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As you belly up to the bar, you find 3 people, living or dead already drinking as they welcome you into the group.
Who would you like to spend a few hours with drinking and swapping the BS??
Me...I would like to belly up to the bar with Hank Williams Jr, Frank Sinatra, and Jack Nicholson.
I think that would make for a interesting evening.
I guess you need someone tending bar, so make Chris Farley the bartender.
If everybody had like minds, we would never learn. GM Strong ![[Linked Image]](http://www.dawgtalkers.net/uploads/small-gator-chomp.gif)
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Jesus, Mohammad,Jenna Jameson!
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Jesus, Mohammad, Jenna Jameson!
We don't have to agree with each other, to respect each others opinion.
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My wife and both of my kids 
I AM ALWAYS RIGHT... except when I am wrong.
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My wife and both of my kids
I hope your kids are grown...or at least 21!
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I don't drink but in this scenario...it'd be Bob Marley, Marcus Garvey, and El Hajj Malik el Shabazz. With J. Edgar Hoover bartending...so we can all team up and WHOOP HOOVER'S ASS!!!
"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good" Thomas Paine
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Bo Schembechler, Ozzie Guillen and Brett Favre. Probably take Bo 5 minutes to strangle Ozzie but it would be some quality entertainment to say the least. Favre would probably just be sitting there chatting in his southern drawl wondering what the hell was wrong with the other two. 
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John Daly, Travis Hafner, and Adam Sandler
Our barmaid would be Angelina Jolie
I heart winning
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My wife and both of my kids
I hope your kids are grown...or at least 21!
They are both past the legal age 
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Hmmmmmm I'm assumig that someone will translate?
Noah
Aristotle
George Washington
Should make for an interesting evening ..... especially with Cleopatra as the bartender.
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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John Daly, Travis Hafner, and Adam Sandler
Our barmaid would be Angelina Jolie
Thats a fun crew right there.
Eat it Phil...
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Bob Marley, Thomas Jefferson and Frank Sinatra. No idea who would be working the bar... How about Jesus and Gandhi?
I want the Cleveland Browns to be my pallbearers so they can let me down for the last time.
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Bob Marley, Thomas Jefferson and Frank Sinatra. No idea who would be working the bar... How about Jesus and Gandhi?
Jesus would make your drinks all "virgins", and Ghandi would contemplate the nature of the glass ...... 
Micah 6:8; He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.
John 14:19 Jesus said: Because I live, you also will live.
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Getting Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes all boozed up at a bar would be a fun time.
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Getting Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes all boozed up at a bar would be a fun time.
The reason I didn't mention any women is for me that takes away from the bellying up to the bar part and gets the thoughts towards bumping bellies.
I guess that would make a interesting thread as well.
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Ammo, Fletch, Loki. Bartender would be Chuck_Ironchest. I'd sit at a table in the corner and watch the festivities.
Last edited by FloridaFan; 04/14/08 11:50 AM.
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Ammo, Fletch, Loki. Bartender would be Chuck_Ironchest.
I'd sit at a table in the corner and watch the festivities.
Damn, thats pretty good too.
Eat it Phil...
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I'd start with noted beer drinker Ben Franklin... then add Franklin D. Roosevelt... and Ronald W. Reagan.
And tending bar, since that has been added as an option... Mark Twain.
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Jesus, Mohammad,Jenna Jameson!
You can have Jenna - I'll take her bf Tito. Sticking with the mma guys, I'd also like to hang with GSP and Andre Arlovski. Joe Rogan could bartend.
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Good question. I could easily do 4 sets of people (All Comedy, All Answers and then an All Women). So I'll pick one from all three. Jesus, Will Ferrel & Charmane Star Jesus could answer ANY question I have. Will Ferrel could make me laugh. And Charmane would be something nice to look at while the other two talked to me. 
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Ammo, Fletch, Loki. Bartender would be Chuck_Ironchest.
I'd sit at a table in the corner and watch the festivities.
ROFL.
As for me, Ric Flair, Brady Quinn, and Ryan Garko.
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John Adams, Bill Veeck, and Jon Stewart. Natalie Portman and Tina Fey can share the bartending duties.
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Joe Thomas, Hank Fraley, and Ryan Pontbriand. Seeing as I can't drink I wouldn't mind having Jesus as my bartender.
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Jesus, My Father, My grampa
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Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Steven van Zandt.
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No Bill Buckner
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I'd go with Jesus, Abe Lincoln , Ben Franklin, and i'd have Ty Cobb as the bartender..
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nothing like having bottles tossed at your head, or a pair of spikes
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Hank Williams Jr,
You DO know he showed up at a show in Cleveland wearing Steeler gear, yes?
anyway....depending on the evening and mood...
Darrel Waltrip
Dale Earnhardt Sr.
Kenny Wallace
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Bernie Kosar
Tony Rizzo
Dennis Miller
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Kate Beckinsale
+ 2 other people...I don't care who they are 
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Jesus would make your drinks all "virgins", and Ghandi would contemplate the nature of the glass ......
You're talking about the same Jesus who turned water into wine, and who people memorialize by drinking wine in church right?
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Adolf Rupp, Ted Williams, and Paul Brown
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I forgot Rizzo and Kosar...damn.
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Either: Nicola Tesla, Thomas Jefferson, George Patton with Phil Savage bartending or.. Shania Twain with Helen Keller bartending...
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John Daly, Bernie Kosar, Snoop Dogg.
Bartender: Hugh Hefner, hopefully he would bring the ladies.
Eat it Phil...
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jc. Good question. hmmmm..... Chris Farley for laughs Donald Trump for advice Samuel L Jackson for the level head. Strange groups, but it's all make believe anyways. 
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with that group....the cops wont be far behind...
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I'm not getting all of the love for Chris Farley... I mean I think the guy is sort of funny and all... but if I want to sit and laugh my butt off.. give me Robin Williams and/or Billy Crystal.
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I'm not getting all of the love for Chris Farley... I mean I think the guy is sort of funny and all... but if I want to sit and laugh my butt off.. give me Robin Williams and/or Billy Crystal.
Better yet.. Robin Williams and Jonathan Winters.. just sit back and watch them. They were both on the Carson show near the end of his run.. I was laughing so hard I was crying and trying to simply breathe.
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