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Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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What a great cover.
What a hateful old hag.


"too many notes, not enough music-"

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Got a chuckle from this one. Reminds me of my sister-in-law in South Carolina.






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Here's one more....

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can pick your ears, and you can pick your ass. But you can't pick your family.


Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach.

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"She needs to put down that fork. Girl been spreadin' out like butter on a hot plate."


"too many notes, not enough music-"

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This should fit nicely here.....






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Not goofy and/or immortal. Just good stuff. Living in a fairly wooded development and fairly close to Punderson I've seen 3 Bald Eagles and/or 1 Bald Eagle 3 times in my lifetime.

Best to watch on YouTube. For the life of me I can't figure out how to present the whole screen






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Happy 420 Day Y'all.....






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Alec Baldwin Now Only Allowed To Hold Out His Finger As A Gun In Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/alec-baldwin-now-only-allowed-to-hold-out-his-finger-as-a-gun-in-movies

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Not goofy and/or immortal.....

Just good stuff.....






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"too many notes, not enough music-"

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And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
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Thieves made off with 200 sneakers worth over $13,000 — but they were all just for the right foot: report
By Huileng Tan, 1 day ago
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Three thieves in Peru stole 200 shoes only meant for the right foot.
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Three people broke into a shoe shop in the city of Huancayo in central Peru on Sunday.
They made off with 200 sneakers — but they were all for the right foot, per Peruvian newspaper El Comercio.
The heist was worth 50,000 Peruvian Soles, or $13,400, the local outlet reported.
Three people in Peru have been caught on the wrong foot after a shoe shop robbery went wrong.

Unidentified persons broke into a shoe shop in the central Peruvian city of Huancayo on Sunday and made off with 200 sneakers — but they were all for the right foot, various media outlets including the BBC reported Thursday .

The heist is worth a total of 50,000 Peruvian Soles, or $13,400, Peruvian newspaper El Comercio reported Tuesday, citing another local outlet Diario Correo. The BBC reports these estimates came from the owner of the unnamed shoe shop.

Footage from the shop's security camera captured the crime, El Comercio reported. It showed the thieves breaking the padlock on their third attempt at 3.30 a.m. on Sunday and making off with boxes of shoes on a tricycle. The heist included sneakers from well-known global brands.

"We have gathered evidence at the scene. The unusual thing about this robbery is that shoes from only the right foot have been stolen" local police chief Eduan Díaz told Peruvian media, according to the BBC.

"With the footage and the fingerprints, we will be able to locate those individuals," he added.

A Tuesday tweet from El Comercio showed a photo of the messy shoe shop following the crime. The post has been viewed nearly 86,000 times so far.

Huancayo law enforcement authorities are investigating the crime, per El Comercio.





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Seinfeld..........The Pick






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Rodney Dangerfield

Goofy and Immortal. Always loved when he was on the Johnny Carson show.






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He was a genius. Simple stuff, but hilarious.


Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Colorado DUI suspect tried to switch seats with his dog during traffic stop, police say

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In an effort to avoid arrest during a traffic stop over the weekend, a Colorado man behind the wheel swapped places with a dog in his passenger seat, police said.

It did not work.

Police in Springfield, a town of about 1,300 people in the southeastern part of the state, said an officer pulled the man over for speeding Saturday night and watched him maneuvering inside the car before eventually getting out on the passenger side.

"The male party showed clear signs of intoxication," an officer with Springfield Police Department wrote in a Facebook post about the incident.

Police said the man claimed he was not driving, and when asked about his alcohol consumption, he ran.

The man made it 20 yards before he was taken into custody, according to police.

Police said they also learned the man, a local resident, was driving from Las Animas to Pueblo and got lost in Springfield.

The driver was taken to a hospital to be checked out, then arrested on suspicion of charges including speeding, driving under the influence of alcohol as well as on additional warrants.

"The dog was given to an acquaintance of the driver to take care of while the party was in jail," police wrote in the post. "The dog does not face any charges and was let go with just a warning."


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FINALLY!!! nanner

Been waiting to read this book for about 1 century, give or take.

New Bedford
Library book that was nearly 120 years overdue finally returned
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Book checked out almost 120 years ago returned to New Bedford library 00:41
NEW BEDFORD - A library book from New Bedford that was checked out nearly 120 years ago was found in West Virginia and returned.

The rare books curator at West Virginia University recently found a book about electricity in their donations. It's called "An Elementary Treatise on Electricity" by James Clerk Maxwell. The slip inside showed it was checked out from the New Bedford Library and due back in December 1903.

"It's never too late to return an overdue library book!" the library posted to Facebook.

As for a late fee, it was capped at just $2.





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So true! I still have just the bike.


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I'd feel safer in a Kroger parking lot with this driver than most humans I encounter-


"too many notes, not enough music-"

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