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If i had designed the meme, I would have made each successive picture a little more blurred....


just sayin'-


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I use to say I will keep it to five beers.

Of course this was my beer mug

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It did indeed hold 60 ounces.


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We'd all be better off without alcohol altogether. because the alcohol is the process of decaying death, decaying provides the altered state of awareness, but it really is because of all the bad things that happen in non sober drunken times and their conse@uences.
the decaying dead yeast in the alcohol, I mean.

But as Daffy Duck said in the treasure and greed genie lamp cartoon, "conse@uences schmonse@uences as long as I'm rich."


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Originally Posted by THROW LONG
We'd all be better off without alcohol altogether. because the alcohol is the process of decaying death, decaying provides the altered state of awareness, but it really is because of all the bad things that happen in non sober drunken times and their conse@uences.
the decaying dead yeast in the alcohol, I mean.

But as Daffy Duck said in the treasure and greed genie lamp cartoon, "conse@uences schmonse@uences as long as I'm rich."

Speaking of decaying death, being a Browns fan has taken a bigger toll on my life and brought much less enjoyment than alcohol has.


And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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Tackles are tackles.
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I am clearly not a professional at this, but...is wood the best choice for a fireplace...? 👀


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No, it's fine. I put several layers of oil-based stain on it.

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I'll bet it's heat efficient. For a little while, anyway.


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Insider's tip: check under the dog house at the back of the Cunningham's Milwaukee property.

I mean, think of it: 'Mr.C' builds a mansion-sized dog house for a pet that was owned by.... Arthur Fonzarelli?

What lies beneath that dog house footprint?
Why is a dog house foundation a 3 ft-deep slab of poured concrete?
Why did it take 5 union contractor teams to complete this 'backyard project?'
What did America's Boy, 'Chuck C' learn/know, just before he disappeared?
Why is Howard "Mr. C" Cunningham so tight-lipped about the details of his son's disappearance/absence?
What did Da Fonz have on old Howard?
...and why was 'Made' Marion so enamored of this clichéd 50's greaser?

The answers to these questions (and so many more) will be revealed in Clemdawg's new True Crime podcast:
"Not So Happy Days: The Truth Behind The Mysterious Disappearance of Charles Cunningham, and the ABC Network Cover-up."

10 episodes.
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Chuck was The Golden Boy...
...then Chuck was- gone.
"Chucked-" for no apparent good reason.

-or is there a story we haven't yet heard?

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"too many notes, not enough music-"
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I think he just donned a tuque and some glasses and changed his name to Waldo.


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j/c:

Scared Child Asks Mother To Check Under The Bed For Madonna

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Another reason to admire alcohol and give some props to its reliability. You can count on booze to do its job every time; the Browns, not nearly as dependable. Had an argument with a guy about whether we could even have Browns fans without beer. Went on for quite awhile; we gave up and ordered another pitcher so we were all "fanned up."


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Debbie, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Bill, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Bill and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. Bill, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Bill quietly parked his pickup in front of Debbie’s house…………. and left it there all night.

You gotta love Bill!


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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed: Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck


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Let this sink in..... On 12-31-23 it be will 123123.
On the flip side, you can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish.


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A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.”

The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors… I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.”

God said, “Say no more.” Instantly, the cat had a HUGE fluffy pillow.

A few days later, 12 mice were simultaneously killed in an accident and they all went up to Heaven together. God met the mice at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, with the exact same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, “Well, we have had to run all of our lives… from cats, dogs, and even from people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller-skates, we would never have to run again.”

God answered, “It is done.” All the mice had beautiful little roller-skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat… He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, “Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?”

The cat replied, “Oh, everything is just WONDERFUL… I’ve never been so happy in my life! My pillow is always fluffy and those little “Meals-on-Wheels” that You have been sending over are delicious.”


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Wife Doesn’t Like Tone Of Husband’s 'Ok' Text Reply

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