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US Woman Earns Over S$60K Weekly From Selling Fart Jars

To that person who chooses to let one out before alighting the train, you may want to consider a change in career after reading this article.

A woman in the US reportedly earns over S$60,000 weekly for selling her farts in jars.

Stephanie Matto, a former reality TV star turned TikTok celebrity is raking in thousands of dollars selling her fart jars to anyone willing to part with S$1,300.

However, after experiencing chest pains, she admitted herself to the hospital.

Fearing the worst, she found out that her change of diet and unconventional career has got her producing excess gas.

Doctors later advised her to stay off the baked beans and eggs while also taking gas suppressant medication.

Hospitalised for excessive gas

According to The New York Post, Ms Matto admitted herself to the hospital after experiencing chest pains.

Fearing that they were symptoms of heart attack, she underwent several tests to identify the root of her problems.

However, she was told that the pain was a result of excess gas produced by her diet of baked beans and eggs.

The doctors essentially ended her career as a fart-repreneur and advised that she change her diet and take the proper medication.

Fart jars cost up to S$1,300 each

The sale of her fart jars started in Nov 2021, with each of them costing around S$1,300.

At the peak of her business, she had to reportedly squeeze out 50 jars worth of farts in a week, claimed The New York Post.

She also shared that she would often change her diet to change the smell of her farts.

Money to be made if there is demand

While lucrative, her career was bound to come to an end as it was ultimately chipping away at her health.

While we can’t knock her hustle, this story is proof that if there’s a demand for it, there will always be someone willing to pay.

So, if you know someone who can’t seemingly stop farting, share this article with them. Who knows, this may be the career change they might be looking for.

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I won't call you out by name but you know who you are. A lucrative career may be waiting for you.

That stinks !

So, you just shelled out $1300 for a womans fart jar, what do you do when it arrives?

A. Stick if on the shelf and look at it?

B. Open it and give it a sniff?

yo why cant we sell our own farts online? damn man the creativity people have making money.

i aint even mad at her. im mad at the weirdos buying it.

I'm going to be a millionaire.

I almost said that, but upon thinking about it, I don't think the 2nd person to come out with pet rocks sold many.

I said pretty much the same thing about pet rocks and the guy sold millions of them.

A fool and his money are soon parted...

Stick it on the shelf and wait for the curious one to open it !! lmao !!!

This is the topic that prompted me to go to feedback forum and ask for an ignore topic button. But, that doesn't exist so here it is on the top of the list, So, I was listening to some overseas group...
and one of them said pretty much, " The US is massive, it's huge, and there are so many people, that whatever strange thing you can think of, that in the US, there's a group a whole group dedicated to just that thing, in the US."

(I was going to say punish your dog)
I heard that, if you have a dog, from one of these veterinarian television shows, that, when you have time with your dog, that a game they enjoy but few people do is,
teach the dog to smell something, and then search for the smell, (I thought, like maybe a strawberry, or something leather like a ball glove, anything with a distinct smell)
and then hide it in another room, and have the dog search and find it, dogs like it), now, this topic would just ruin your dogs nose.

A lot of people have an elf on the shelf. Why not a fart on the shelf?

Or "A Fart in Place Of Art"?

You could put it on a shelf just below your Big Mouth Billy Bass.



Then you could have a fart with your art. Anyone who thinks putting a fart in a jar on their mantle would have to consider Big Mouth Billy Bass art.

With a Pet Rock on one site and a Chia-Pet on the other.

That would round out the motif quite well.

$1300 for her to fart in a jar for you. And she apparently sells a lot of them. I knew there was a weird niche for used (worn for days) women's underwear fetish; but snorting jarred farts is a new one to me.

She can open a fart gallery to display her creations. Other fartists may follow suit. Maybe a starving fartist movement will ensue. (no pun intended). We could have annual awards, with various categories such as SBD, Wet, Smooth, Sulphorous, etc.

OMG !! you guys are CRACKING me up ! LMAO !!!! feel like i'm on laughing gas !!!

"...and this year's annual 'Ultimate Gassy' goes to..."
[pregnant pause, while the envelope is opened]

... "Hydrogeny Hindenburg... for 'Sheer Volume of Eruption'...."

-and the crowd goes wild-

I think the pun WAS in fact intended.

STARVING fartist struggle to produce gas. We should start a GoFundMe for them.