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Ahh. It really is the most wonderful time of the year. Last year we got to witness two epic beatdowns. The last one being the Nightmare before Christmas where James Harrison damn near choke slammed Jaft when he ran on the field.



Now the Holidays are back. The whole greater Clowntown area is excited. The Clowns practises are crisp and full of vigor.



Looks like Dropcutt is open.

As much as I love the holiday season It also makes me a little sad. You see it means the Clowns will once again have their hearts ripped out. Damn. It's times like these that cause me to say poor Clowns. Poor Clowns indeed!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

He's baaaaaaaaaack! I see you're borrowing CF's pics again. Some things never get old. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Look, Elmer Fudd strapped on a set and showed up <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> granted your still sporting a very tiny set, but a set none the less.








You bought them at Walmart didn't ya <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Funny that he hasn't been around all year - wonder why?

Wait, wait - I know - CUZ THE STEELERS SUCK !!!!!

Steeler suck

Good times, good memories <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Ahhh, a very RARE moment in Browns history. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Side note: with the win coming up this week, that brings us one closer all time head to head. we'll need just what 2 more to kill any legit smack you may have left. Well GM, whatcha gonna do then go fishing? <img src="/images/graemlins/plthumbsdown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

How many peanuts can you fit up your nose?
Only A Steeler Fan Video

'Bout time you show up. Gee, where have you been?

Could it be that the Stoolers are just as "poor" as the "poor Browns" this year?

Well Charlie Brown keep running up here and trying to kick the ball. You know we are just going to yank it away just when you think your getting somewhere.

THE BROWNS STILL OWN THE STEELERS

Could be. Quite frankly for most of the year we have stunk up the joint. Put the key phrase in your quote is "this year"

Unlike you clownlover05, I see a light at the end of the tunnel. Steelers from time to time have bad seasons under Cowher. Thankfully it never lasts to long. On the other hand, for the Clowns this is business as usual. And that my poor poundpuppy is sad. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> Damn sad. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Thats why from every once in a while I will reflect back and think of the Clownies fate, and say. . . . poor Clowns!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

What year was that again? Wow. Now the Clowns have to go back to The Tim Couch era to find smack?

Its worse than I feared. The Clowns are in total meltdown. Evacuate the greater Clowntown area!! Poor Clowns!! Poor Clowns indeed!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Why would that be? Your team hasn't yanked anything anything from us in the past 35 year's. Now a true yank would be you sitting in the throne room doing what comes naturally <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Feel that noose tightening eh <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

35 years <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> I see you didn't spend your time away from this board working your math and history skills <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />


Don't sprain your fingers or eyes doing that yourself. I would hate for you to have to explain it to your Doctor <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Man, you have to brush up on your smack. You seem to losing it old guy <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

By the way, hows things with Cramps? Still getting his arse handed to him on a Brown platter? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" /> Whats funny is he still thinks he's getting over. LOL
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Look, someone turned over a rock!
You're doing a helluva job defending that tainted Super Bowl win. <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Just look at the "stick a fork in the steelers" and prediction threads. He was smacked every which way but loose and tried to lie his way out of it.

So, please tell us, where have you been?

Well if thats what you think (actually Lame) then i say its better to have one Tainted one than to have NONE at all. <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Course if hadn't been for the DRIVE. LOL <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Oh my poor Clowns. The fact is that I no longer hunt Clowns. I feel sorry for them now. I even started a Clown sanctuary for bitter and displaced Clown fans.

You see, I realize that its not the fans fault, yet you have to feel the brunt of a screwed up front office.



At my Clowntown Sanctuary I provide oversized shoes and other Clownish wear that makes the fans feel comfortable. I have the old old old Clown games from the black n white era replayed in a state of the art theatre so the Clowns can reconnect with the TRUE Browns. Stop the biterness. Stop the hate. Poor Clowns. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

I remember mentioning that steeler trolls will be coming out this week, well here they are. <img src="/images/graemlins/plthumbsdown.gif" alt="" />

So how fast do you think the browns fans will be emptying out the Stadium this time? <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Last year, it was at the beginning of the 3 Qtr, and all that was left were Black N. Gold fans waving their terrible Myron Cope towels.

Had to double check and make sure that the game was indeed in Cleveland <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Cramps is still by far the biggest joke on the board <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

WOW you finally got something right <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Good job kid <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> It's not gold, it's [color:"yellow"] SQUEELER YELLOW [/color]


We clearly established that...years ago.

Hey, I'll have you know your talking about (Cope) an institution here. Now there's something you should know about <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Well Cramps should be in his glory now that his Ravens are 7 & 2, but i bet a dollar to a donut last year when they ended at 6 & 10 finding him on here would have been tantamount to finding Bin Laden am i right? <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Besides, I hear his team is changing their name next yr to the Leavenworth Criminals <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

One more thing. How's his Soap Opera career coming along? <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Oh, no, he would have been on here if it weren't for his computer problems... <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes_devil.gif" alt="" />

First off, I was here last year despite the 6-10 record the Ravens had. My question to you GENIUS is where the hell were you LAST YEAR after the Ravens BEAT the Steelers?? <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> What's that? What's that? I can't hear you. Nothing to say?

Leavenworth criminals? You are about as original and funny as a fourth grader trying to tell a "momma" joke. Criminals? You must have us confused with the Bengals.

agreed <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Cramps still showed up for six weeks last year <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> He vanished after losses, and got himself banned twice from the board <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

As far as his acting career, I hear he is a shoe in for the lead roll if they ever remake "Pinocchio" <img src="/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Now who is starring in Pinocchio?

When have I vanished after a loss? Sure as hell wasn't last year. I posted here after the Browns beat the Ravens in week 17, just like I was rubbing your noses in it when the Ravens won in week three against the Clowns last year. Watch it GM!! Your nose is growing while your brain keeps shrinking.

If you shoed up after losses last year cramps, I am tall, dark, and handsome, with washboard abs. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

The Clown are excited about this game. So are we. It really is the most wonderful time of the year. Clown Hunters Clown Sanctuary is a big hit. The team even transported some Clowns in on the official Cleveland Clowns team bus!!



It was a nice gesture from the team. The fans have been supporting a team that has been a laughingstock for so long its sad. With the help of Clown Hunters Clown Sanctuary we can turn this thing around.



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And as always, Poor Clowns <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Little clue Cramps for you to figure out. I've been here since the inception of Browns board. Actually, I'm your original owner on here. Still have my cramps collar to prove it. <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Do me a favor Cramps. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

I recall, but yet he denies it. <img src="/images/graemlins/rofl.gif" alt="" />

Lately I have been chilling with the most Hardcore Clowns fan in the world. Unlike the average Clown Kool Aid sipper he realizes the Clowns problems are more than surface deep, and he will not take it. He actually gives me hope that one day Clown fans worldwide can finally hold their heads high.

Poor Clowns indeed!! <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Well, we know this crap is an out-and-out lie. What does this have to do with the fact that I was on this board after week 17? <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

You can't even keep up with your own comings and goings. You were MIA for close to 4 weeks at one point last yr as i recall. No where to be found was Poor Cramps. Anyone like to confirm it? <img src="/images/graemlins/rolleyes1.gif" alt="" />

And you recall wrong. But thanks for playing!