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I heard this song the other day ...... it's a classic and all ..... but it has one of the absolute dumbest lyrics I can recall for a non "comedic" song.

The song is "Love will find a way", by Yes.

The lyrics ......

Here is my heart
Waiting for you
Here is my soul

I know .... what's wrong with that, right?

Next line ....

I eat at Chez Nous

What?????

Talk about throwing something in just because you're stuck on a rhyme.

What have you got?

Yonder Comes A Sucker

Railroad, steamboat, river and canal
Yonder comes a sucker, and he's got my gal
And she's gone, gone, gone
And she's gone, gone, gone
And I'll bid her my last farewell
I fell in love with a pretty little thing
I thought that wedding bells would ring
She was as sweet as sweet could be
'Till I found out what she did to me
Railroad, steamboat, river and canal
Yonder comes a sucker, and he's got my gal
And she's gone, gone, gone
And she's gone, gone, gone
And I'll bid her my last farewell
I asked her mother to let her go
She whispered, mother, please tell him no
Though he may think that I am true
There're plenty more who think so too
Railroad, steamboat, river and canal
Yonder comes a sucker, and he's got my gal
And she's gone, gone, gone
And she's gone, gone, gone
And I'll bid her my last farewell
Now I won't cry my life away
Some other sucker will have to pay
And when he finds that she is gone
I guess I'll hear him sing this song
Railroad, steamboat, river and canal
Yonder comes a sucker, and he's got my gal
And she's gone, gone, gone
And she's gone, gone, gone
And I'll bid her my last farewell

I don't know about the lyrics of this song being dumb, but they sure are creepy as hell. I've always called it "The Stalker song".

Every Breath You Take

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watchin' you
Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay
I'll be watchin' you

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
I'll be watchin' you

Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep cryin', "Baby, baby, please"

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
I'll be watchin' you
Every move you make, every step you take
I'll be watchin' you

I'll be watchin' you
Every breath you take, every move you make
Every bond you break (I'll be watchin' you)
Every single day, every word you say
Every game you play (I'll be watchin' you)
Every move you make, every vow you break
Every smile you fake (I'll be watchin' you)
Every single day, every word you say
Every game you play (I'll be watchin' you)
Every breath you take, every move you make
Every bond you break (I'll be watchin' you)
Every single day, every word you say
Every game you play (I'll be watchin' you)
Every move you make, every vow you break
Every smile you fake (I'll be watchin' you)
Every single day, every word you say
Every game you play (I'll be watchin' you)

I'll do you one better... the dumbest song lyrics by the band with the absolute dumbest name...

Big Head Todd and the Monsters ~ Technology Song

Keepin' our wheels turning around
Instead of believing in one thing
We're busy dreaming up dumb things
For taking up time in the world
These are the years, this is the sound
Of living in times of trouble
Of turning the world into rubble
This isn't the easy way out

I am naked and my garment is green now
I am naked and my garment is green now
I am naked and my garment is green, what am I
Alone in the world
Alone in the world
Alone in the world

It may be too late to turn it around
The children will pay for the struggle
By life in a plastic bubble
And sex on a DVD
They'll never see a hippie around
To sell them a song for a lover
There's nothing left to discover
When you refuse to see

I am naked and my garment is green now
I am naked and my garment is green now
I am naked and my garment is green, what am I
Alone in the world
Alone in the world
Alone in the world

Where will I be when your lights go out?
There's only one thing for certain
My hand won't be closing the curtain
Take in and feel what you see
There's nothing left to keep the wind out
No stopping the rain from falling
Or keeping the sun from revolving
Or keeping the truth from the free

I am naked and my garment is green now
I am naked and my garment is green now
I am naked and my garment is green, what am I
Alone in the world
Alone in the world
Alone in the world