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Found this funny. Iowa man charged with throwing candy at police Posted: May 13, 2008 09:59 AM DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - A college student whose friend was being questioned in a hit and run found himself charged with assaulting an officer with a curious choice of weapons: M&Ms. Sean McGuire was arrested early Sunday at a convenience store after Drake University security guards noticed the colored candies falling on the ground around the officer. When the officer turned around, an M&M hit his shoulder, according to a police report. McGuire claimed he threw the candy because he was "sticking up for his friend," who apparently was the man suspected in the accident, the report states. McGuire, of Glenview, Ill., was released from jail Sunday after posting $1,000 bond. A telephone call to his cell phone Monday wasn't immediately returned. Link
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Wow, news must be scarce in Iowa.  I heard assault w/ the peanut variety could get you life w/out parole.
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Will the crazy allergies people have these days, it could easily be attempted murder. 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks web page A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday. Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court. He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said. The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films. The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life." "We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously." Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle. "Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached. Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand. "He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones. District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs. In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.
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I tried to join the Jedi church, but failed the first question since I responded No to being a virgin. Disqualified right off the bat. 
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I can just see it now.
Bubba.... So what are you in for Sean
Sean... Assulting a cop
Bubba.... Cool, did you beat him with your fists, or use a club?
Sean.... Neither
Bubba.... or did you run him over with your car, or hit him with a tire iron?
Sean ..... neither
Bubba.... did you choke him out, or break any of his bones?
Sean... nope
Bubba.... well just what did you do to him.
Sean... I threw M&M's at him.
Bubba.... Bend over biotch.
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A revised version of Alice's Restaurant? Quote:
And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the candy." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Throwing M&M's." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.
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I think he was just trying to show the cop that M&Ms don't melt in your hand.
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And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the candy." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Throwing M&M's." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.
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M & M's are acceptable but never Junior Mints..."They're refreshing, Jerry".
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Wow ... am I dated because I know what you're talking about?
"You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant"...... 
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.............accept Alice........
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Yes, you are.  Now I feel like pulling out my CD and listening to that song.
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Maybe she doesn't fit in well with society? 
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It's because the big corporations like McDonalds drove her restaurant out of business. 
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Yes, you are. Now I feel like pulling out my CD and listening to that song.
I've got the DVD, so bring the chillers and I'll bring the shrimp and crab legs.... 
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I open this thread thinking it's another rapper gone bad thread and find out it's a candy abuse thread.  sheese
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