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Talk about a "Homer Simpson moment"...

Thirsty German sells beagle to buy beer
Eager for a drink, customer sells his step-daughter's pet for $53


BERLIN - A thirsty German sold his 6-year-old step-daughter's pet beagle to the owner of a bar to pay for beer, the Bild newspaper reported on Friday.

The unemployed man offered to take the dog for a walk and then stopped at a bar where he convinced the owner to buy the 3-year-old dog for $53 (40 euros).

The man spent the proceeds quenching his thirst for beer. The bar owner has now returned the dog to its owner.

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that's awesome, he basically got free beer

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I'm glad the little girl got her dog back.
What a heartless bastid.
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I liked the other article this morning where the German guy was going to visit his girlfriend in Sydney Australia, and ended up in Montana instead wearing shorts and a t-shirt because he had misspelled Sidney and just wasn't paying much attention.

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I liked the other article this morning where the German guy was going to visit his girlfriend in Sydney Australia, and ended up in Montana instead wearing shorts and a t-shirt because he had misspelled Sidney and just wasn't paying much attention.

Could be the same guy. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

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I once sold my clarinet in high school to buy a keg of beer! <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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It all works out. Girl got her dog back, dude got his beer. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />


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I once sold my clarinet in high school to buy a keg of beer! <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

That instrument requires supple lips and delicate yet firm fingers. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />


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I once sold my clarinet in high school to buy a keg of beer! <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
Better that, than selling a keg of beer to buy a clarinet. That would have officially made you a nerd. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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I actually bought a dog for $20.00 and a six of PBR many years ago, I'd say I got the better of the deal <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

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What an ahole! Too bad he got the dog back! <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />


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" And this one time at band camp..." <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

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lol, that was the first thing I thought of too <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />


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