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Dateline Washington D.C.
Late Thursday there were multiple reports coming out that Donald Trump had gone missing. Even a missing person report by Melania Trump from her location at Mar-a-Lago was received. Although Melania had a tone of relief in her voice. The C.I.A., FBI and other intelligence agencies were deployed to locate Trump even though Trump claims you shouldn't believe what they find.
Trump was found safe this afternoon. He could not comment because he was located in a cryogenic chamber. When the White House was asked for comments they said it was nothing more than an increased effort to freeze Russian assets.
More updates to come as this story unfolds.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
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That’s funny. I hope some can see the humor in it. Many will not.
Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown
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And in breaking news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
If everybody had like minds, we would never learn. GM Strong ![[Linked Image]](http://www.dawgtalkers.net/uploads/small-gator-chomp.gif)
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In other news.....
Ukrainian doctors report that not a single case of bone spurs has been reported since the beginning of the war against Russia.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
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