity, spitting again and again on the people you were supposed to inform.

“Interlude: all you staffers and interns, so eager to crunch your way in your shiny new work shoes over the bodies of the poor and powerless, I smite you and cast you out one by one.

“Eric Trump, you pallid clammy suppurating nocturnal semi-human grub, your absence of charisma is your only notable trait and the act of flushing you from memory will so be smooth and painless that in a month people will find it hard to picture your moon face.

“Rudy Giuliani, you capering cartoonish skull-faced bag of graft and corruption, too stupid even to ask who’s pulling your strings just so long as you can cake your crusty face in tv make-up and clack your jaw at a camera.

“And of course Stephen Miller, you weeping pustule upon the social body, you dreg, you homunculus, you noxious slime felched from the gaping cavity of Jim Crow, one day may you find yourself walking barefoot across hot sand, desperate for water, crying for your missing child.

“With that I'll rest a while, and go to find a street corner to dance on."


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Ofcourse a guy like you would love a British Indian novelist.

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Originally Posted By: Dawg Duty
Ofcourse a guy like you would love a British Indian novelist.


Of course a guy like you would bring race into this.


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Didn't you know it's unMurican to like people with darker skin tones? Especially from another country even if they are allies.


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I think it would have been better to take satisfaction in the hope that you never will these names again.

Stopping name calling is part of the change in the culture that we need. Be the change.


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There’s a difference between name calling and completely eviscerating individuals with factual criticism. This piece is the latter.

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Aha! We knew Throw Long was a nom de plume but now we know for who...


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I get as much satisfaction listening to “The Grinch” lyrics.


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Originally Posted By: RocketOptimist
There’s a difference between name calling and completely eviscerating individuals with factual criticism. This piece is the latter.


...calling living people rotting corpses is factual now?

I had been feeling hopeful, but you had to remind me that the anti-Trumpers have their share of awful, too.

Okay, you've got me. I wasn't really hopeful on the anything related to politics front.


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Originally Posted By: RocketOptimist
There’s a difference between name calling and completely eviscerating individuals with factual criticism. This piece is the latter.


...calling living people rotting corpses is factual now?

I had been feeling hopeful, but you had to remind me that the anti-Trumpers have their share of awful, too.

Okay, you've got me. I wasn't really hopeful on the anything related to politics front.


rofl rofl Yeah now they hope for civility amongst us after the vile hate filled leadership we’ve got from the maga haters. Trumps supporters cam go straight to hell now. We’ll lower the trump flag to half staff for ya’ll, good riddance.


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Dude certainly has him a vocabulary, that's for sure.


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Comedic accuracy.

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That kind of sums you up in my view. Great read? LOL

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