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A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madame, then, gesturing to an obese fifty-five year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."

Trump may be the best liar of all time.

Marjorie Taylor Greene held a news conference today asking that all Americans join her in her boycott to never shop at Harvard again. A spokesperson for Greene has thus far not replied to follow up questions on the topic.

I guess a brain isn’t in her shopping cart.

Trump was asked about the "TACO" trade and called it a "nasty question." Here's what it means.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-taco-trade-trump-always-chickens-out-what-it-means/

Can't say I blame them.

Trump Travel Ban Unnecessary After Rest of World Shows Zero Interest in Coming to Sheethole Country

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s sweeping travel ban has proven totally unnecessary as the rest of the world has shown no interest in visiting what it deems to be a sheethole country, travel experts confirmed on Thursday.

“When people plan vacations, they usually avoid countries with soaring prices, random arrests on the street, and measles outbreaks,” Harland Dorrinson, an international travel expert, said.

Additionally, he said, “Travel-wise, people prefer destinations where food undergoes rigorous inspections and planes don’t fall out of the sky.”

Noting that travel to the US had plummeted since Trump became president, he added, “At this point North Koreans are staying away.”

...and to think, this happened in just 4 short months.
"Move fast- and break s#," indeed.

Imagine how tainted this 'tourist destination' will be after another 3.75 years of this.


Yeah- we'll be just fine, in 2028.




*Borowitz always lays it down with clear eyes and sharpened pen.

Association With Trump “Bad for my Brand,” Says Jeffrey Epstein in Hell

HELL (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement from the fiery depths of Hades, Jeffrey Epstein said on Thursday that being associated with Donald J. Trump was “bad for my brand.”

“Look, I wasn’t thrilled about being connected to Prince Andrew,” he said. “But being linked to Trump will forever ruin how people think of Jeffrey Epstein.”

Visibly angry, he called Elon Musk’s decision to allege Trump’s inclusion in the so-called Epstein Files “hurtful.”

Vowing to “tear into Elon when he gets down here,” Epstein declared, “This is the worst thing Musk has ever done, and that includes the Cybertruck.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/as...ypCqkE-BBfwLg_aem_bUA38PzIm473cbYgxbQ-2Q

Rumor has it that the trump/Musk split is the first beak up of pride month.

Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump

KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold attempt at high-stakes diplomacy, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offered on Friday to broker a peace deal between Elon Musk and Donald J. Trump.

“It is time for the fighting to stop,” Zelenskyy said to Musk and Trump. “And I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice: sitting in the same room as the two of you.”

Addressing Trump, the Ukrainian declared, "Mr. President, Elon gave you 250 million dollars, and you haven't said ‘thank you’ once."

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/ze...QCcShQF8Jb8QT2NTA&triedRedirect=true

Trump calling Musk crazy is really pot meet kettlemine.

Disgusting

Schrödinger's Immigrant.....

Lazily collecting government benefits but somehow stealing all of the jobs at the same time.