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This is silly, but I have to vent. Just Wednesday evening we had 2 full rolls of tp left. Now I go up there...GONE!!! It's only been 48 hours. What in the world do you women do with this stuff? I live with 3 females. One is my wife, our 10 year old, and the 2 year old. The 2 year old I'm sure isn't using it up. But the other two, man, they must be using it for toilet paper origami or something.  Women, what do you do with this stuff to make it disappear so fast?
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Maybe David Blaine teleported to your house and made it disappear.
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I've seen the same thing in my own home. It's a mystery. And if you ask them they won't tell you.
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Very simple explanation....
First reason is that when they pee they need T.P. because they have nothing to shake off.
Second...when they do the other thing they use a ton of paper as they would have a coronary if doodoo got on their hands.
They also like to line the toilet seat with T.P. before they sit on it....if your wife does this at home you may want to check your own bathroom hygiene.
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1st off How in the hell did you let your TP supply get down to two rolls  2nd Why didn't you break all land speed records running out and getting more TP when you saw you were down to two rolls? 3rd Always, and I mean ALWAYS make sure you have at least 12 double rolls of Charmin Ultra in your house at all times. *grumbling to myself* DAMN ROOKIES
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I live next city down,,CF, must be a local TP bandit !
Actually, I live with three women also so I know what you mean !
My wife though, has enough TP layed in that I coud probably last to
2020 without needing it ! Attic is full of it ! Strange indeed...
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How in the hell did you let your TP supply get down to two rolls
Yup. That's past panic time.
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Always, and I mean ALWAYS make sure you have at least 12 double rolls of Charmin Ultra in your house at all times.
The Charmin Ultra goes in your personal bathroom. Angel Soft is good enough for the guests.
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I live next city down,,CF, must be a local TP bandit !
My wife though, has enough TP layed in that I coud probably last to
2020 without needing it ! Attic is full of it ! Strange indeed...
Don't let your kids find out about that. They could make good use of it, if you know what I mean. Maybe return it to its long lost cousin, the tree.
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You know what, I wondered the same thing. Sure I know females have to use it when they pee too, but THAT much? We have 2 bathrooms and the one in our bedroom is all mine (the only room a guy can go for piece and quiet in a apartment full of females lol) and she ran out and kept using the roll I had. It was a full roll and 48 hours later it was gone. I was like "WTF do you do with it,,eat it?"  Speaking of toliet paper, you know what? Potty training your kids really sucks ass. I just wish my 3 year old could finally grip using the potty damn it  It is one of the more frustrating things I have had to deal with. One minute she has it, the 2nd were back to square one.
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Women use TP 2x more than men do. When they pee they have to wipe 
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I cant believe I am reading this.. I JUST had this problem, not 20 minutes ago.. I have my wife, and 2 boys, and had 2 rolls of ultra Thursday. Luckly I had the Pittsburgh ;post gazzet laying around.. 5 minutes of crumpling and opening and crumpling, you have TP.. Just think, in the 20's they used corn cobbs, LOL.. Hence " corn hole " saying.. 
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O, yeah, then came the ;pages out of JC Penny catalog.. Thats what came after the corn cobb.. Then, JC Penny changed to the glossy pages, simply because people were using it as TP, and not reading it.. So they thought, UMMM, the glossy wont absorb, so they changed it.. Pretty smart..
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Get your arse to Costco. Its awesome pushing your cart around the store with two large 48 roll packs in your cart. Get some free food samples too. Win Win.
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AHH I spoil my guests 
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I say the same thing all the time to my wife. She's the only one besides me using the TP, and the stuff will be gone within 2 days of use. I've seen her roll up a quarter of a roll around her hand to wipe herself. Is that neccessary? 
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1st off How in the hell did you let your TP supply get down to two rolls
2nd Why didn't you break all land speed records running out and getting more TP when you saw you were down to two rolls?
3rd Always, and I mean ALWAYS make sure you have at least 12 double rolls of Charmin Ultra in your house at all times.
*grumbling to myself* DAMN ROOKIES
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See usually when I go to McDonalds or some other fast food place, I save the napkins for such emergencies. I must have let my guard down. The tp was gone and so were the napkins! Oh the horror! I have learned now that I MUST have 6 rolls on tap and ready at all times. Hell, I welcome some teenagers to tp my house. I'll pull it off my trees and store it.
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The tp was gone and so were the napkins!
So did you end up using the cat?
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I have no cats. I hate cats. They are pure evil! 
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So, these are the kinds of topics I've been missing huh?
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So, these are the kinds of topics I've been missing huh?
I was just thinking the same thing myself.
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Courtesy of Rodney Carrington:
"I'm sitting on the toilet in a house that I dont' know. Looking all around me. Where'd the toilet paper go? Feeling real uneasy, I'm feeling real uncertain. 'Cause I gotta wipe my butt again, with a shower curtain. It's those little things like that that p!$$ me off!"
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Very simple explanation....
First reason is that when they pee they need T.P. because they have nothing to shake off.
Second...when they do the other thing they use a ton of paper as they would have a coronary if doodoo got on their hands.
They also like to line the toilet seat with T.P. before they sit on it....if your wife does this at home you may want to check your own bathroom hygiene.
Ralphie has it right, but there was one thing that he forgot.
I'll leave it to you guys to figure out what it is.
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UMMM They went to the bathroom after me 
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Very simple explanation....
First reason is that when they pee they need T.P. because they have nothing to shake off.
Second...when they do the other thing they use a ton of paper as they would have a coronary if doodoo got on their hands.
They also like to line the toilet seat with T.P. before they sit on it....if your wife does this at home you may want to check your own bathroom hygiene.
Ralphie has it right, but there was one thing that he forgot.
I'll leave it to you guys to figure out what it is.
Bra stuffing?
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Bra stuffing?
No, but that's not a bad idea.
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Visits from your little friend
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Oh No! Let's not get into that discussion ...pleeeaaasseee!
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Oh put a cork in it will ya.
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I love it GM. Won't this do if you tear off the arms and legs?  Kinda resembles it doesn't it? And I don't mean a cork, I mean the only thing a man fears to buy in a store.
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JC- maybe it is the type of toilet paper you use. May I recommend Scotts...you get 1000 sheets per roll!! I love that stuff! I use a lot of TP...don't know why but I do and so does my boyfriend (HEHE, I love you dear...and there aint no bugs on me), and it takes me and my boyfriend FOREVER to run out of Scotts!!!!!!! My whole family uses it...especially my dad because he goes poopie a lot and uses A LOT of toilet paper. Anyway, also remember that when a girl goes to the bathroom, she uses toilet paper to do something...jeez! Maybe your wife and daughter like to make sure it's all good and dandy! 
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Scott tissue. Isn't that equal to 80 grit? Or because it's so thin they can put 1000 sheets on there. Or both. You're a newbie, how dare you enter my poo-poo discussion!
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Scotts is the best...what do you use? You do realize Scotts came out with an "extra soft" tissue for the whiners out there...hehe. I am an expert on POO POO discussions...
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Scotts is the best...what do you use? You do realize Scotts came out with an "extra soft" tissue for the whiners out there...hehe. I am an expert on POO POO discussions...
Your still a DAMN ROOKIE ULTRA CHARMAN DOUBLE ROLES is the only way to go. Trust the expert
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Isn't Charman the commercial where the guy squeezes the tp? That is a classic. I myself buy Angel Soft. $1.19 a four pack. No newbie, you cannot respond to this! GM is the prez of the arse discussions. You must get his permission to reply again. Look at the rules of the board. I'm serious. 
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Make frequent trips to your restaurant of choice that stocks toilet paper to go!
If it is a greasy spoon joint make sure they don't use the cheapest types of TP.....you know the kind that still exposes slivers of wood in the rolls!
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