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No matter the record..because all in all..the records mean nothing at this point..all are watching the play-offs at home!! Did you hear that Madwoman? Your one and done season was last year..you and the rest of Bungleville get ready for another 2 decades of..well...bungle-riffic bungle ball..now that is sad and pathetic eh Madwoman? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Um, if you want to lump the Browns and Bengals into the same category, that's fine and dandy.....but leave the Steelers out of it, because they are in a class by themselves.

Sorry, loopus... I looked, but couldn't find the Squeelers anywhere on the playoff schedule. <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

8-8 and no playoffs is a class by themseleves??

They get put in special ed and now one tell me??

At least the Browns and Steelers have a rich and victorious history with titles and rings to show for it <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />, the bungels on the hand, just have the one (1) SB appearance with the infamous "icky woods"...what a history, what a past........ <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Were taking a vacation from the SB. Its fun in the sun time, then back to work. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

By the way, where the hell are you at GM? Wake up already, i have some fresh Dawg Brew ready <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

No agrument here...

Although I am not sure we agree on the class <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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I'll agree with you about that class. So...how's welfare going for you these days?

You silly little puppydawgs, must I explain everything to you?



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If you don't know what those are, just ask any Steeler fan to explain it to you.

Are you referring to the steroid pumped fossils encased in glass, or the stained one on the silver platter in front? <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

That sounds like a Shawn Merriman question to me...... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

[quote]You silly little puppydawgs, must I explain everything to you?








There you go living in the past again. Do we need to compare history of our franchises? <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> If so, I think you know who will come out on top.

Congrats on your SB last year, but I think we all know that game could have been much different. Grant it Pitt made the plays when they had to, but they also got the benefit of some questionable calls..

Still trying to get through first grade, eh?

You know it's bad when their kids are two grades ahead of them <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Nothing quite like an ignorant, misinformed post to start the day with.. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

Ya, the Steelers would....

And here's another tidbit for you - even during their worst year(s), the Steelers are still better than your Browns! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

OH! Don't make me spank you again, Mr. smarty pants! <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes_devil.gif" alt="" />

Spank me, spank me <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />

Spank him! Beat him! Make him write bad check's! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, coming from you I would expect such an answer.. <img src="/images/graemlins/saywhat.gif" alt="" />..Try to win the "big one" for a change than you can comment "Frau Farbisina".. <img src="/images/graemlins/naughtydevil.gif" alt="" />.....Or should I say, Sgt. Shultz......... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> By the way, I was in the "F.R.G." back when the Bengals team STILL SUCKED...... <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Oh boy...looky at what we got here. Another clown fan who thinks he's saying something funny or original. What does you being in Germany have to do with the fact that your post exposed your lack of knowledge? And please, spare me and the rest of the board, with your military humor. Not that it offends me but its just not funny. Its strange that you want to try to slam a team that has made it to the Superbowl, (twice, Einstein) while yours only sits and wallows in the pools of tears that still flow freely since John Eway did you in all those years ago....

So go ahead and keep sending Ernest Byner your daily hate mail and come back when you discover how to remotely talk smack...

LOL, talk about exposing your ignorance, Curly. Mike is a RAVENS FAN. LOL, pot meet kettle.

Funny how you pimp your two losses in the Super Bowl as some sort of achievement and ignore the FACT that the Browns have ACTUALLY WON World Championships. Any straw to grasp, I guess. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

Well good for Mike..

As far as achievments, when you haven't had any to speak of since the years before the NFL merger, I wouldn't think you'd try to talk smack at all. Those old NFL championships are all that Browns fans can cling to because your team has been too sorry to get the job done once they had to beat more than 12 teams to get to the Championship. Oh that is not dreaming, it is a fact. And didn't they also have the AFL championship game at that time?..So I guess if one wanted to they could call your little titles. somewhat "disputed". Clevelanders are the only fans I can think of who go out and thump there chests over championships that were won when football was just getting used to seeing the forward pass..What a joke!! Enjoy your top 5 draft pick again..I'm sure he'll be another of the "legends" that you all boastfully, yet blindly predict each year...

"Maybe we (the clowns) can be like the New England Patriots"..

Maybe the ones who fought in a war. Certainly not like the ones who play on the field...

The hiliarious nature of it all is truly amazing.. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

This from a fan of a team that hasn't won ANY championship. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" /> What do you have to boast about, pre-merger or otherwise again? Oh, yeah, that's right, you LOST 2 Super Bowls. Great fodder for smack, huh, Curly? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

So, the Super Bowls have no meaning, either, since there was the USFL around when some of them were being played? Get serious or get out of the shack. This is the same weak crap you always try and always get it handed to you because you post it.

Queen Curly, can you slap yourself again. That was funny bro <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

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Get serious or get out of the shack???

This coming from the resident "jester" of this place???

What on earth have you posted in the last 5 or 6 years that doesn't follow the same repetitive babble thet you've always had..??

"No one knows more than CoachB and no one uses facts but CoachB"

Please!! I hope you aren't silly enough to flatter yourself like that.

And just so you'll have something to chew on, O'master of logic and fact, how were the Bengals supposed to win anything pre merger??? The team didn't exist then. But since we have existed, we've had more success than the Clowns..(or don't the 2 super bowl appearances count for that?)

Coach the only thing you have ever handed out to anyone, is maybe some free tickets to whatever debacle of a team is unfortunate to have you as their coach..

But hey, it probably beat the alternative of having to go to the Clowns game right??? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bring it on boys....There aint a one of you here thats ever been able to handle me in this forum..As a team or one on one..Then again what more should you expect of fans of that horrid little squad up north??? <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Handle you.... nope.... Spank you like a new born baby, while you cry.... yep <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

King of the one liner...gotta love em...But you of all people GM know that never happened..Now take that Henny Youngman act on the road..Being a clowns fans is hazardous for your health..It causes major insanity and deluded states of reality..Just watch them happen before your very eyes..Run now GM while the getting is good!!!!

I can't believe a bungle fan posted this. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

So is being a Bengals fan. Big Bubba can really hurt you <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Awww..jfanent has nothing better to say??? Believe it!! You know I bring out the best in you guys....(but that just isn't saying a lot) <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Sadly this is why the Clown Hunters Sanctuary for Wayward Downtrodden Clown fans was founded.

I pity them. Poor Clowns. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

But the Bungles have the talent. They are just to dumb to use it.

LOL, wow, the second coming of the master of delusion. The only reason I've had to use the same posts is that I'm replying to the same ignorance over and over. I know you hate when those pesky little things called FACTS get in the way of your ignorance, McAndre Jr.

The FACTS are quite clear. The Browns have MULTIPLE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS. The Bungles have none. Now, there's something for you to "chew" on.

You don't even know who you are replying to and who they are a fan of, yet you come on here talking about how you smack people? The BEST you have come up with was some lame poems that EVERYONE on the board laughed at you for being ignorant enough to try and mocked you for them. Your attempts at smack are as successful as the team you root for. Cheer up, though, McCurly, at least you can brag that your team leads the league in arrests and with their recent signing looks to be serious about defending that title. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

quote]No matter the record..because all in all..the records mean nothing at this point..all are watching the play-offs at home!! Did you hear that Madwoman? Your one and done season was last year..you and the rest of Bungleville get ready for another 2 decades of..well...bungle-riffic bungle ball..now that is sad and pathetic eh Madwoman? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]

Dream on Clownboy! <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> The Bengals are in a hell of a lot better shape going into the 2007 season than the Sad & Pathetic Cleveland Clowns. Bengals fans are looking forward to the new season, we get all the IR players back & Carson is not recovering from a Blown out knee. Two decades? You must be kidding, the lowly Cleveland Brown organization is working on 4+ decades with NO Super Bowl appearances, how sad is that?
The Bengals have had 2 Super Bowl appearances & you are reminded of that every time you turn on the TV to watch a game, who do you see? Either Boomer Esiason or Chris Collinsworth or Solomon Wilcots, how many Brown players do you see, none. You poor & pathetic Cleveland Clowns, no matter how bad the Bengals have been, nothing can compare to what a joke you are. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

P.S. - The Bengals have beaten the Browns FOUR consecutive times, YOU ARE OWNED! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

-Med-

WHO DEY BABY!! <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, I know that one is pretty much burned into your memory Coachie..You had absolutely ZERO comeback for that classic post..If I told you how many PM's I got absolutely ROFL about how I smacked a halo on you, it would be shocking. But thats the past..I don't live in it..You do...(selectively,yet consistantly)

Anyone that has been around, has seen your act. The only person who hasn't become nauseated by it is you. Its amazing sometimes how you will find the most minute fibre of info and try to weave a "'quilt of twisted fact" from it. Who ever said the Clowns didn't have Championships? But as stated. Did any of this come after the merger? Any since the Bengals have existed? Now I know you'll find a way to tap dance around this but the facts are pretty clear about both of those questions. I love how you and a few other like you try to drum up those championships like they are the equivalent to the Super Bowl today. If they are so easy to come by, why hasn't your storied little franchise gotten one (or even participated in one) since the merger? There can be several reasons claimed but how about this one. You haven't been good enough for 40+ years!!! And you won't be good enough next year either.

This is a point that pains you to no end coach..It shows in your fact twisting posts and how you reach for any strand of info to make a stand on..But I must say you are consistant about it..Its like I'm Ike and you are Tina Turner. Only difference is that Tina had the good since to run when she realized it was a lost cause..You on the other hand, return for a good smacking..

Again,,,,and again,,,,,,and again......

Once again, you live in a delusional world. Funny how all those comments were in "PMs", yet everyone that was posting PUBLICLY on the board were laughing at YOU, not what you think was so clever. Rewriting history isn't just about football for you, I see.

As for the rest, I've smacked you around about it ad nauseum. It doesn't matter if the championships were pre-merger or post-merger. We can even argue about whether is is easier to win it then or now. We can talk about watering down of talent with expansion. I've already corrected you on those subjects on several occassions. The bottom line is that the Browns have as many championships POST MERGER as the Bungles. So, you STILL have nothing more to brag about. Once again, you never let facts get in the way of your posts.


Oh, and Medmann, I know you're looking forward to the upcoming season....but will all of the Bungles be out of jail or off probation by then? <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

Only a Bengals fan could brag about getting their ass kicked in front of the entire world <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Naw, I just couldn't believe a bungle fan is accusing someone else of having a "deluded state of reality". One winning season since 1990 and talking about how good they are? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Who's delusional? <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />