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Medmann - The Bengals will be on 4 Prime Times this season,

GMdawg - How does that break down??? three times on Cops, and one for showing up at a 13 year old girls house expecting sex?

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Now for the definition of Irony award, step on up here OnB

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OnB - "we are dealing with a majority of Brown's fans here.... bottom of the totum pole when it comes to smarts. "

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Kudos

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This next gem was from the Chameleon thread....where there was a picture with an alleged Chameleon "hidden" in it.

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Christy - Okay, so where the hell is it?

Shep - I told ya already.... *sigh*

Christy - I know, but I would still like to find it.

GMdawg - I hope everybody is dressed

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To me, DA is a drive killer and a momentum thief. He does have his little spurts but so does a gnats pecker. But DA has no more control over his own consistancy than does the afore mentioned insect's appendage.

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Next time hold the camera steady or use a tripod, Shep.

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I LOVED this from Diam in Pure Football, it's got everything....including spelling mistakes :

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actually Purp If the play Chud called was " hold on to the ball just long enough to give the safety enough time to get up close enough to the play to crush our Wr's and then lead your WR just a smidge to much so that as the safety arrives simultanously with the ball the WR will have his ribs exposed becaue he has to lay out for the pass" than mac is right ... its Chuds fault ... I think they just shorten it to "Cracked Ribs route on 2" so they dotn get a delay penalty ...

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Shep in 2nd game against the Bengals post game mood:

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Derek Anderson is a bum.

Period.

No questions asked.

Kiss my ass if you feel otherwise.

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You still feeling it Shep?

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The winner of the 2007 subtlety award goes to DawgDuty:

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Funny Ammo, When Braylon dropped Frye's passes it was Fryes fault and when he drops Quinn's, its Braylons fault. 3 for 8 thats 37%. Quinn must have small hands and I thought he looked little and his arm looked weak. I saw him miss short throws to backs out of the backfield so he must be inaccurate. Quinn needs to be traded or cut.........J/K, Just wanted to show you what an idiot sounds like. Does it remind you of anybody?

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Ouch.

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Kudos to Christy for the next one....maybe she can present the "2007 Delusional Bengal" award to Dawgtalk's own..."Delusional Bengal" .....come on up here MedMann

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People love to see Chad do the touchdown celebration & many (not just Bengals fans) feel slighted if he doesn't.

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Now don't be getting all warm and fuzzy Christy Kingo will bring you down a peg

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Just when we thought she was starting to show some semblance of intelligence , she starts dating Shep, completely destroying all hopes of developing a brain.

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And what would we do without the Tailgate Lot for all of our advice needs? How would we survive without such pearls of wisdom? Particularly ones like this from Brown4Life:

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Ammo, here's a tip. Women do NOT like to be treated like gold, no matter what they say. I'm not saying beat or degrade women, but be some what of a jerk. For some reason they LOVE it, and if they say they don't their lying. This is fact. If you would have treated that girl like garbage she would have had her whole face book dedicated to you.

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Laugh or Cry? Comedic genius.............

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A pearler from BeerDowner :

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Walk over to a mirror, look yourself in the face and ask.."should I be using 5 pound weights for 75 reps?"

If the answer is no, then walk yourself over to the nearest store and purchase 15 pound weights and have at it until you're at the store buying heavier weights.

If the answer is yes, then walk yourself over to the nearest store, find a leotard that doesn't accentuate your hips, plop in a copy of "Perfect" with Jaime Lee Curtis and get moving sally!

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Punchsmack - I have.....this is going to sound really messed up.......I have poop dreams. I have to go really bad and all the toilets are occupied. And when I wake up.....I have to go.


Pitdawg - I guess waking up would be considered a far better option than finding an open stall in your dream and THEN waking up, huh?

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Autumn84- I like to read while pooping...I can't live life without a dictionary...if I get too drunk I pee the bed...much to my shame.


Pitdawg - With all of the multi-syllable words that's in her vocabulary, the best she could come up with was "pooping"???

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The Humourous Astute observation award goes to KingoDawg:

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Heldawg - Another little thing is that we've saved every wine cork we've ever had together. We have about 1000 corks and we're trying to figure out a cool way to display them.

Kingodawg - How about at a AA meeting?

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Fletch - Made love to over 100,000 women.

crazyotto55 - Human women?


Fletch - Most.

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Eotab to Vers during a recent

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frankly my dear - I don't give a damn........

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Oh, and I missed your post about being glad you were right about us not making the playoffs. You hoped you were wrong but glad you were right?


Where's the dude singing "Real Men of Genius"?

Announcer: You hate your coach
Singer: He's just a big fat loser.
Announcer: You're not satisfied with a winning record.
Singer: 10 wins are not enough.
Announcer: You bet against your team making the playoffs
Singer: I'm so glad I won the bet.
Announcer: But you still want your opinion respected.
Singer: Why's everybody picking on me?

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Love your work

Couple of Peenies:

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Autumn84 to Ballpeen - I sit at your feet and learn words of wisdom

Jules - Holy crap. I hope you have patience.

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Ballpeen - I heard they are bringing Mo in for a interview.

Need to get your PC interview out of the way?? Call Mo.

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Ladies and Gentlemen.....i give you....DCDAWGFAN

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Dawgpound017: Whenever I see Christie Brinkley, I think of Chevy Chase and National Lampoon's Vacation.

DCDAWGFAN: That must make fantasizing difficult....

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Amen.. just because our backs are against the wall and we need to come out fighting and play as a team and take it one game at a time is no reason to resort to cliches.

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DCDAWGFAN - I hope on the first play of the game (Kenny) Watson runs off the left side, and just as he bounces off a tackler and regains his footing, DQ comes out of nowhere at full speed and lays him out flat on the field... so I can stand at the Browns bar and scream....

"OH MY GOD!!! THEY KILLED KENNY!!!"

Lebron James - You Bastards!!

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Well, that's about all i got for now. But remember folks, as one astute poster will tell 'ya:

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STATS ARE FOR LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Great post. I had not seen any of those. There are some funny people on this board.

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I'm sure there are many funny posts that have slipped under my stalking radar.

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I remember a time you laughed so hard you pooped your pants,,now THAT was funny!

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Ok, I've been doing a lot of Stalking over the last several months.

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SOOO that was your nose print on my windows

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Occassionally on here you get truly laugh out loud moments and true wit and killer ripostes from the congregation.
Many times these get buried over time and are lost forever....such as Diam's response to Lampy about Michael J Fox and Labatts.

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Yeah, that must have been hilarious.

Of the thousands of posts here, BTW, that's the best example you could find, to introduce your thread topic?
The Kevin Cosgrove 911 call was funnier than that.

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Ok, I've been doing a lot of Stalking over the last several months. Time to come clean.

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We all know Mr Learner...

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That's another good thing about snow....I'm gonna follow the footprints that I found outside our window.....

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*Runs outside to shovel off my sidewalk*

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I don't recall such an incident

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I hear voices saying they are willing to refresh your memory this summer at training camp.

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Yeah, that must have been hilarious.

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Yup.

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Of the thousands of posts here, BTW, that's the best example you could find, to introduce your thread topic?

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Yup

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The Kevin Cosgrove 911 call was funnier than that.

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Don't recall that one. Care to share?

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I don't remember my Labbats/Fox post at all .... can u refresh my memory ...

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It was a typical brutal Diam "put down". I don't recall the exact details of it but it concluded with you telling Lampy to run along to the fridge and fetch you a Labatts.

I think it was in a thread in Pure football approx this time last year, i'd ask Lampy for clarification but he's still mortally wounded from it.

I've done a search for it but i think i got scuppered by your poor spelling.

I did stumble across you patting Autumn on the head though.
Something along the lines of "You're out of your depth here sweetheart, get back in the shallow end before you drown" ....yeah..that went down well

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Now for the definition of Irony award, step on up here OnB

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OnB - "we are dealing with a majority of Brown's fans here.... bottom of the totum pole when it comes to smarts. "

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Kudos

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A pearler from BeerDowner :


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Walk over to a mirror, look yourself in the face and ask.."should I be using 5 pound weights for 75 reps?"

If the answer is no, then walk yourself over to the nearest store and purchase 15 pound weights and have at it until you're at the store buying heavier weights.

If the answer is yes, then walk yourself over to the nearest store, find a leotard that doesn't accentuate your hips, plop in a copy of "Perfect" with Jaime Lee Curtis and get moving sally!

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If Ohio gave Cincinnati to Pennsylvania, it'd raise the average IQ of both states ...

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Anyone remember the clip in the Shack that shows the inbred Steeler fan tinkling the ivories and singing out of tune?

Here's Jfanent's take on it:


Next time hold the camera steady or use a tripod, Shep.

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I remember this - one of the times I truly laughed out loud when reading a post. Great stuff, jfan!

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I shovel by hand, and I NEVER run out of gas

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No truer words were ever spoken on this board....



I like free beer is a close 2nd...

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SOOO that was your nose print on my windows

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Is this why your posts haven't been very good lately? Now that you know you're being watched you're having performance anxiety.

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It was a typical brutal Diam "put down". I don't recall the exact details of it but it concluded with you telling Lampy to run along to the fridge and fetch you a Labatts.

I think it was in a thread in Pure football approx this time last year, i'd ask Lampy for clarification but he's still mortally wounded from it.

I've done a search for it but i think i got scuppered by your poor spelling.

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Yeah, run to the fridge and get me a Labatt's.... Good stuff there.

Oh, and don't worry, we all get scuppered by diam's spelling. It's the worst.