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Do sluts float in water though? I would think they'd take on too much water with that big gaping ... oh nevermind. 
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At least you knew where I was going with that... where's atomic when I need her.. 
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Are you calling Atomic a slut??? 
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Some of my best friends are sluts.
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Really, do they like guys?? or are the vegetarians??
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Relax, Jules is kidding.. she doesn't have any friends.
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Relax, Jules is kidding.. she doesn't have any friends.
how could that be??
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No, my slut friends come in all varieties.
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how could that be??
Funny how I think the same thing about you. LOL. At least we aren't in-laws and have to hang out together.
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how could that be??
Funny how I think the same thing about you. LOL. At least we aren't in-laws and have to hang out together.
You think the same what about me?? I am not even the one who said you dont have any friends, actually I didnt say anythng bad about you at all.
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 That was pretty good.
Eat it Phil...
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j/c Link Sometimes lawyers only write what their clients tell them to write. Sometimes. Other times they tend to get a little carried away with the rhetoric. Exhibit A: This legal letter delivered to the ENQUIRER from lawyers representing Jamie Lynn Spears after the ENQUIRER began investigating a story that Britney's little sis was pregnant. The ENQUIRER eventually published a page one story under the headline: "Britney's 16-year-old sister's pregnancy bombshell." Now, in light of Jamie's confirmation that she's pregnant, her lawyer's letter of a few months ago is particularly amusing. How far do stars go to cover up their scandals? Well, in hindsight we're absolutely sure their lawyers are sorry they wrote this line: "Ms. Spears is also a devout Christian with a spotless reputation who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith." The fact that Ms. Spears is pregnant at 16 does nothing to tarnish her spotless reputation, we are sure but we'll never be able to watch Zoey 101 the same way ever again! Letter
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Slut says...Oh! Yes! Oh! Yes!
Whore say's...Faster! Faster!
Wife say's...Yellow! I think we should paint the ceiling yellow
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Also people are using words like Slut & whore...like it's a bad thing..... In high school and beyond, I've always thanked god for them.....
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That was pretty good.
Not if you are one of her friends who she is calling a slut.
Nah, our slut friends will be the first to admit what they are. 
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Funny how I think the same thing about you. LOL. At least we aren't in-laws and have to hang out together.
You think the same what about me?? I am not even the one who said you dont have any friends, actually I didnt say anythng bad about you at all.
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Not if you are one of her friends who she is calling a slut.
That went way over your head.
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Nah, our slut friends will be the first to admit what they are.
Who me??? 
I'm no slut...just a bich! 
Oh wait, that assumes that I am actually a friend.... 
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You are one of our cheater friends not slut friends. Get it right. 
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Oops! Sorry... 
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it just keeps getting funnier and funnier doesn't it DC
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Jamie Lynn & her sister should be able to bounce back from this. I understand they will be having "Dancing with the Stars: Trailerpark Edition" so they should be able to find work...
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are you sure, because I thought it was "survivor, Trailer park edition" I suppose I could be wrong
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But, realistically, we're living with two sluts and a homo.
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That's a good one. POST EDITED BE-CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE TO QUOTE THE ENTIRE POST TO MAKE A ONE LINE RESPONSE.
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I always liked that joke. 
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