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Well Clownies your fairybook season is over courtesy of the beatdown delivered by the Cincinnati Bengals last week, you basically "Choked" in your biggest game of the season, Choke, Choke Choke!

Kudos on the effort though, 10 wins sure beats the 4 you had last year but the
result is still the same NO Playoffs for you, OK?

"If we ain't goin, you ain't goin"

WHO DEY!!

Oh & FEAR THE TIGER!!

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You automatically lose, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, don't call 1-800-Collect, don't drink a Zuma, don't go wearing tye dye bengirls shirts, don't start "going long" with Carson Palmer, and don't start spray painting yourself Orange and Black now because you had a 7-9 season.

Unfortunatelly for you, their is always next year, when you only win 4 games and Chad Johnson gets arrested for selling crack to Henry while you proceed to becoming a Browns fan. Have a nice offseason knowing that the Browns are only going to be BETTER next year.

WE DEY!

Oh and FEAR THE DAWGS


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At least we didn't choke from Week 2 straight through to Week 15 like some other Ohio NFL team.


Browns is the Browns

... there goes Joe Thomas, the best there ever was in this game.

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Newsflash for the troll......... We eliminated ourselves out of the playoffs.The Bungles didn't do squat.We handed your sorry team that game.We have only ourselves to blame for not getting in.

I would rather have the Browns as my team instead of your sorry Bungles cause you guys are getting ready to hit rock bottom again.Your golden boy Chad even wants out.He is ready to play for the Dolphins just to get away.Now that is funny.Laugh at that.

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Here is a dose of reality for you Cleveland Clowns fans. You finished the season with the WORST defense in the NFL. You have "Big Contract" Brady Quinn riding the pine & my guess is that the front office will have him starting next season & most new quarterbacks blow chunks their first full season "If" he turns out to be any good. You had a fairly soft to moderate schedule & won some very close games that you just as easily could have lost. I think this was your chance & you blew it. Next year you won't win 10 games, you will go 8-8, that's my prediction.

P.S. - The Bengals will be better next season & will Sweep the Cleveland Clowns!

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Here is a dose of reality for you Cleveland Clowns fans. You finished the season with the WORST defense in the NFL. You have "Big Contract" Brady Quinn riding the pine & my guess is that the front office will have him starting next season & most new quarterbacks blow chunks their first full season "If" he turns out to be any good. You had a fairly soft to moderate schedule & won some very close games that you just as easily could have lost. I think this was your chance & you blew it. Next year you won't win 10 games, you will go 8-8, that's my prediction.

P.S. - The Bengals will be better next season & will Sweep the Cleveland Clowns!

-Med-






Oh poor little boy, We as Browns fans are so sorry that your band of thugs are back to sucking once more....NOT
However, we tried to tell you , don't shout from the top of the moutain when you team does good for a year.
Your team is one of the more pitiful organizations in the NFL.
As your team sucks, you dissapear.
When your team does somthing you want to talk smack.
Do you realize you support a team in total dissarray ?
But good news is on the horizon.
Marvin got the inside on what could be the greatest team player to ever get drafted by the Bungles.
I really want to tease you somemore before I tell you who it is, but I just can't keep it in.








Charlie Manson is up for payroll. Would be a great addition to your evergrowing band of missfits.

Now go to bed before mommy has to spank you and take your cookies and milk away for a week.

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You really need to make a doctors appointment to see about lowering your medication.To bad there's not a pill he could give you to stop stupid.

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Well in that case MadWoman..guess you and your pathetic kitties ended their season say...week 2...51 points...and you want to run smack about our defense? Since your team makes an appearance every decade and a half in the play-offs..or out of the basement for that matter..see you Who Dey's from Cincy,Kentucky("where men are men and sheep are scared".."Kentucky..5 million people..7 last names").
Perdictions....Browns 11-5..possible 12-4...AFC North Champs
Bungle-riffic BeenGals 3-13..maybe 4-12 if the Colts bring their high school teams that played the Titans tonight with them.

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You have "Big Contract" Brady Quinn riding the pine




BQ's contract isn't all that much for a #2 QB. Check the numbers.



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P.S. - The Bengals will be better next season & will Sweep the Cleveland Clowns!




You own coach said you were going to blow the team up, so you will be in rebuilding mode for a few years Methman. While you may have less players arrested than you have wins next season (for once) it only means your arrest count will be under six, not that you will win more than six games.


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Congrats on a great season, Browns. You all have a lot to be excited about for next season.

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ou have "Big Contract" Brady Quinn riding the pine & my guess is that the front office will have him starting next season & most new quarterbacks blow chunks their first full season




You know, I can't think of a single team in the history of the NFL who had a big name QB first round draft pick who sat out his entire first year. I mean, that just has never happened in the history of the universe, right?


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Well Clownies your fairybook season is over courtesy of the beatdown delivered by the Cincinnati Bengals last week, you basically "Choked" in your biggest game of the season, Choke, Choke Choke!

Kudos on the effort though, 10 wins sure beats the 4 you had last year but the
result is still the same NO Playoffs for you, OK?

"If we ain't goin, you ain't goin"

WHO DEY!!

Oh & FEAR THE TIGER!!

- Med -



Everytime you post a smack thread, I'll remind you of one thing...

Since 1999
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Bengals - 1 winning season

As Bruce Willis would say: Yippee ki yay ______ ________

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the blocked field goal by the raiders cost us the playoffs....

the browns took a play off and it bit them in the butt!!!!

The bengals are a better team than the raiders... and it wasnt the bengals that knocked them out.. it was the turnovers that cost us...


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Here is a dose of reality for you Cleveland Clowns fans. You finished the season with the WORST defense in the NFL.



Actually we finished 30th... and we still gave up fewer points per game than the Bengals did...

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You have "Big Contract" Brady Quinn riding the pine



You mean like Carson Palmer did in his rookie year when the Bengals went 8-8?

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You had a fairly soft to moderate schedule & won some very close games that you just as easily could have lost.



You had pretty much the same schedule and couldn't get over .500... again. You're right though, there were a couple in there we could have lost, but there were a couple losses we could have won too... it all evens out.

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I think this was your chance & you blew it.



You would be correct if our ultimate goal was the same as the Bengals.. to just sneak into the playoffs. Our goals are bigger...


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DC hes just scared because hes realizes we are a couple of defensive players away from constantanly sweeping his "mighty" bungles.

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First, since when is a 5 point win a "beatdown"?

Second, I believe it was the victory the Titans had over the Colts that knocked Cleveland out of the playoffs.




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Well Clownies your fairybook season is over courtesy of the beatdown delivered by the Cincinnati Bengals last week, you basically "Choked" in your biggest game of the season, Choke, Choke Choke!

Kudos on the effort though, 10 wins sure beats the 4 you had last year but the
result is still the same NO Playoffs for you, OK?

"If we ain't goin, you ain't goin"

WHO DEY!!

Oh & FEAR THE TIGER!!

- Med -



Everytime you post a smack thread, I'll remind you of one thing...

Since 1999
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Bengals - 1 winning season

As Bruce Willis would say: Yippee ki yay ______ ________




Since when is 2 winning seasons in 8 years something to crow about?

While we are reminding each other of stuff, I'll remind you that the Bengals have TWO Super Bowls under their belt to your ZERO, kinda makes up for that one less winning season Huh?

P.S. - The Clowns have not won 10 Games since 1994 & you make fun of the Bengals record the last decade, sounds like your's isn't much better.

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"Big Contract" Brady Quinn




He doesn't make much at all, actually.

Thanks for Steinbach.

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P.S. - The Clowns have not won 10 Games since 1994 & you make fun of the Bengals record the last decade, sounds like your's isn't much better.

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The Browns haven't won 10 games since 1994?? Wow...who knew.


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Well Clownies your fairybook season is over courtesy of the beatdown delivered by the Cincinnati Bengals last week, you basically "Choked" in your biggest game of the season, Choke, Choke Choke!

Kudos on the effort though, 10 wins sure beats the 4 you had last year but the
result is still the same NO Playoffs for you, OK?

"If we ain't goin, you ain't goin"

WHO DEY!!

Oh & FEAR THE TIGER!!

- Med -



Everytime you post a smack thread, I'll remind you of one thing...

Since 1999
Browns - 2 winning seasons
Bengals - 1 winning season

As Bruce Willis would say: Yippee ki yay ______ ________




Since when is 2 winning seasons in 8 years something to crow about?

While we are reminding each other of stuff, I'll remind you that the Bengals have TWO Super Bowls under their belt to your ZERO, kinda makes up for that one less winning season Huh?

P.S. - The Clowns have not won 10 Games since 1994 & you make fun of the Bengals record the last decade, sounds like your's isn't much better.

-Med-




I would rather not go to the super bowl then to go and loose!
You realy should take a good look in the mirror! Are you sure your not Colinsworth?

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Since when is 2 winning seasons in 8 years something to crow about?

While we are reminding each other of stuff, I'll remind you that the Bengals have TWO Super Bowls under their belt to your ZERO, kinda makes up for that one less winning season Huh?

P.S. - The Clowns have not won 10 Games since 1994 & you make fun of the Bengals record the last decade, sounds like your's isn't much better.

-Med-





Hey troll,

If you are going to gravy-train your Superbowl showings 20+ years ago and ZERO championships, I'll see your ZERO championships, and raise you EIGHT league championships, 4 of which are NFL championships before some dude renamed the NFL championship game to "Superbowl".


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Yeah you guys should be proud...your marquis win was over a team that won 4 games last year.

Oh yeah congrats to Palmer for leading the league in INTs!!!

Great year for you guys, hope you enjoyed being contenders for the years that were few, you are back at the bottom of the division where you belong!


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Congrats on a great season, Browns. You all have a lot to be excited about for next season.


You're heaping praise on the Browns in the shack?

Today must be Opposite Day.


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Not really. But it IS an accomplishment to go from 4 wins to 10 wins. I was just giving credit where credit is due.


That being said, the Browns still suck.

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Not really. But it IS an accomplishment to go from 4 wins to 10 wins. I was just giving credit where credit is due.




Well thanks for the kudos. Looks like the Steeler/Brown rivalry might actually be a rivalry again



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I certainly hope so.

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Looks like the Steeler/Brown rivalry might actually be a rivalry again




And the Bungles and Ratbirds can fight it out for 3rd and 4th place.

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Congrats. You gave the Steelers the division. I'm sure you are proud of that...


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Not really. But it IS an accomplishment to go from 4 wins to 10 wins. I was just giving credit where credit is due.


That being said, the Browns still suck.




totally agree with all of this - happy New Years all!!! By the way, I was hoping that the Colts would beat the Titans.


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Not really. But it IS an accomplishment to go from 4 wins to 10 wins. I was just giving credit where credit is due.






keep up the good work Shep, you are winning her over slowly.... all it is going to take now is a botched Mike Tomlin draft and some inner turmoil... she'll come right around.... for extra measure throw in some jewelry


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Not really. But it IS an accomplishment to go from 4 wins to 10 wins. I was just giving credit where credit is due.


That being said, the Browns still suck.




totally agree with all of this - happy New Years all!!! By the way, I was hoping that the Colts would beat the Titans.


Thanks for the kudos June. Say hi to Ward and the Beaver for me.


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Since when is 2 winning seasons in 8 years something to crow about?



I dunno.....but you "crowed" over your first winning season in 15 years when the cicadas came out once again, didn't you?

You kittycats have a total of 5 winning seasons since 1980. Count 'em---Five.

Total of 12 winning seasons in your 40 years of existence. Count 'em---Twelve.


    Yinz have a website devoted to getting rid of your owner.
    Yinz lead the league in players in jail/on probation.
    Yinz are commonly known by NFL fans everywhere as "Bungles."
    Yinz have won zero championships since you were spawned. By Cleveland.
    Yinz have lost 75 more games than you have won in your illustrious history.


You come here to smack us?!?! The very fact that you are an admitted fan of that penal based franchise is smack upon thine self each and every time you make a stroke on yon keyboard.....

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Not really. But it IS an accomplishment to go from 4 wins to 10 wins. I was just giving credit where credit is due.






keep up the good work Shep, you are winning her over slowly.... all it is going to take now is a botched Mike Tomlin draft and some inner turmoil... she'll come right around.... for extra measure throw in some jewelry




Ewwww! That's a sick thing to say! (except the jewelry part )

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Yinz have a website devoted to getting rid of your owner.
Yinz lead the league in players in jail/on probation.
Yinz are commonly known by NFL fans everywhere as "Bungles."
Yinz have won zero championships since you were spawned. By Cleveland.
Yinz have lost 75 more games than you have won in your illustrious history.




That's a lot of yinz's....more than I've ever used.

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I don't know about "sick" but I do know it's:


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That's a lot of yinz's....more than I've ever used.




It's a very functional word......

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Coming from a fan whose team went from 1989-2004 without posting a double digit win season.

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