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Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!

Turning Point U.S.A.'s Alternative Half Time Show!

Sponsored by Sister Wife brand Bathtub Meth...............

"You think your brother in law is crazy but he's just methed up!"

Headlined by Kid Rock who will be bringing his automatic rifle and a case of Bud Light for the grand finale'!

The National Anthem will be performed by Rosanne Barr!

Featuring the kissing cousin cam!

There will be a catalytic converter collection competition held in the parking lot during the event run by George Santos. All catalytic converters will be donated to trump's secret rare earth mineral stash if Santos can manage to deliver them without stealing them first!

Kanye was scheduled to perform but claims he can't make it because by some miracle he found his sanity.

Turning Point U.S.A. officially announced today that next years alternative halftime show will be titled "The Whites Only DEI Halftime Show".

Where only white artists with a fraction of the sales of the real halftime show will be allowed to perform. Because we all know only the best, most qualified people should be performing. No, wait....