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Re: Poltical Jokes Part 5 PitDAWG #2132869 02/03/26 11:12 AM
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OP PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 78,449 Smyrna, TN.	Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Turning Point U.S.A.'s Alternative Half Time Show! Sponsored by Sister Wife brand Bathtub Meth............... "You think your brother in law is crazy but he's just methed up!" Headlined by Kid Rock who will be bringing his automatic rifle and a case of Bud Light for the grand finale'! The National Anthem will be performed by Rosanne Barr! Featuring the kissing cousin cam! There will be a catalytic converter collection competition held in the parking lot during the event run by George Santos. All catalytic converters will be donated to trump's secret rare earth mineral stash if Santos can manage to deliver them without stealing them first! Kanye was scheduled to perform but claims he can't make it because by some miracle he found his sanity. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Poltical Jokes Part 5 PitDAWG #2133301 02/10/26 04:24 PM
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OP PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 78,449 Smyrna, TN.	Turning Point U.S.A. officially announced today that next years alternative halftime show will be titled "The Whites Only DEI Halftime Show". Where only white artists with a fraction of the sales of the real halftime show will be allowed to perform. Because we all know only the best, most qualified people should be performing. No, wait.... Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Poltical Jokes Part 5 PitDAWG #2133425 02/12/26 10:33 PM
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Re: Poltical Jokes Part 5 Squires #2133435 02/13/26 08:28 AM
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Re: Poltical Jokes Part 5 PitDAWG #2133449 02/13/26 03:16 PM
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OP PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 78,449 Smyrna, TN.	Mark Kelly Records Video Telling Bartenders They Are Allowed to Refuse Hegseth's Orders WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator Mark Kelly released a new online video on Thursday reminding the nation’s bartenders that they are allowed to refuse Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s orders. Staring stonily into the camera, the former astronaut warned that, if Hegseth appears to be above the legal blood-alcohol limit, any additional drink request would constitute an illegal order. “Our laws are clear: you can refuse illegal orders,” he told the bartenders. “You must refuse illegal orders.” Kelly concluded the video with one final urgent plea to the mixologists: "If Hegseth’s behavior is belligerent, his words are slurred, and his makeup is smeared, you must refuse his orders." https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/ma...xZetOFFy6ojkb_aem_jJqnqXTsXe6rns-u0dFehQ Upon seeing the video Hegseth immediately contacted Pam Bondi requesting she immediately convene a grand jury over statements made in the video. Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

Re: Poltical Jokes Part 5 PitDAWG #2133459 02/14/26 09:14 AM
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Re: Poltical Jokes Part 5 PitDAWG #2133467 02/14/26 11:27 AM
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OP PitDAWG Legend P Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 78,449 Smyrna, TN.	Intoducing for The Cleveland Browns, Quarterback Deshawn "The Predator" Watson. He will also be the one to choose your next head coach. #gmstrong

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