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Wow, that's bad. But then again, so are the Bungles.


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Nah, Kentucky just wants a pro football team.




Then they wouldn't want the Bengals...


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What are you talking about!? You guys couldn't even get a TD when we didn't give it to you in the red zone to start.


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FEAR THE TIGER!!




Hear that Bengal growlin' mean and angry
Here he comes a prowlin' lean and hungry
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Run, pass or boot
And defensively he's rough, tough
Cincinnati Bengals
That's the team we're going to cheer to victory
Touchdown Bengals get some points upon that board
And win a game for Cincinnati





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And yet all is right in the world of the Bungles... they are back in the basement of the AFC Welcome back to the world of losing.


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The fact of the matter is that in that first half the Bengals delivered a pure unadulterated old school Beatdown to your Cleveland Clowns, they were stunned when they hit that locker room at halftime. Sure DA threw some picks but you could NOT stop the Bengals from scoring when they got the ball. The statement that you "beat yourselves" is a joke, the BENGALS beat you pure & simple, no doubt. Championship teams don't lose games like that, the Clowns "Choked" in the big game just like always. I'll take our TWO AFC trophies to your ZERO any day.



Derek Anderson threw four interceptions and your "team" only won by five points.

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You couldn't rile up a hornets nest with a stick kid.




That's right son, because that would not be a wise thing to do.

Do you stay up all night thinking of these silly analogies? It took you until 4:52AM and that's all you could come up with? Get some rest, it's not worth it.

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And yet all is right in the world of the Bungles... they are back in the basement of the AFC Welcome back to the world of losing.




Technicality, but Baltimore's in the basement. Bungles are at the cellar door, knocking to get the invite downstairs.

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Uh.. male dogs do that son. You call yourself a dog, right? Did your owner let you out today? Woof woof Oh I almost forgot the Steelers are your owners

How's sniffing Medmans crack been going there dawg?!?!

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Do you enjoy getting into pissing contests with people?

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Uh.. male dogs do that son. You call yourself a dog, right? Did your owner let you out today? Woof woof Oh I almost forgot the Steelers are your owners

How's sniffing Medmans crack been going there dawg?!?!




You do know that we are humans right..?

Do you go to work looking like Steely McBeam because you are a steelers fan? Your smack blows.


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Isn't Steely McBeam the guy from the village people?


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For the most part...it's like if the guy from the Village People started to make gay porn.


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Uh.. male dogs do that son. You call yourself a dog, right? Did your owner let you out today? Woof woof Oh I almost forgot the Steelers are your owners

How's sniffing Medmans crack been going there dawg?!?!




You still taking a bath in it. At least turn around, your getting yourself soaked


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Uh.. male dogs do that son. You call yourself a dog, right? Did your owner let you out today? Woof woof Oh I almost forgot the Steelers are your owners

How's sniffing Medmans crack been going there dawg?!?!




You still taking a bath in it. At least turn around, your getting yourself soaked




Now that was a real zinger!!! You should of went all out and added "nya nya" to the end of that one.

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just trying to help you out kid. Everybody is laughing AT you not with you but you just keep spraying yourself and laughing, thinking your making jokes, while you ARE the joke.


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I have a feeling that this thread is going to go 8 pages long, since BOTH of you have to have the last word.

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I have a feeling that this thread is going to go 8 pages long, since BOTH of you have to have the last word.




I'm trying to figure out what's with all the 'son' talk... GM is old as dirt! I think Adam and Eve were his parents


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NAAAA he can't keep peeing that long. It's going to be getting colder, and he will freeze up.


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I have a feeling that this thread is going to go 8 pages long, since BOTH of you have to have the last word.




I'm trying to figure out what's with all the 'son' talk... GM is old as dirt! I think Adam and Eve were his parents




It's not a matter of having the last word. He leaves himself wide open all the time, and I just can't resist. I'm just having fun!. Without him I probably wouldn't even be here, and that would be a shame, right guys? Keep 'em coming GM!!!

Old as dirt??? His posts don't reflect that at all. I always thought the elderly possessed wisdom. Perhaps it's his senility thats getting to him.

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Old as dirt??? His posts don't reflect that at all. I always thought the elderly possessed wisdom. Perhaps it's his senility thats getting to him.




Perhaps it's your poor reading comprehension?


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I'm trying to figure out what's with all the 'son' talk... GM is old as dirt! I think Adam and Eve were his parents




Your wrong Jay,
GM "WALKED" Adam and Eve to school.......

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Your peeing all over yourself, and calling somebody else senile


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Mike I warned them to stay away from the snakes, but did they listen..... NOOOOOOO Even back then the young kids thought they knew it all. Now LT94 is walking in their footsteps, and he is about to get bit.


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Mike I warned them to stay away from the snakes, but did they listen..... NOOOOOOO Even back then the young kids thought they knew it all. Now LT94 is walking in their footsteps, and he is about to get bit.




Well for him GM, it might be a familiar pain......

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The last month has been real tough for you Clown fans, first the Bengals knock you out of the playoffs & then your beloved Ohio State Bucs endure a
beatdown on national TV. It's going to be a long cold winter in old Cleveland town (America's poorest city)

P.S. - I will try to check back over the Winter & toss you some smack if I have nothing to do & am bored & if you're nice to me.

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The bungles didnt knock us out of the playoffs, we knocked ourselves out by giving you 13 points n the last 90 seconds of the first half. Without those 13 points your OVERATED offense only scores 6 points.

Bungle fan have no reason to talk smack while your ranchise is spinning outta control.

with that being sad im at peace with not making the playoffs... THE FUTURE LOOK BRIGHT IN CLEVELAND!




The fact of the matter is that in that first half the Bengals delivered a pure unadulterated old school Beatdown to your Cleveland Clowns, they were stunned when they hit that locker room at halftime. Sure DA threw some picks but you could NOT stop the Bengals from scoring when they got the ball. The statement that you "beat yourselves" is a joke, the BENGALS beat you pure & simple, no doubt. Championship teams don't lose games like that, the Clowns "Choked" in the big game just like always. I'll take our TWO AFC trophies to your ZERO any day.

FEAR THE TIGER!!

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How could you say the Browns couldnt stop the Bungles???? 1 TD you started at the 2 yard line,lol, the other was at the 20,lol. Without that your OVERRATED OFFENSE only scores 6 points.

Your pathetic team went from 11-5 to 7-9. hahahaha what a fluke.


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If we give Cincinnati to Kentucky, they'll still want a pro football team.




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Would you also take your one HOF player to our 16?
Or your Zero championships to our 8?

Funny side note here. I looked up how many Hall of Famers the Bengals have had just to be accurate and not only is Anthony Munoz their only one, they've only had one other HOF player spend any time on their roster in their entire history. It was Charlie Joiner and he played for them for a few years before hitting it big in San Diego. I will never comprehend how Bengal "fans" can even try and bring up their past. It's absolutely histarical. Especially when their in the same division as the Steelers and Browns.


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LMFAO!!!! The bungles don't even have selective history smack! That's pathetic.


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Funny side note here. I looked up how many Hall of Famers the Bengals have had just to be accurate and not only is Anthony Munoz their only one, they've only had one other HOF player spend any time on their roster in their entire history. It was Charlie Joiner and he played for them for a few years before hitting it big in San Diego. I will never comprehend how Bengal "fans" can even try and bring up their past. It's absolutely histarical. Especially when their in the same division as the Steelers and Browns.






another funny side note( I swear this happened) I once had a Bengal fan ask me why the Browns named their team after the Bengals founder.

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Would you also take your one HOF player to our 16?
Or your Zero championships to our 8?

Funny side note here. I looked up how many Hall of Famers the Bengals have had just to be accurate and not only is Anthony Munoz their only one, they've only had one other HOF player spend any time on their roster in their entire history. It was Charlie Joiner and he played for them for a few years before hitting it big in San Diego. I will never comprehend how Bengal "fans" can even try and bring up their past. It's absolutely histarical. Especially when their in the same division as the Steelers and Browns.




You have ZERO championships, anything before Super Bowl 1 is ancient history & not recognized & since you also have ZERO Super Bowl apppearance in 42 years, you have nothing. Also, don't forget that your team did not even come into existence until 1998, the previous team that lived in Cleveland moved to Baltimore about that time so you got nothing. So basicallly you have no history at all except for Uhh losing.

Why do you think they call you the Cleveland Clowns?

P.S. - You also live in the poorest city in America.

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Typical Bungle fan,trying to smack by sheer stupidity.

It's no wonder the team,city and fans have been the laughing stock of the NFL since their inception.

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You have ZERO championships, anything before Super Bowl 1 is ancient history & not recognized & since you also have ZERO Super Bowl apppearance in 42 years, you have nothing. Also, don't forget that your team did not even come into existence until 1998, the previous team that lived in Cleveland moved to Baltimore about that time so you got nothing. So basicallly you have no history at all except for Uhh losing.

Why do you think they call you the Cleveland Clowns?

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Actually, no, the history did not move with the football team to Baltimore. That was part of the stipulations of the move. The city kept the history and the namesake. The same cannot be said for the Baltimore Colts.

You cannot dismiss what happened in football leagues past just because it happened a long time ago. It's still a part of professional American football history. Those guys who played on the championship teams back before there was a Super Bowl or before there was an "NFL" are in the SAME Hall of Fame as those guys who played in Super Bowls. It's not like they are two distinct entities, ALL of it is still American Football History. Anyone who says anything different is just ignorant.

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Also, don't forget that your team did not even come into existence until 1998, the previous team that lived in Cleveland moved to Baltimore about that time so you got nothing. So basicallly you have no history at all except for Uhh losing.




LMFAO!!! Even if that were true, we'd have more winning seasons than the lowly bungholes.

There are people driving now that have witnessed only one bunghole winning season in their lifetime.


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Funny side note here. I looked up how many Hall of Famers the Bengals have had just to be accurate and not only is Anthony Munoz their only one, they've only had one other HOF player spend any time on their roster in their entire history. It was Charlie Joiner and he played for them for a few years before hitting it big in San Diego. I will never comprehend how Bengal "fans" can even try and bring up their past. It's absolutely histarical. Especially when their in the same division as the Steelers and Browns.




You have ZERO championships, anything before Super Bowl 1 is ancient history & not recognized & since you also have ZERO Super Bowl apppearance in 42 years, you have nothing. Also, don't forget that your team did not even come into existence until 1998, the previous team that lived in Cleveland moved to Baltimore about that time so you got nothing. So basicallly you have no history at all except for Uhh losing.

Why do you think they call you the Cleveland Clowns?

P.S. - You also live in the poorest city in America.

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Why don't they count? Why is it too long ago? Because Jim Brown was a bad player? Because Paul Brown was a bad head coach? Because the hall of famers that played back then aren't recognized?

Why do Super Bowl losses give you merit? Because everyone achieves to be second best? Because people ultimately remember who loses the big game? Because when you have nothing else, saying that you lost two games gives you merit?

By the way, our team RETURNED in 1999, not 98. That's a good example about the average football knowledge every person from Cincinnati possesses. By the way:

Why don't we keep our history? Because the league said we couldn't? Because nobody talks about the Cleveland Browns past? Because the Ravens use the Browns history to define their records? Because we don't include the past Browns records to define our own?

History of losing, eh? Well 10-6 and 9-7 since 2002 gives us more winning seasons than you've had in 17 years.

Also, who are "they" that call us the Clowns? Someone whose team logo is a cat? The worst fans in the NFL? You turn the word "Brown" into Clown. What's the name of your stadium? Who's it named after? Yeah, that means a lot. LOL.

As for being the poorest city in America. Well, let me just say I've lived in both cities. Cleveland may be poorer, but I don't remember the last time I was in Cleveland where I had a race riot or a curfew therein. I don't remember the last time I was in Cleveland where I had to leave my city to go to another state to have fun. I remember all of those in Cincinnati. You talk about us being poor when you have Over the Rhine. You talk about us being poor when you had Jerry Springer as the mayor of your city.

Yeah, you really bring up some excellent points. *PFFFFT*


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