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AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

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Some people are just as sharp as marbles.

a million dollar bill?!?!?!

Draw me up one of those! I could use one!

The Million Dollar Bill...who's on it? Bill Gates? What a maroon

half a bubble of from being plumb as my friend says.

What?!?!?!?!

So you mean mine isn't any good either?

Once again, real life imitating the Simpsons.

Anyone else remember the episode where the US Government printed a one trillion dollar bill, which Mr. Burns stole?

Maybe this guy figured that trying to get change for a trillion dollar bill would be really noticeable, so he set a much more realistic goal and went for a petty million.

Oh my, Only in America

LMAO!! A million dollar bill...

Oh lord, so when Ed McMahon showed up and handed me that $1million dollar bill, I shouldn't have written him a check for the Luxury tax I owed on it?

I may need help