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I knew he wasn't a flight attendant. I was like....no way that guy fits down an isle lol.


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I saw this today lol


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Now that’s awesome.

But it sounds like something OJ would do…..


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If you saw the game live, no doubt, "GOOFY IMMORTAL".



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Yeah... that is my all-time favorite ref's call.

I saw it live, and couldn't regain my composure for at least 5 minutes....



A classic.
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Originally Posted By: Clemdawg
Yeah... that is my all-time favorite ref's call.

I saw it live, and couldn't regain my composure for at least 5 minutes....



A classic.
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Well then, you're probably old enought to have seen "Wrong Way Marshall".

I saw it live as well. Back then I was a huge fan of "The Purple People Eaters". Paige, Marshall, Larsen and Eller.

Guess ya can't watch it here but there is a youtube link below that takes you there.



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Originally Posted By: GMdawg


Gm.....

I remember that game like it was yesterday.....

My wife and I were at that game with a flight booked to Las Vegas with a departure roughly 2.5hrs after the game ended. To beat the crowd to the parking lot after the game ended we watched the last play from the lower deck close to an exit ramp. At that plays end we tore outta there "stunned/ya gotta be kidding???" willynilly at the final play and outcome.


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yup.
another for the Top 10.

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That would have been me, bro-
trust & believe.


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If he were here today, I'm sure he would be welcomed back.

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On Monday Night Football.....yeeears ago.

In the article below.....

MNF'S Dandy Don Meredith, on live tv, in the booth commenting on Browns WR Fair Hooker.....

Dandy Don... "Fair Hooker. I've never met one". rofl

On a side note, it seemed like Meredith, by the sound of his slured voice, was generally at least 2.5(perhaps 3) sheets to the wind by mid 3rd quarter

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/a...nights.amp.html


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On a side note, it seemed like Meredith, by the sound of his slured voice, was generally at least 2.5(perhaps 3) sheets to the wind by mid 3rd quarter



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For those of us that remember.....More Cowbell.....

An honest question.....

Can you honestly get enough and/or too much Cowbell?



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Leslie West of Mountain says no. You can NEVER have too much Cowbell!


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"Dude, You had one job: throw the stick."


Some people are more fun than others.


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Years ago, I cut this cartoon out of our local newspaper, placed in in a small frame, and mounted it on the wall of my studio. About 2 in 10 students ever actually notice it. The ones who do get the joke- and LTAO.




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NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!



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I'm tryin' but don't get it! superconfused


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I'm tryin' but don't get it! superconfused



All the other dogs are out having fun, chasing the mailman....But that one dog is inside practicing his violin.

The sacrifice you have to make to be good at it.


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Alright. Makes perfect sense. I was trying to think too far outside the box -- like the cartoon represented some song or band something!

"Three Dog Night... nope."

"Hey Mr Postman... nope."


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This no doubt will emotionally shatter both the Human and Chimp.

Sad..... thumbsdown

Zoo Bans Woman Having 'Affair' With Chimpanzee From Seeing Him
BY SARA SANTORA ON 8/23/21 AT 12:05 PM EDT

A woman in Belgium has reportedly been banned from visiting the chimpanzees at a local zoo after developing a close bond with one of them. According to zoo officials, her "affair" with the primate was preventing him from bonding with the other chimps, reports ATV.

Multiple outlets report that Adie Timmermans has been visiting Chita, a 38-year-old chimpanzee at the Antwerp Zoo, each week for the past four years. In that time, Timmermans claims that she and Chita have forged a strong friendship.

"I love that animal and he loves me," Timmermans said in an interview with ATV, according to LadBible.

Timmermans's relationship with Chita has reportedly consisted of the two waving and blowing kisses to each other through the glass. On the surface, the interactions seem harmless. But zoo officials say that their friendship has proved detrimental to Chita's social status with the other chimpanzees.

"When Chita is constantly surrounded by visitors, the other monkeys ignore him and don't consider him part of the group, even though it's important for him," a spokesperson for the zoo told ATV. "He then sits on his own outside of visiting hours."

In an effort to promote Chita's social wellbeing, the zoo allegedly banned Timmermans from visiting him.

"I haven't got anything else. Why do they want to take that away?" she asked in her interview with ATV. "We're having an affair, I'll just say. Other dozens of visitors are allowed to make contact. Then why not me?"

The zoo explained that Chita might be too focused on Timmermans to bond with his peers.

"An animal that is too focused on people is less respected by its peers," the zoo said. "We want Chita to be a chimpanzee as much as possible."

LadBible reports that Chita has spent 30 years at the zoo. Sarah Lafaut, curator at the Antwerp Zoo explained that prior to his time at the zoo, he was someone's pet, but eventually became "unmanageable." Though he's learned chimpanzee behavior at the zoo, he still has a bond with and an interest in humans. Which, apparently, isn't unheard of.

A 2014 study conducted by Stephen Ross and Hani Freedman showed that chimpanzees that had been separated from their mothers early and raised primarily by humans showed "social deficiencies" many years later.

"Grooming is the glue that holds chimpanzee society together," Ross told Wired in 2014. "We found chimpanzees that were around humans a lot early in life tended not to do a lot of this behavior, even much later, after they learned to live with other chimpanzees. They just weren't good at maintaining these social bonds, and that was expressed by these lower rates of grooming."

Sadly, Chita may always struggle to bond with his peers. Hopefully, handlers at the zoo can help him learn to adapt to life with his fellow primates.

https://www.newsweek.com/zoo-bans-woman-having-affair-chimpanzee-seeing-him-1622129


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I blame that on gay marriage. We all knew it would come down to this. wink


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rofl

Florida has it right.

We had the largest back yard on the block. It was exactly 50 yards deep-perfect for young boys' backyard pickup football games. My backyard was the neighborhood Muni.

We'd start up a game, get right to the good part, and I'd get called in to practice. "Jim Brown" had to leave the game to become Pablo Casals. At that point, the others would continue the game right outside my window. "We ain't goin' home just because you have to practice...." Sometimes, they'd group at the window, and try to taunt me with my own football! I'd flip them some birds, and get back to work. It was all good- Once I got into the musiking, I didn't care what went on in the rest of the world, anyway.

In my original post, I mentioned that 20% of my students 'got it'- that's because they were the actual dedicated ones-future music majors and professionals. The other 80%? Hobbyists, dillitants, and 2nd-teamers. Kids who played backyard football instead of practicing. All were welcome in my studio, and each got the best I could give, without favor to any. Still, I could tell who was whom just by the way they reacted to the cartoon... or if they even noticed it at all.

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Gary Larsen (the cartoonist) must have a musical background. About 10% of his output was directly related to music... with an insight that could only come from being an insider.





I mean, whose mind works like this?


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My mind works more like this (one of my favorite Far Sides):



And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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We've all been there.. you start spending too much time with your girl, then your bros don't call you any more to hang out..

Poor Chita is living a bad country song.


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Oftentimes right after I get up I will hear a song in my head. This jingle popped up today and also a couple of days my past:



For those of you who remember it, sorry if I may have poisoned your mind for the day.

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