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They want the players to feel more at home, and comfortable and relaxed for games in 2008:

If they keep Chris Henry there 24/7 and only let him out for practice and games he has a 50/50 chancr to play all 16 games next season

They also put up this sign in the Locker Room as reminder of what it means to be a Bungle.

As long as Mike Brown stays too cheap to have a scouting department, he can make all the "improvements" in the world (razor wire, motion sensors, mine fields, etc) to the locker room and the Bengals will still wind up in the police blotter.

Work's for me! I said they needed some discipline, but this puts new meaning on timeouts
Next year (again), with feeling and little forgiveness in me heart, mates!
Doc Savage, you are wanted in surgery!

Here is their new training facility.

Actually last season you signed our DUI Boater criminal Eric Steinbach, I figure you will probably be back for more criminals over the winter. The way I see it, Chris Henry will probably be a Cleveland Brown by the time training camp starts!

P.S. - Just a reminder, we Knocked you clean out of the playoffs! Enjoy watching the playoffs from the couch Clownies!

WHO DEY!!

-Med-

Your QB recently said his current coaching staff would not get the Bungles to the playoffs.

Many players have said quite a few of their teamates care only about stats.

Your coach refuses to take the blame for a dismal season.

Gee, whose team is in turmoil?

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Just a reminder, we Knocked you clean out of the playoffs!

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Really?? You're a Titans fan?
I only ask because it was the Titans that eliminated us from playoff contention (or Indy, depending on perspective).

Wow how original, i didnt see that coming. Go Pats. Randy Moss XOXOXOX

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We'll save you some popcorn clownies, better luck next year!

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Now that we don't need.

For your abysmal team on the other hand, you'll need a lot more than that.

Seriously, get off of our message board. You are just like every other Bungle "fan". You aren't around all year when your team full of criminals were getting pounded into the ground every week. Then, you win a game against us, and you show back up? You Bungle fans are the worst excuse for fans I've ever seen. Either support your team or don't. Don't just support them when they are "winning", it makes you look like a fool. And, I use the term "winning" very loosely because 1 winning record and a first round exit from the playoffs in the last 18 years is hardly "winning".

From 95-98, when we didn't have a team, we still had more fans walking the streets with our team colors on than your sorry excuse for a fanbase did.

I can tell you are very young. Probably under 25. Because thats what 95 percent of your "fans" are. Why? Because the older "fans" gave up on your team. The only "fans" you have left are the bandwagoners. 95 percent of your fanbase doesn't know a thing about football and will probably jump on the Patriots bandwagon after you guys finished with yet another losing record. I work in retail, and saw a kid, probably 15, 16 years old with a Carson Palmer jersey on yesterday, and was buying a Colts hat, for himself. Because he put it on and he put it on and took off his Palmer jersey as soon as he left the store. Thats what kind of fans you have. Its the only kind of fans you have.

You can try to smack our football team. That's fine, its weak smack anyway. But, fans can't control what a football team does. So really, the only kind of smack you can try to bring on us is about our fans. And if you try to do that you'd be bringing a knife to a gunfight.

Go back in the basement where you belong.

Yesterday a Bengal fan (and I am using this as a term of respect for that man because he was a true fan) was in the station and I told him it was nice to see someone proud to wear their colors for their team. We had a really good discussion and I did explain to him that it really wasn't the Bungles that took us out of the playoffs and when he understood what I was saying he admitted that it was true, the Browns did it to themselves. He said to me as he was leaving that he was really impressed with the Browns fan base because they are the best fans he's ever seen, that they stick by their team through thick and thin no matter what. Made me feel real nice to hear that coming from a Bengal fan.

There are a very few of them out there that stand by their team but nothing like the Browns fans (or even Raiders fans for that matter....2 of the most rabid groups of fans )

So not all bungle fans are like methman.

Oh, chit, now that you mention it, yes I did hit my head Monday. Damn, so that's what's been wrong with me this week.


(seriously, I did hit my head.....damn tailgate of my jeep fell when I was unloading the cat food and cat litter on Monday~ cracked me in the side of the head...saw stars musta been a slight concussion)

I knew it. Thank goodness, I thought you had lost it.

Lost what?

You know, that one marble you had left.

Marble? I thought it was a pea.

Maybe it was just a cookie crumb. Hard to tell.

Hmmm, that would explain why I have had a chip on my shoulder.

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From 95-98, when we didn't have a team, we still had more fans walking the streets with our team colors on than your sorry excuse for a fanbase did.

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We actually made the playoffs the same amount of times during that period too