So I guess this guy doesn't get it...
Derek Anderson: From humble beginnings to budding star
By Greg Garber
ESPN.com
Updated: December 27, 2007
BEREA, Ohio -- Derek Anderson, all 6-foot-6 of him, walked into the Cleveland Browns' television studio a few weeks ago wearing one of those "Fargo"-esque, fur-lined aviator hats, the kind with the big ear flaps. Browns communication manager Amy Palcic -- just this side of mortified -- groaned.
Anderson, who also had a bit of a beard going, bears a striking resemblance to -- and there is no way around this -- the cartoon character Goofy. This is the single word that comes up most often when folks discuss the Browns' transcendent quarterback.
"If you're going to name a Disney character after him," said wide receiver Joe Jurevicius, "it's definitely Goofy."
And Anderson not only looks the part, it's his world view.
"I just try to keep it loose," Anderson said. "If you get tight then you start second-guessing things. I've realized that I play better when I play loose."
Said Browns general manager Phil Savage: "The tighter the game gets, the looser he is. That's a great quality to have."
Before the 2007 season there wasn't much empirical evidence that Anderson was such a cool customer. He had played in only five games in three NFL seasons and seemed destined to sit behind Charlie Frye and first-round draft choice Brady Quinn.
Guess again.
Anderson, who came on in relief of Frye in the opener against Pittsburgh, started the next week versus the Bengals -- and promptly threw five consecutive incomplete passes. The Cleveland crowd booed lustily and called for Quinn. Completing 20 of his 28 remaining passes, Anderson won the fans over, throwing for 328 yards and leading the Browns to a manic 51-45 victory.
Despite his dreadful performance in Week 16, when he threw four interceptions in a 19-14 loss to the Bengals, Anderson remains in the fans' good graces. He's 9-5 as the starter, and the Browns have a legitimate chance to make the playoffs, something that has happened only once in the past dozen seasons. Anderson, improbably, has thrown for 28 touchdowns -- good enough for fifth in the NFL and two touchdowns better than Green Bay's venerable Brett Favre.
Favre has produced a stirring comeback, but he is a first-ballot Hall of Fame player. Considering where he was and what he's achieved, Anderson might be the biggest (positive) surprise in this cathartic NFL season. A sixth-round draft choice in 2005 who was waived by the Ravens -- think they could use a quarterback? -- has the Browns on pace to break their all-time scoring record.
It all goes back to where Anderson comes from: Scappoose, Ore.
"The community has always been supportive, and kind of just laid-back, too," Anderson said. "[That's] just how I am. It's a little bit of a spitting image."
Browns head coach Romeo Crennel, observing Anderson's casual dress and standard-equipment flip-flops, called him a "hippie."
"Interesting," Anderson said. "No," he added, smiling. "I don't partake in those activities."
Scappoose is a town of fewer than 6,000, about 25 miles outside of Portland. It was discovered by the Chinook Indians, who named it for its gravelly plains overlooking the Columbia River.
"If you go to the Varsity Bar and Grill and eat dinner, you're going to see everybody there that you know," said Anderson's father, Glenn. "It's just good country living."
"I was his elementary P.E. teacher," said Sean McNabb, the varsity football coach at Scappoose High School, which won a state title when Anderson was a senior. "I got a fortunate opportunity to watch him grow into the man he is today."
Said Sara Jean Underwood, a childhood friend: "It's just a little highway town, very close-knit. Derek was a grade older than me. He started dating one of my good friends, Lisa, who he ended up marrying."
There must be something in the water in Scappoose, because in the span of one year in the mid-'80s it produced an NFL quarterback and Underwood -- the 2007 Playboy Playmate of the Year. What are the odds of that?
When Underwood got her first big break, she was featured on the Oct. 2005 cover of Playboy wearing what appeared to be an Oregon State football jersey, a tribute to her fellow Beaver, Anderson. He wore No. 14 in Corvallis, but magazine officials didn't think Underwood could pull off double digits, so she went with No. 7 -- which was literally painted on, in memorable fashion.
If you saw the Monday night game between Minnesota and Chicago (Week 15), you know that premium quarterbacks are tough to find in the NFL. The Browns suddenly find themselves with two legitimate starters in Anderson and Quinn. Savage said last month he is leaning toward giving Anderson the highest contract tender after the season. That would constitute a raise from Anderson's current NFL minimum of $435,000 to $2.562 million. It would also guarantee the Browns first- and third-round draft choices if franchises like the Dolphins, Falcons or Panthers offered Anderson a long-term contract.
Anderson's success this year puts Cleveland in an intriguing predicament. For the short term, the Browns could well keep both quarterbacks, since Quinn is guaranteed less than $8 million of the five-year, $20 million contract he signed.
Before the season, Underwood clearly had a higher profile than her childhood friend, but n ow who is the more famous Scappoosian?
"I don't think that I'm famous, so I have to say Derek," Underwood said. "It's a lot of work trying to look good, but Derek, to me, is the real star."
A recent Google search for "Derek Anderson" and "Sara Underwood" came back in favor of the quarterback, 555,000 links to 269,000.
Anderson, on the other hand, thinks Underwood is more famous.
"Nobody," he said, laughing, "wants to look at me in that magazine."
Greg Garber is a senior writer for ESPN.com.
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