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This was pretty good. I'm not gonna post the image because it's probably too large in size to post here, but just click on the link to view:

https://imgur.com/a/QYGxyF0

I don’t like the knock on Swift, but that is pretty damn funny.

For those of us that remember....

Years ago...

Loved this guy when he was on the Johnny Carson Show.....

Top 100 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

If football coaches were honest:

At first I thought he was saying "Monkey never craps". But then I knew that couldn't be right.

Thats what I thought too. Had to watch it like 3 times

I'm sure many of you aren't old enough to remember those old Euell Gibbons Grape Nuts commercials. He would say things like, "Have you ever ate a pine tree? Some parts are edible you know." Here is a parody of such a commercial from days of long ago. I thought our older posters may get a kick out of it.....

For those of us old enough to remember.

https://youtu.be/shorts/0gxu-9V68hw?

"it's not the size of the wand..."

She just told you that to make you feel better.

And then I reminded her we were playing JTT.

Great insight! Laughed on my keyboard!

Can't remember if we've posted any Rodney???

Rodney Dangerfield........Goofy Immortal

Back when there was only 3 TV stations....

The Beverly Hillbillies.....The Ce-ment Pond

Granny returns to the kitchen, where once there was a commercial-sized stock pot, filled with a whole 20 lb turkey. Now, there is only broth and turkey bones.

"Dag-nabbit, Jed! I turn my back for one second, and Jethro makes dinner disappear!
"Well, Granny- he's a growin' boy, and they like to snack between meals."
"This one likes to snack between bites!"

One of the few demographics it still seems acceptable to make fun of to this day. Sometimes the more things change the more they stay the same.

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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