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Okay that was pretty good.


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After months of studies and being focused on the actual message the trump campaign wished to drive home to their voters, their 2024 focus group conducted by the Trump campaigns anti-think tank decided that two very similar versions of the same song would be considered. At the present time they're leaning more towards the more redneck representation done by Jerry Reed but would certainly appreciate any input you may have on helping to break the stalemate....





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Speaking of a Political joke:

'He Hates America': Trump Slammed For Admitting He'd 'Prefer' To Live Overseas

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hates-america-trump-slammed-admitting-071531117.html

I get everyday Americans saying this in anger, but somebody trying to run the country? Nah bro.


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"Thanks for taking my call Mr. Lottery commissioner. Now I just need for you to find me those six numbers I need to collect the jackpot because we both know I won." - Donald trump


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Well if BB said it, it must be true.


Your feelings and opinions do not add up to facts.
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RICO Suave. And Mexico didn't pay for it.



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Originally Posted by MemphisBrownie

Well hot damn. Babylon Bee finally made a funny joke.


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SCIENTIFIC FACT; A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's ass than a human does from watching FOX News.


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Outdated by a couple of indictments, but still....



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In late breaking national news! The Republican party has organized a group of states that have agreed to unite and secede from the United States. After self appointing a new government body until elections can be held, they have named their new nation Dumbfukistan.


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Here is one I put on my facebook the other day.

While on vacation in Berlin Ohio the last several days we noticed the Amish everywhere. In buggies, on bikes, in stores,and at restaurants, so you can imagine my surprise when I saw a government survey that said there are no Amish people in Ohio. Rubbing my eyes in disbelieve I wondered how that could be. Upon further review I noticed they did a online survey.


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Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire

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My zombie apocalypse plan:

Buy all the zombies tickets to the republican/democratic national convention.
Zombies eat brains. They would all starve!


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And then the candidates would pick the zombies' pockets after they re-die.


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I like that one chick's evil smile -- she will be the one to bust them all out of prison.


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You might be a dumb ass if you bought a mug from prisoner #1135809 that says "No Surrender" on it after he has just surrendered four times.


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JMHO, you are a real dumb a.., if you've sent a dime to the Donald, bought a Donald action figure or collector card, bought any MAGA stuff. All of it will be in the trash within seconds once he's in jail.....about as valuable a Billy beer, remember when.


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Colbert's team used to do this with Michael Bloomberg, too.
Always good for chuckle.


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