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I use to listen to Rush back in the day. He would have a caller from the high mountains of Arizona who used to talk about how to cook road kill and stray cats. It was pretty obvious that it was all an act but man did people get pissed off. 
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I don't know who I feel more sorry for, you or your wives and girlfriends.
None, your boyfriend (or future boyfriend).
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A joke. Next thing you'll be upset about a bengals joke.
Football is just a sport to me. You never had to go through life as a woman, so I don't expect you to understand. I'm not even going to try.
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Honestly I don't walk away thinking about it...
And you may think I look like a jackass, but when I get home and make a nice pot roast for my wife, she doesn't think so.
I'm sorry you are so insecure.
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Actually, my finance loves me and treats me like his equal, thank you.
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Making or laughing at jokes like that just makes you look like a jackass.
But I am a jackass
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I don't know who I feel more sorry for, you or your wives and girlfriends.
Dont forget my ex-wife......oh wait maybe thats why she is my ex-wife...
Sometime ya cant take yourself or what people say to seriously,
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Don't you have some dishes to wash 
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It's not about insecurity. It's about what I believe in.
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Not a general reply... Quote:
Making or laughing at jokes like that just makes you look like a jackass.
Maybe, but I don't care.
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You all walk away thinking you've 'won'.
 Won what? I don't think any of us think about it in any terms.
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I don't know who I feel more sorry for, you or your wives and girlfriends.
If you feel you have to be sorry for anyone, I think you have a problem. My wife makes similar type of comments about me being a man, most are funnier then hell. I'm the butt of many jokes, quite frankly I don't care. I reap what I sow.
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Don't you have some dishes to wash
Dishes, I bought my darling the finest paper plates one can afford at big lots the other day, I told her sweets, the dogs are getting to fat from washing our plates after supper....
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It's not about insecurity. It's about what I believe in.
Which is probably about the same thing I believe in.. I can just make fun of it.
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So thats why our dog's belly drags the ground He's not going to be happy either if we get all the snow they are predicting
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I meant "general" as in it wasn't directed solely at DC.
And by "won" I meant, I'm sure you feel superior and think I'm a stupid bitch and I'll always be wrong to think women are the least bit competent ... and for that I don't care.
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My wife makes similar type of comments about me being a man, most are funnier then hell
LOL....My girlfriend always asks me, they are we gonna have sex tonight or should I find something else to do for that 2 minutes......LOL...she always ripping me in a fun way.....telling me If I has another Inch I'd be moved up to Metric......LOL.....than she brings me a beer...LOL
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They can't help it that their jokes suck. Just wait for a thread where they all start complaining about all men in sitcoms being stupid or how all bad guys are now white in movies or how the media picks on Christians. Don't let 'em fool you, they whine as much as anyone else when the joke is on them. 
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I meant "general" as in it wasn't directed solely at DC.
And by "won" I meant, I'm sure you feel superior and think I'm a stupid bitch and I'll always be wrong to think women are the least bit competent ... and for that I don't care.
Just to be clear. WTH?? What does this have to do with anything.
I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch......
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I was in the barber shop when my wife was pregnant with my son. My barber asked what I wanted and my wife quickly chimed in "He just hopes it's his." 
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j/c
I'm also not one to complain about winter weather. I usually get annoyed w/ people who do and wish they'd just move to Florida. THAT said, this winter is actually starting to get to me. Columbus has had much more snow than the last couple winters and I am SICK of having to shovel a path in the yard for our Chihuahua. I'm about to see if they're ever too old to litter box train.
I hope Columbus doesn't get too much tonight.
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After arguments like this (which this isn't the first)... nothing ever changes. They still act the same and still think they're funny.
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I meant "general" as in it wasn't directed solely at DC.
And by "won" I meant, I'm sure you feel superior and think I'm a stupid bitch and I'll always be wrong to think women are the least bit competent ... and for that I don't care.
I never thought any of that for one second, I did think you over reacted to a joke, just a joke, but that's my opinon & your intittled to yours. I just have fun on this board, I dont and cant take anthing seriously, Life is too full of serious anyhow, I'm here to laugh and many times at myself.
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This storm must be making people very thin skinned today 
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I was in the barber shop when my wife was pregnant with my son. My barber asked what I wanted and my wife quickly chimed in "He just hopes it's his."
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I was in the barber shop when my wife was pregnant with my son. My barber asked what I wanted and my wife quickly chimed in "He just hopes it's his."
Well, was it? 
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. And normally, I just let it slide. There are really only 1 or 2 things in this world I care about and feel strongly about, and this just happens to be one of them.
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Some people think Eddie Murphy is funny.
Some people think he is not.
Some People thought Dice Clay was funny.
Some people thought he wasn't.
Funny is in the eye of the beholder.
Some people think I am not funny.
Everybody else KNOWS i am not funny
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Um, you guys are not comedians. I think we've established that.
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I was in the barber shop when my wife was pregnant with my son. My barber asked what I wanted and my wife quickly chimed in "He just hopes it's his."
Well, was it?
I don't know.  When he behaves I think he is. When he acts like a jackass he must be someone elses. 
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Who is we? You got a mouse in your pocket?
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when my son was about 5 we were all out on the porch and my son was putting letters in the mail box and taking them out, then he'd run over to my ex-wife and give them to her 5 seconds later he'd take them back and put them in the mail box, I said Shane what are you doing, he said being like my daddy & delivering the mail...... ...I've never been a mail man in my life...My ex-wife laugh so hard she snorted for about an hour....Hey she never did answer me about that......
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So you think you are? Okay, that IS hysterical!! 
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Well I'm no Jack Benny
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So, how about this weather we're having. 
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It's 45 and sunny here. 
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So, how about this weather we're having.
Ya those thread hijackers.......It's cold
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Tomarrow it could be down right Frigid and nasty
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Tomarrow it could be down right Frigid and nasty
Ya unlike this thread......might have to pull the woolies out
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Just took a quick check, a lot of PMing going on. Bunch of chickens. 
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Just took a quick check, a lot of PMSing going on.
Fixed it. 
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I just realized where you live Clay,, Wausen Ohio... a friend of mine used to own a Ford Dealer out there about 16 to 18 years ago... Cool
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Daniel Patrick Moynahan
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