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Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2021284 07/28/23 02:59 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2021297 07/28/23 04:08 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! FATE Legend FATE Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2021343 07/29/23 10:52 AM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,404 Ooberville D dawglover05 Legend dawglover05 Legend D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,404 Ooberville Okay that was pretty good. Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2021545 07/31/23 11:08 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! FATE Legend FATE Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2021558 08/01/23 09:02 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! FATE Legend FATE Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2021867 08/03/23 05:27 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022185 08/05/23 11:26 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 PerfectSpiral Legend PerfectSpiral Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 Last edited by PerfectSpiral; 08/05/23 11:27 AM. "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022371 08/07/23 01:38 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. After months of studies and being focused on the actual message the trump campaign wished to drive home to their voters, their 2024 focus group conducted by the Trump campaigns anti-think tank decided that two very similar versions of the same song would be considered. At the present time they're leaning more towards the more redneck representation done by Jerry Reed but would certainly appreciate any input you may have on helping to break the stalemate.... Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022387 08/08/23 07:52 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022414 08/08/23 04:03 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022425 08/09/23 07:07 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 52,470 The Land Swish Legend Swish Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 52,470 The Land Speaking of a Political joke: 'He Hates America': Trump Slammed For Admitting He'd 'Prefer' To Live Overseas https://www.yahoo.com/news/hates-america-trump-slammed-admitting-071531117.html I get everyday Americans saying this in anger, but somebody trying to run the country? Nah bro. “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” - Theodore Roosevelt

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022467 08/09/23 02:11 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. "Thanks for taking my call Mr. Lottery commissioner. Now I just need for you to find me those six numbers I need to collect the jackpot because we both know I won." - Donald trump Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022594 08/10/23 01:48 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2022617 08/10/23 03:50 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 34,537 O OCD Legend OCD Legend O Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 34,537 Well if BB said it, it must be true.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023045 08/14/23 10:42 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! FATE Legend FATE Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023046 08/14/23 10:45 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! FATE Legend FATE Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023260 08/16/23 01:59 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. RICO Suave. And Mexico didn't pay for it. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023321 08/17/23 09:43 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,539 M mgh888 Legend mgh888 Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,539 Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie Well hot damn. Babylon Bee finally made a funny joke. The more things change the more they stay the same.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023370 08/17/23 03:21 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. SCIENTIFIC FACT; A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's ass than a human does from watching FOX News. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023381 08/17/23 06:14 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! FATE Legend FATE Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023385 08/17/23 06:35 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 PerfectSpiral Legend PerfectSpiral Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023625 08/18/23 12:24 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023627 08/18/23 12:32 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 PerfectSpiral Legend PerfectSpiral Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023660 08/18/23 03:48 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. Outdated by a couple of indictments, but still.... Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023661 08/18/23 04:00 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. In late breaking national news! The Republican party has organized a group of states that have agreed to unite and secede from the United States. After self appointing a new government body until elections can be held, they have named their new nation Dumbfukistan. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023706 08/19/23 06:55 AM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,319 ohio GMdawg Legend GMdawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 27,319 ohio Here is one I put on my facebook the other day. While on vacation in Berlin Ohio the last several days we noticed the Amish everywhere. In buggies, on bikes, in stores,and at restaurants, so you can imagine my surprise when I saw a government survey that said there are no Amish people in Ohio. Rubbing my eyes in disbelieve I wondered how that could be. Upon further review I noticed they did a online survey. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023783 08/20/23 01:34 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 PitDAWG #2023790 08/20/23 04:53 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 PerfectSpiral Legend PerfectSpiral Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 Lol "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023980 08/23/23 03:28 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 14,322 Euclid, Ohio 3rd_and_20 Legend 3rd_and_20 Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 14,322 Euclid, Ohio Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-a...-of-freedom-for-saving-water-during-fire

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2023983 08/23/23 03:45 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,806 Charlotte Jester Hall of Famer Jester Hall of Famer Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,806 Charlotte My zombie apocalypse plan: Buy all the zombies tickets to the republican/democratic national convention. Zombies eat brains. They would all starve! Am I perfect? No Am I trying to be a better person? Also no

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 Jester #2023992 08/23/23 04:38 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,404 Ooberville D dawglover05 Legend dawglover05 Legend D Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 11,404 Ooberville And then the candidates would pick the zombies' pockets after they re-die. Blue ostriches on crack float on milkshakes between the sidewalk titans of gurglefitz. --YTown #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2024056 08/24/23 09:25 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2024081 08/24/23 12:12 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 PerfectSpiral Legend PerfectSpiral Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15,933 Last edited by PerfectSpiral; 08/24/23 12:13 PM. "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 PerfectSpiral #2024085 08/24/23 12:20 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! FATE Legend FATE Legend Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 13,301 Champion, OH! I like that one chick's evil smile -- she will be the one to bust them all out of prison. HERE WE GO BROWNIES! HERE WE GO!!

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2024097 08/24/23 01:25 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2024443 08/26/23 12:29 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. P PitDAWG Legend PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 74,777 Smyrna, TN. You might be a dumb ass if you bought a mug from prisoner #1135809 that says "No Surrender" on it after he has just surrendered four times. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 PitDAWG #2024669 08/26/23 05:46 PM Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 2,129 florida H hitt Dawg Talker hitt Dawg Talker H Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 2,129 florida JMHO, you are a real dumb a.., if you've sent a dime to the Donald, bought a Donald action figure or collector card, bought any MAGA stuff. All of it will be in the trash within seconds once he's in jail.....about as valuable a Billy beer, remember when. "You've never lived till you've almost died, life has a flavor the protected will never know" A vet or cop

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2024961 08/28/23 03:31 PM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2025013 08/28/23 08:04 PM Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 15,077 2 bubbles off of plumb Clemdawg Legend Clemdawg Legend Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 15,077 2 bubbles off of plumb Colbert's team used to do this with Michael Bloomberg, too. Always good for chuckle. "too many notes, not enough music-" #GMStong

Re: Political Jokes Pt. 2 MemphisBrownie #2025056 08/29/23 11:13 AM Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie M MemphisBrownie OP Legend OP MemphisBrownie Legend M Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 18,990 Southern Shores of Lake Erie At DT, context and meaning are a scarecrow kicking at moving goalposts.

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