Dateline North Pole. Statement from Santa dated 12/9/23
"I would just like to make it clear that if your family Christmas card has a photo of your entire family holding firearms my old ass isn't going to risk coming down your fireplace."- Santa
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
Oh brother… another GOPer who will post every little POS they can find to hit Biden for gaffs and make him look old while totally ignoring Trump’s gaffs and fascist would-be dictator comments.
Trump lies, gaffs, and criminality must be concealed inside some kind of brainwave transmitter that GOPers can’t perceive… Especially when the entire world outside of GOPertopia can see it plainly.
“I know you are but what am I?”… Jim, I bet you are a sniveler. I bet you sniveled for months after Trump got his ass handed to him. Embacce it, there is more coming your way.
“I know you are but what am I?”… Jim, I bet you are a sniveler. I bet you sniveled for months after Trump got his ass handed to him. Embacce it, there is more coming your way.
More beat down down by the Biden’s. It’s so hard to handle by those wanting a Nazi state.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
Ever notice how GOPers are shook by strong intelligent independent women? They either have serious momma issues, fail at manhood, or they just don’t get the whole women are not property thing… No matter the cause, it’s disgusting.
...based on the available information about the president's health and mental fitness, he might be what is known as a "superager," a subgroup of the elderly who retain the acuity of people decades younger well into their 80s.
"The geriatricians evaluating Biden's medical history in 2020 found evidence to suggest he could be a 'superager' — a subgroup of people aged 80 years and older that operate physically and cognitively at a level that is common among those much younger," the piece said. "There is no clinical evidence for cognitive decline in President Biden".
While a Trump supporter was doing covert surveillance on his liberal neighbor with camera in hand and an AR-15 over his shoulder. You have to keep an eye on those damned communists ya know.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
Babylon Bee is putting out circle smirk material for GOPers now. Anything taking a shot at leftwing politics is funny af even when it’s not funny at all. Coded white supremacists ish.
Actually, the progression from arms wide open to "get out of my city!" is funny as hell.
Even for people that aren't white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists (not that I would know).
That's a lot like saying "But I have black friends."
You're reading it wrong. "Not that I would know" is saying I am a white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists... you know, because I've agreed with Trump more than once.
So science and the government says we should prepare for a blizzard? That extreme cold temperatures are coming? So I guess anyone saying it's going to be sunny and 70 degrees must be canceled then? That their opinions don't count? People need to remember that there's a lot of money involved in the shovel and salt industry so maybe we should be doing our own meteorology.
Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.
Actually, the progression from arms wide open to "get out of my city!" is funny as hell.
Even for people that aren't white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists (not that I would know).
That's a lot like saying "But I have black friends."
You're reading it wrong. "Not that I would know" is saying I am a white-supremacist-nazi-insurrectionists... you know, because I've agreed with Trump more than once.
Now that you’ve admitted it, as long as you never hold office and swear to be good, we might let you sit with the cool kids again.
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